2 weeks later

It had now been 2 weeks since the Mecharuff incident and the professor has vowed never to make another robot again. The puffs and ruffs had also had a few incidents involving the punks and riots and like always it had ended in a draw.

Today they were now heading home from school "man school was so boring" Butch said "tell me about it" Buttercup groaned "I almost fell asleep" Bubbles said "I did fall asleep" Boomer added "ha I bet Blossom was the only one paying attention, isn't that right babe" Brick said nudging Blossom in the side "stop calling me babe!" Blossom shouted "yeah you can call her that when you're together" Patches said making both Brick and Blossom blush which made everyone laugh.

When they got home they dumped their bags on the floor and began floating to the lounge room. As they floated past the kitchen they saw the professor talking to an elderly lady, it was their next-door neighbour Sally.

"Oh kid's your home you remember Sally" the professor said with the puffs and ruffs nodding and saying hello, except for Brick. "Um professor can I talk to you in the other room" Brick said and he and the professor went into the lounge room with the puffs and his brothers following them.

"What's the problem" the professor asked "what is that old witch doing here" Brick replied "old witch? She's a charming woman" the professor said "of course she's charming they're all charming that's how they lure you into their houses made out of candy and ginger bread" Brick said making the puffs and his brothers laugh.

"What is exactly the problem between you two, why do you hate her so much" the professor asked "why don't you ask her why she hates me" Brick replied "I did, she told me that you're a horrible annoying kid who doesn't think about anyone but himself" the professor said "well there ya go, how can I like someone who talks about me like that" Brick replied causing the puffs and his brothers to roll around on the floor laughing.

Sally then walked into the room and saw the kids on the floor laughing, and then she saw Brick "hello Brick" she said "hey Sally… eaten any little kids lately" Brick asked with a smile on his face "have you slept in anymore dog houses lately" Sally replied "for the hundredth time I was sleep walking and Bruno was fine with it" Brick said in an annoyed tone.

Sally then looked at the professor "well John I should be getting back home, good luck with that presentation tomorrow" she said as she began heading towards the front door "oh thank you" the professor said as he followed her. When Sally got to the front door she stopped and turned around "and as for you Brick, Bruno never had fleas before that night" she said as she walked out.

When the professor closed the door he turned to Brick "you slept walked into her dog house" he asked not remembering the incident "hey I've woken up on the roof but this isn't about me" Brick said "oh really then who is it about" the professor asked as he walked back to the kitchen "you, why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity during WWII? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys" Brick said getting a surprised look from the professor.

"Okay Brick first of all we are not dating we're just friends and second of all her age is irrelevant, the only thing that matters is what's inside a person" the professor explained "yeah well the only thing inside her is dust and undigested mastodon meat" Brick said "she isn't that old Brick" the professor said annoyed "oh come on I bet see was an eye witness to the birth of agriculture" Brick said "stop it" the professor said in a stern voice "her high school graduation pictures probably on a cave wall in France" Brick said "are you done" the professor asked "… her prom theme was fire" Brick finished "go to your room" the professor said and Brick floated to his room "it was worth it" Brick called out before they heard a door close.

Later that night

The ruffs were now getting ready for bed when Patches raised a question "hey guys I was just wondering about something" "what is it" Brick asked "well do any of you guys find an attraction to the girls by any chance" he asked "nope" Brick said "no way" Butch said "well I think Bubbles is really cute, and she does hug and kiss me a lot" Boomer said "well no surprise there" Brick said "seeing as how you two are almost always together" Butch said with a smirk

"Boomer and Bubbles sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the golden carriage! Ahhahaha" Brick, Butch, and Patches said as they were now on the floor laughing their heads off as Boomer just stood there with a face so red that it would make a tomato jealous.

The professor heard all the laughing and went to see what was going on, when he walked in he saw a red faced Boomer and his Brother's on the floor laughing 'well I'm not gonna get a straight answer out of them' the professor thought "goodnight boys" he said "good hahaha night hahaha professor" Patches, Brick, and Butch laughed out while Boomer just said "goodnight" in the quietest voice possible.

Later that night Boomer Brick and Butch were woken up to the sound of coughing and things falling on the floor when Brick turned on the light on his night stand and when the boys eyes adjusted to the light they went wide open.

On Patches bed were rubies, sapphires, hundred dollar notes, gold coins, and some pearls that had fallen on the floor "Patches where did you get all that" Brick asked thinking he stole them "I don't know what they are every time I cough or spit these things come 'cough, cough' out" Patches said as he coughed out ten diamonds

His brother's got out of their beds and floated over to his before they began picking them up and looking at them "ew you're touching them" Patches said in disgust. "Patches you honestly have no idea what these are do you" Brick said as he picked up a ruby Patches just shook his head "these things are gonna make us rich, how long have you been able to do this" Brick asked "oh for quite some time now" he said as he opened the draws in his night stand to revel them stuffed with jewels, gold, and money.

"We're rich!" Butch shouted waking everyone in the house up, and soon there was a knock on their door Butch went to open it "why did you wake us up at 2 in the morning" Buttercup said cracking her knuckles (Butch did it in 'The Boys are Back in Town' so meh) "look at what Patches can do" Butch said excitedly they then walked in and saw money and jewels on Patches bed.

"Patches did you steal all that" Blossom demanded she got her answer when he coughed up a wad of cash "hey this kids finally paying off" Buttercup said "well looks like we won't have money problems" Bubbles said happily "okay kids back to bed we'll sort this out in the morning, and that means you to" the professor said to the Rowdyruff Boys and soon everyone was asleep.

The next day

The puffs and ruffs were now flying to kindergarten while talking about what they could buy with all the things Patches could cough out. Soon they arrived at the kindergarten, Patches was just about to walk in when Blossom stopped him "Patches" "yeah Blossom" "here's just a little tip for you be careful around Buttercup" "why" "well she'll probably try reaching down your throat to get the stuff you cough out" "really" he said as he spat a diamond in his hand and began cleaning it with his shirt before putting it inside his pocket "yeah so just be careful around her" Blossom finished and they walked inside.

the bit where Brick is making wise cracks about the next door neighbor i got from 'two and a half men', so tell me what you think about this chapter was it good or bad, please review ^_^