Konnichiwa, Minna-san, here is an omake-like sketch for you! Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT THE FANCONCEPT OF MY FANFICTIONS.
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Round Battle!
Omake Special!
Everyone has a photographic memory,
some just don't have the film.
-Higurashi Miyuki
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''Fourth battle, Hitsugaya versus Gin!''
''I thought I told you... that if you even harm a single hair on Miyuki's head... I'd do something to you. You will regret not taking me seriously that time.''
''Because I'll give you the experience of being frozen alive!''
''No fair, Taichou-han, suddenly saying that now...''
...
''Don't joke around, running won't nearly be enough. Freakin' disppear, Kira! And tell everyone in whole Seireitei, tell them that...'Anyone who is within 50 kilometers in any direction from here... most likely won't see the next sunrise'!!!''
...
'' 'It wasn't me, Momo', 'please listen to me, Momo', 'I didn't kill Aizen-taichou', 'please stop, Momo', 'I'm begging you, Momo',... It was so entertainin'' ta listen ta Miyuki-chan's whimpers.''
''DAMN YOU!''
''She was so scared, so alone. Ya weren't there when she needed ya the most.''
''One more word, Ichimaru...''
''What? Don't'cha wanta know everythin' 'bout yer beloved? ...Should I describe how horrified her expression was? ...Or how violently she trembled? ...How shaky her voice was? ...How she was hurting? ...The pain in her cry?''
''DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!''
''Oho! Seeing you all flared up is a rare sight, ne?"
...
''Oh, I see. I shouldn'a underestimated Hitsugaya Toushirou. It's amazin' how anger in it's peak can turn to power, ain't it?''
''No, not yet! You haven't seen my wrath, bastard. For what you did to Miyuki... I'll personally make sure that you can neverlay a finger on her again!!!''
Kon: ''Ahh... This fight?! Its more like a love-confession!''
Miyuki: ''You think so?''
Ichigo: ''I-It's you! From that time!''
Miyuki: ''Higurashi Miyuki. Don't point. It's rude, Kurosaki.''
Renji: ''Oh, Konnichiwa, Higurashi.''
Miyuki: ''Yo, Abarai.''
Ichigo: ''You two know each other?''
Miyuki/Renji: ''Not really.''
Ichigo: *watches video* ''...Is there something between you and Toushirou, Miyuki?''
Miyuki: ''W-What?! NO!''
Ichigo: ''Oho! Getting all red, are we? So there IS something BIG! Admit it!''
Miyuki: ''Kurosaki, do you enjoy living?!''
Ichigo: ''...Yes, ma'am, forgive me, ma'am...''
Kon: ''How can you think that, you dumbass?! She is head over heels in love with me! Miyuki-nee-chan, let me rest in your valley of alchemic wonders!''
*puff* *Miyuki hugs lightly*
Ichigo: ''...You're actually allowing that horny thing to grope you?!''
Miyuki: ''It's a stuffed animal! How the hell is it supposed to have hormones?!''
Ichigo: ''...''
Renji: ''A fight between two or more taichou is something you almost never see, even in Soul Society, no matter what the reason! This is a precious video!''
Ichigo: ''But man, Hyourinmaru is incredible!''
Miyuki: ''Toushirou's Hyourinmaru is the strongest ice/snow-type zanpakuto in the whole of Soul Society. And he told me that he barely ever fights with it released.''
''It's over, Ichimaru!''
Ichigo: ''...Remind me never to do anything to make him angry.''
Renji: ''It's not you who should be worrying, it's Kon.''
Kon: ''Huh? Why?''
''Where do you think you're touching Miyuki?!''
Kon flinched and looked around the recording room fanatically. ''Who's there?! Which big punk's flappin' his mouth at the great Kon-sama?!''
Hitsugaya rose into view between Miyuki and Ichigo, glaring at the stuffed animal. Teal eyes narrowed, and the toy lion was frozen in a block of ice. Miyuki looked down at Kon with raised eyebrows.
''Oh hey, it's Toushirou!'' Ichigo said, looking over at the shorter shinigami.
''That's Hitsugaya-taichou to you!'' the captain said.
''Don't be a hardass. You let Miyuki call you that, don't you?'' he asked, his grin never fading.
''That's because you are not her. And don't say Miyuki's name as if you two are familiar with each other!'' His eyebrow was twitching in annoyance as he glared at Ichigo. ''And what the hell is that?!'' he asked, pointing his thumb at Kon.
''Oh, that's just the perverted, horny stuffed animal which resulted from a Soul Candy,'' Ichigo said with a shrug, despite Renji waving his arms over his head as a sign for Ichigo to not say anything. Hitsugaya's eyes twitched.
''...Perverted... Horny...?'' he asked as he slowly turned around to face Kon, who broke out of the ice prison from shivering so much. He cowered before the prodigy. Hitsugaya used his tanned arm to reach out for the stuffed animal, and took him from Miyuki's arms with a scowl on his face. Miyuki chuckled.
''What, getting jealous because of a toy, Toushirou?''
