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Author's Note: Hi everyone! I know another late chapter. My bad, I'm sorry. I kinda got caught up in some Christmas shopping. Saw lots of good stuff but left my money at home. Oops, there's always tomorrow. I'll try to post my chapter before I go back. Anyways, thanks for the reviews, I'm glad you guys are enjoy it and it's helping put you guys in the Christmas mood! Here's another chap. Enjoy!
Outside, on the side of the Forman House, Kelso and Fez were reviewing their plan for catching the Ninja Raccoon.
Kelso seemed to really be getting into it as he looked over the trap he had created with a shoebox being held up by a stick that had a piece of string tied to it. Fez was enjoying himself too, but that was really due to the fact that he was eating some Ritz Crackers from the box.
"There it's perfect!" Kelso exclaimed admired his trap and smiled a big dopey grin, "The little guy'll never know what hit him!"
Fez frowned, "He won't know it's a shoebox? Boy, those guys are stupid."
"Yeah." Kelso nodded in agreement, "Hey, let's go over the plan again."
Fez nodded and waited for his friend to begin.
"Alright, we're gonna wait in behind those bushes, over there." He pointed to a small bush near the house, "And when he gets under the box I'll pull the rope, he'll get trapped, and my life'll be saved!"
"It is the perfect plan." Fez praised.
"Thanks." Kelso blushed slightly, "I got it from the Wile E. Coyote. Sure he didn't catch Road Runner but that's cause he didn't have my brain."
Fez nodded understanding Kelso completely. Suddenly he stopped and a small scowl appeared on his face, "Wait, the Wile E. Coyote used birdseed to get the Road Runner to the box. What are you going to use?"
"Crackers." Kelso replied happily.
"Crackers?" Fez asked as his face showed his worry.
"Yeah." Kelso grinned and nodded, "I left a trail of crackers all the way from my van to the box. It's right over…Ah!"
When Kelso turned around to show his friend the trail he'd made he saw that the trail was long gone. There were only five crackers left and they were the ones that were close to the where the two men and the shoebox were.
Kelso stood with his jaw to the ground as Fez stood beside him, playing with his fingers, right after throwing the box of empty crackers over his shoulders.
"Oh Kelso, I am sorry." Fez began. "I thought those crackers were for me."
Kelso looked at his friend wide-eyed, "Why?!"
"I thought it was a little thank you for helping you catch the raccoon." Fez explained before frowning and crossing his arms, "But apparently you do not give a damn!"
"Fez man, they were on the ground!" Kelso reminded making each word louder than the last.
Fez smiled weakly, "Ten second rule."
Kelso continued to frown at Fez for several seconds before slowly turning that frown into a smile and nodding his head understandingly.
A few feet away at the front of the Forman house, Eric continued to wait by the mailbox. He was now out of his pajamas and wearing a winter coat, but that didn't get anyone to sit beside him as he waited. Donna and Jackie were also outside, but they sat away from Eric, over on the front porch.
"And I get a twenty-five percent discount!" Jackie squealed, she had just been talking to her friend about her new job, "I love working with pretty people! Of course they're not as pretty as me."
Donna laughed and shook her head as Jackie continued to smile.
"So what about you Donna?" she asked as she patted Donnas' knee, "How's Madison?"
Donna grinned; surprised by the fact that Jackie actually wanted to know what was going on in someone else's life.
"It's great actually." Donna began, "I've got a job at the radio station there. Eric's working there at the college, in the student store. The apartment we have is pretty small but…."
"Yeah, Donna." Jackie interrupted, "I was just asking to be polite. I'm really not that interested, so you can stop."
Donna rolled her eyes. She should've known better. But before Donna could saying anything Kelso and Fez came walking their way.
"Hey you guys need anything from the store?" Kelso asked as he began writing stuff down on a small pad.
"Um yeah actually…" Donna started to say as she began to think of a few items.
"Uh Donna, I was just trying to be polite." Kelso stated as he looked up from the paper only to look back down.
Donna stared at the man and frowned. Why did she hang out with these people?
"Yes." Fez nodded, "We're just going to the store to get some things that will destroy a certain Ninja Raccoon."
"You guys are seriously gonna do that?" Jackie asked with her brow slightly furrowed.
Both boys nodded eagerly.
"What do you ladies think of that?"
"Dy-no-mite." Donna replied sarcastically.
Kelso's eyes widened, "Donna you're a genius!" he exclaimed before quickly writing the word down on the paper. "Come on Fez, let's go!"
The two boys walked off from the girls and over to the van.
"Shot gun!" both men exclaimed despite the fact it would be only the two of them and they could both sit upfront.
Donna shook her head, thinking about what morons they were before her thoughts were interrupted by her boyfriends' voice.
"Hey kid," Eric was heard saying over from the mailbox, "if you help me look for my letter, there's some really good cookies over in my house…"
"Stranger danger!" a little boys' voice was heard screaming.
"Fine more cookies for me!" Eric shouted back.
Donna rolled her eyes, just as Jackie began to speak.
"You know, I never noticed before," Jackie began as she looked around, "but this porch is really small."
"Apparently the only one too." Donna said to herself, off Kelso's comment about her being a genius.
Jackie hadn't heard Donna, or just didn't pay attention to what exactly it was she had said.
"Donna, I'm cold. Let's go inside." Jackie ordered as she stood up
Donna frowned slightly, "Jackie I can't. I'm out here supporting Eric."
"So why aren't you over there, sitting with him?"
"Because I don't want people thinking I'm a freak too." Donna explained, "Someone has to be the sane person in our relationship."
Jackie sat back down in a huff, she then looked over at Eric and frowned.
"I don't know why he wants to see his grades so bad anyways." Jackie commented, "I mean they're just gonna be a bunch of 'D's and 'F's. A 'C' if he's lucky."
"Jackie!" Donna scolded.
"What?" Jackie shrugged, "It's the truth."
"I know." Donna agreed as she pulled her jacket closer to her, "But you don't have to say it."
"Yes I do Donna." Jackie said seriously, "I can't lie or else I'll get gray hairs."
"What?"
Jackie nodded before continuing, "Lying gives you gray hairs. See, whenever you lie you have to think of a lie and then you have to remember it, in case someone asks you. And if you don't remember right away you stress yourself out even more by trying to remember. And stress equals gray hairs."
Donna frowned and shook her head, "Jackie that's ridiculous. And you do to lie."
"No I don't." Jackie said with a shake her head.
"Oh yeah?" Donna started to say as she raised an eyebrow, "How much do you weigh?"
"Ninety-five pounds." Jackie confidently answered, "How much do you weigh?"
"Ninety-six." Donna answered in a tone that clearly showed she was not telling the truth.
Jackie shook her head, "And now you've got another gray hair." She said as she pointed to the top of her friends red mane, and stood up.
"I don't have grey hairs." Donna protested as she insecurely covered the top of her head with her hands.
"Oh I'm sorry." Jackie apologized, "Silver hair."
And with that said, Jackie walked off to the side of the house so she could go inside the Forman kitchen. Donna glared at the back of the tiny brunette until she was gone. Then she began looking at her long locks in search of any gray hairs.
Author's Note: Another day and there chapter of "Stuck with You" Hope you liked!
This song title was selected for today's chapter because while shopping I must have heard it five different times. When it came down to selecting a name for the chapter this song was playing in my head.
Until next time, thanks for reading, please review and lemme know what you think, stay tuned, take care, have a nice day, and remember only 20 more days until Christmas!