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Author's Note: Hello all! So sorry for now new chapters for two days. I got alittle behind…and I'm afraid I still am. But no worries, I think I can get at least one day ahead so that's good. Thanks for all your kind reviews guys! They're really sweet and I love them! Ok you've waited two days I'll stop talking. Enjoy!
After the shock of being stuck up in the attic slightly wore off Fez, he climbed over the box-wall to join Jackie and Hyde. Neither one of them had exactly forgiven him for letting the door shut, but they had already figured out that any hostility up here would only make things worse.
"What are you doing up here anyways?" Jackie asked her foreign friend.
"I am on a mission." Fez answered in a serious tone of voice.
"Fez, I don't think Michael's stupid Ninja Raccoon is up here." Jackie replied as she rolled her eyes.
Fez whipped his head around to the tiny brunette. A serious and slightly angry looking look was in his eyes as he lifted up his index finger at her.
"Don't you ever say that word to me."
Hyde frowned slightly, not having very much interest in the conversation, "Don't you mean two?"
It was Fez's turn to frown, "When did she say 'two?'" he asked sounding confused.
Hyde shook his head deciding to ignore the comment. He didn't have time to explain it…well he did but he didn't want to. Jackie however was still interested in what Fez had to say…or at least in having a conversation with someone besides Hyde.
"What happened?"
"Yeah, you and your boyfriend have a fight?" Hyde snorted in a teasing way.
"Yes." Fez answered with a pout before realizing what had been said as his friends laughed at him, "I mean no. Though his face is very much man pretty and his body is…What the hell are you two doing up here together?!" he asked quickly changing the subject.
"Oo are you two back together?" he asked hopefully.
"No!" both Hyde and Jackie answered together.
Fez's smile dropped, "Well that was fast."
"That was fast." Jackie agreed, she then looked over at Hyde and shot him a glare. "Why did you say 'no' so fast Steven?"
"Me?" Hyde scowled, "You said 'no' first, Jackie."
"Did not." Jackie argued crossing her arms.
Hyde remained Zen as he did the same, "Did to."
"Did not!"
"Did to."
"Did not!
"Stop it!" Fez exclaimed as he walked between the bickering couple, he looked from Jackie to Hyde, "How did you two not kill each other already?"
"I don't know." They both mumbled.
Of course they had lied. They didn't want to tell Fez that they had actually been a tad bit pleasant to each other—it might get his hopes up and then cause him to play cupid. The last thing they wanted to see was Fez running around in a diaper shoot arrows at everyone.
They also didn't exactly want to share with him that they had been snooping through the Forman's old things. Their wedding things. After all Steven Hyde and Jackie Burkhart looking through wedding stuff was too weird.
The room went silent as the three friends stood in their places. Hyde kept his famous Zen expression on his face. Jackie had an annoyed look on her face. And on Fez's face was a deep frown.
"I'm bored!" he exclaimed in a child-like tone, "What are we gonna do?"
Hyde rolled his eyes behind his shades, "Fez, we're in an attic." He reminded as he took a seat on an old blue trunk, "There's nothing to do up here but make dust."
"Ew!" both Jackie and Fez screeched out.
Jackie shook her head at her ex-boyfriend, "Well while you make some dust bunny friends, Fez and I are going to have some fun."
Fez's eyes became big as his smile became even bigger, "Yeah we are."
"Fez," Jackie began as she looked at him with her nose scrunched up, "I'd rather make dust."
"Yes." He said smiling smugly, "because you are a dirty girl."
Jackie's mouth dropped open as she frowned and Hyde, himself, glared at the foreign man.
"Shut up Fez!" they shouted at the same time.
Jackie frowned as she looked at Hyde. Why did he tell Fez to shut up? She shook her head, getting rid of any thoughts about him actually caring for her—those thoughts were pointless. She then looked back at Fez.
"Come on, lets go find Mrs. Forman's wedding dress."
"Okay!" Fez happily obliged as he followed Jackie's footsteps, "But I get to try it on first."
Jackie's face dropped and she froze. The thought of Fez in a dress, a wedding dress, caused her to shudder.
"Never mind."
Fez frowned as he watched Jackie walk back over to the blue trunk where Hyde was sitting. She took a seat there as well. But while Hyde sat on the far right side, Jackie sat on the left. There was an apparent spacing between the two.
"And what am I supposed to do now?" Fez asked demandingly, placing his hands on his hips.