''Urusei. I need to have a chat with this guy.'' With that, Hitsugaya walked out the door, three pairs of big eyes following him. After the captain slammed the door behind him, the three went over it. But standing four feet away from the door was more than close enough to hear all the beatings and threats from Hitsugaya, as well as the yells and cries for mercy from Kon.
''...Now I know what you mean with Kon needing to worry for his life, Renji...'' Ichigo said with fear obvious in his voice.
"Gou bantai taichou, Aizen Sousuke.
The Aizen I knew was a genial and highly admired taichou.
But the Aizen I know now was the one who was responsible for everything Miyuki had been through.
He was responsible for Miyuki's pain.
And he will die by my blade because of that.
Aizen... I will never forgive you!"
...And after that cheerful note, here is Kukichi Yuzuki (this is my real Japanese name... don't look so surprised! What local Japanese girl would I be if I didn't have a name?), interviewing all (remaining) Taichou of Gotei Jyuusan of what they think of my OCs, Miyuki and Natsume!
The Interview!
The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.
Miyuki looked at me with arched brows. ''...Why are you starting this like another chapter?''
''Writing is writing! Now, off I gooooo~''
''For crying out loud...'' Natsume said, shaking her head along with Miyuki. But I ignored them and ran off as they decided to leave the studio for some R&R, leaving me to my madness.
''First interview! Ichibantai taichou, Soutaichou, Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni!'' I said dramatically as I held the microphone to the soutaichou. Though his eyelids were shut, he managed to eye me as if I was a moron for a moment. ''So, standard rows of questions! 1) Who do you prefer, Miyuki or Natsume?'' I asked. Yamamoto let out a small hum of thought, but soon answered.
''I have no preference. Higurashi Miyuki is a charming girl who shows great respect and intellect. Higurashi Natsume is a formidable fighter who is a great asset to the Gotei 13. However, a charmer is not needed in the high ranks of Seireitei. If it weren't for Higurashi Natsume's talent for combat, then I would've taken her away from Hitsugaya-taichou's care.''
I crossed my arms, in deep thought as I nodded in agreement. ''True, true...'' I said, ''Well, that was the main reason why I created Natsume in the first place.'' I looked out to you readers, breaking the fourth wall. ''And here is how Natsume met Yamamoto!''
. . .
''...Why isn't the video playing anything?'' I asked, scratching my head.
''That is because I have never seen her before and there is no video extras on this sketch.''
''...Oh.'' I sighed, and I blew a small puff of air out, which made a lock of black hair shift slightly. ''I was sick of videos anyway.''
''Second interview! Nibantai taichou, Soifon!''
As the female captain and I were the same height, she glared into my eyes with her own. ''You're too noisy.''
''Eep! Sorry, ma'am!'' Then I blinked. ''Hey, hang on a sec. Why the hell should I be afraid of anyone here? I'm the author!'' But soon I gave up on my logics and just continued before Soifon could question me. ''Standard row of questions! 1) Who do you prefer, Miyuki or Natsume?''
Without hesitation or even time of thought, the woman answered right away. ''Higurashi Miyuki.''
''Why is that?''
''She has purple eyes.''
''...That's the reason?''
''She has the same eye color as Yoruichi-sama's hair!''
''...'' I turned to look at the audience. After blinking for a moment, I smiled brightly, pretending as if that question was never answered. ''And now let us move on!''
''Third Interview! Yonbantai taichou, Unohana Retsu!''
''Well, both Miyuki-chan and Natsume-kun are likable. I like one just as much as the other.'' The woman said, a kind smile never leaving her face.
''Why is that?''
''They're both so different, having different characters. I find them both charming.''
''Okay, then... How would you explain them?''
''Miyuki-chan is open and intelligent. A very deep girl. Though her tendency to be shameless at times is both amusing but not very likeable,'' she said. ''Natsume is hard working and loyal. I admire her care for Miyuki-chan, but she is a bit to sadistic and reckless.''
''Hmm, I see, I see. Thank you very much for your time!''
''Fourth Interview! Rokubantai taichou, Kuchiki Byakuya!''
''There is no comparison. Higurashi Natsume.''
I blinked. ''Wow, that was quick... why's that?''
''Higurashi Miyuki is useless in battle and has no understanding of combat. Higurashi Natsume is the only useful one.''
''...Hm... Maybe they'll be some ByaXOC later on in this story... hmmm.''
''What was that?''
''Nothing, nothing!''
''Fifth Interview! Nanabantai taichou, Komamura Sajin!''
''...I have never seen either. But I have heard of them, yes.''
''So, from just those broadcasts... who would you imagine you'd prefer?''
''I think I would share the same opinion as Genryuusai-dono. I have heard that Higurashi Miyuki is a kind soul, but that is not what we need.''
I smiled up at him. ''Don't worry! Soon, when the next arc arrives, you'll get to know them!''
''Sixth Interview! Hachibantai taichou, Kyouraku Shunsui!''
The man blinked for a moment before scoffing softly. ''They're both good girls. I like them both~''
*BANG!*
I jump back in shock when I saw that it was Ise who whacked her captain over the head with that heavily book of hers which she somehow always manages to take along everywhere she goes. She narrowed her eyes at him. ''What are you doing here?! Don't slack off!''
''Aw, gomen na, Nanao-chan~!''
''...And... I guess that ends this interview...'' I said quietly to myself as I saw Kyouraku being dragged away by his lieutenant.
''Seventh Interview! Jyuubantai taichou, Hitsugaya Toushirou!''
I blinked for a bit when I faced the white-haired prodigy looking at me with annoyed eyes and crossed arms. I shook my head. ''I don't need to interview you! NEXT!'' He looked perplexed.
''WHAT?!''
I completely ignored him as I continued.
''Eighth Interview! Jyuuichibantai taichou, Zaraki Kenpachi!''
''Heh. I have no preference. All I want is to have an all-out battle with Natsume—that Miyuki ain't in the slightest bit appealing to me. Though Natsume's abilities are real interestin'...''
I gulped when I looked up at the grinning captain with big eyes. He gazed down at me with an almost insane smirk.
''You WILL let me have a fight with Natsume, won't cha?''
''Y-Y-Y-Yes, sir!''
''Nineth Interview! Jyuunibantai taichou, Kurotsuchi Mayuri!''
''Meh. I'm interested in both, as they are both interesting cases of a Philosopher's Stone...'' A grin stretched his weird face. ''When Hitsugaya isn't looking, I'll just snatch Miyuki from him and—''
''And you'll what, Kurotsuchi?''
Both the 12th division captain and I blinked before a tanned hand shot up to grab Kurotsuchi's weird purple collar-thing and pulled him down face-to-face livid teal eyes. ''I'm listening.''
Lets just say that Kurotsuchi Mayuri's dream of dissecting Higurashi Miyuki was discarded after that.
I furrowed my eyebrows, annoyed by the sudden interruption. ''I'm talking about character-wise, Einstein! I want preference of personality!''
Because the scientist was still in the prodigy's iron grip, he struggled to look up at me. ''Uhm, well, I guess it would be Mi—'' He shivered when teal eyes flashed. ''I mean Natsume! I prefer NASTUMEEE!!! AHH!!!''
I smiled brightly despite the last yell, and turned to face you readers again. ''And there we have it!''
''Tenth and Final Interview! Jyuusanbantai taichou, Ukitake Juushirou!''
''Though I feel a little guilty, I guess that it would be Yuki-chan.'' Ukitake said as he scratched the back of his head awkwardly, a nervous smile on his lips.
''And why is that?''
''I've known Yuki-chan longer and I don't really like sadistic people...'' I narrowed my brown eyes at his answer.
''Are you telling me that you don't like my character creation?!'' I asked, and I could feel a distinct pulse on my head. ''Is that what you wanna say?!''
A look of comical panic was plastered on Ukitake's face, and he waved his arms around hysterically. ''No, no! I like Natsume! I just like Yuki-chan better!''
''I have divine powers of knowing everything because I am the author of this story. So I know that you're lying.''
''...'' He gulped. ''Because she also has a kind of 'shiro' in her name...''
I blinked, looking at him incredulously. ''I beg your pardon?'' I asked, my British side showing.
''Well, think of it like this! Her name is Miyuki, right? 'Beautiful snow'. And Yuki, 'snow', is white, right? So she's also a kind of shiro-chan! Her skin, maybe!''
I slowly, very slowly, nodded at Ukitake's logic.
''Soooouuuuuka...''
. . .
During the interviews, a big argument resulted between certain captains about which was better and who was right—I was part of this uproar as well. It even got physical, so I had to pull out my zanpakuto (don't ask) to get into an all-in battle with them.
''Yeah, I know, right?'' Natsume said. Both Miyuki and Natsume were laughing and smiling as they came back to the studio, but when they opened the door they blinked at the mess of battling characters. The most of them were random.
''IKUZO (do this), KAMIKAZE!'' I yelled, and released my Shikai form to go on a rampaging scuffle, and the release commands of other captains roared through the air.
''YAAAAA!!!''
''TYAAAAA!!!''
''KYAAAAA!!!''
''HIYAAAAA!!!''
''GRAAAAWWRRR!!!''
My two main OCs just blinked. Then Flamel popped up next to them from nowhere in particular. She raised her eyebrows at us, but soon a wide grin stretched her lips at the same time as Natsume's. Both dashed towards the brawl with eager eyes.
''IMMA COMIN' TOOOOOOOOOO!!!''
Miyuki blinked again, and then she turned to look at you with a relatively calm expression.
''Follow if you will.''
-Owari-
A/N: Pure parody which is related to the round battle special in the anime XD Hope you liked it! This was a filler, or a breather section for all of us, seeing that we had quite a fair amount of horror behind us, ne?
Thank you to all those who have reviewed! Please tell me what you think of this chapter!
Special thanks to Dragon of Twilight for editing!
Oh, and another thing! I just rewrote the first two chapters. They were of course my first attempt at the tricky genre of HitsuXOC, so there were a few iffy moments as well as grammer mistakes which I can now avoid. Well, I changed a few things in the first chapter, the second I couldn't do much with, XD
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