"Fez, man, I'm sure you'll find a way to entertain yourself." Hyde mumbled as he leaned against a few boxes.
"That is true." Fez nodded, "But I do not like an audience. But if you two are into that then maybe…."
It didn't take Jackie or Hyde too long to figure out what he was talking about. When they realized it their faces showed their revulsion.
"Gross!"
"That's it man, we're kicking you out of the fort!"
"No! No! Please!" Fez protested trying to stop Hyde from tossing him over the wall, "I'm sorry! I will behave! I promise!"
Gradually Hyde sat back down on the chest. He wasn't so sure that Fez would keep his word. Neither was Jackie.
But after a few seconds, Fez snuck down to the floor where he tried to get himself comfortable. He sighed loudly with each new position he tried. Nothing seemed to work. Finally he decided to just sit Indian style with his back against the wall. But even then he sighed, even louder this time.
"I can't bring home a baby bumble bee," he sang sadly, "now my mommy will kill me…"
"One of my favorite Christmas carols." Hyde said deep in sarcasm.
For some reason, the comment caused Fez's face to brighten. The reason was beyond both Hyde and Jackie; but a few seconds later they got the picture.
"Oh, Frosty the Snowman was alive as he could be!" Fez sang happily in his deep foreign accent. "And the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me!
He was smiling largely, sitting between his two friends. As he swayed his head back and forth and moved his hands as if he were a music conductor. He was very happy. However the same could not be said for the two other people in the attic.
"Thumpetty thump thump! Thumpetty thump thump! Look at Frosty go!"
Jackie leaned forward to look at Hyde. Well glared at him, really.
"You had to say it." She grumbled to him over Fez's singing.
"Thumpetty thump thump! Thumpetty thump thump! Over the hills of snow!"
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Over in the Forman's backyard, Michael Kelso had finally finished setting/fixing up his trap for his enemy. The Ninja Raccoon.
It was the same trap he had set up with his now ex-best friend, only it was better because there were fireworks attached to the shoebox. Not lit of course…not yet that is.
After making sure everything was good and ready to go Kelso carefully made his way over to the small shrub at the side of the Forman house. He sat down behind the bush trying his best to be unseen and considering the small size of the bush and his tall frame, he did a good job.
"I'll show them this Ninja Raccoon's real." He said to himself, "I'll stay out here the whole night if I have to!"
Suddenly his determined face went soft, "Unless it gets too late. Then Santa might not come. But it's not my house…yeah I'll stay here." His determination returned, "I'll stay up the whole night and stake him out. It's what us cops do!"
Not ten minutes later, the man who declared he'd stay up the whole night was leaning against the wall of house, slipping down only to bring himself back up, his mouth wide open, and snoring away.
There was a crackle coming from the plants over by the garage. The noise wasn't too loud but Kelso still woke up. Maybe it was because he had finally hit the floor. Whatever it was, he was up now and he had heard the sound.
"I heard you, ha ha." Kelso said to the unseen raccoon. "Looks like my life is safe, too bad I can't say the same for yours."
The rustle was heard again. He grinned largely as he tightened his grip on the rope that was tied onto the stick, holding up the box.
"You're mine, Ninja sucker."
Again the noise was made and this time the leaves on the plant shook slightly. The Ninja Raccoon was coming this way.
Kelso's eyes widened and he held on tighter. His heart raced and he began to sweat as thoughts filled his mind. What if this Ninja Raccoon was really well trained and he escaped his brilliantly set up trap? He was out here all alone. No one would be able to save him.
He was too good looking to die!
The leaves moved again and the crackle became louder. Kelso couldn't take it any more.
Jumping up to his feet quickly, Kelso threw the string in the air and ran out of the bush. He ran as fast as he could into the Forman house, running past the area where he suspect the Ninja Raccoon was, and destroying his trap in the process.
"Ahh!!" he yelled as he raced to safety.
A few seconds later a creature popped out of the plants. It was an animal. It wasn't a Ninja Raccoon though. It wasn't a regular raccoon either. It was a dog. A small brown dog in an elf's outfit, minus the hat.
It was Schatzi.
Author's Note: There you go chapter 11 of "Stuck with You" Hope you liked!
Oo before I forget could you guys do me a favor and check out the poll on my profile and if you scroll down to the 'Stories coming to a Computer Near You' you'll find some more info.
Today's song title was picked because Fez was singing the song and Frosty the Snowman is one of my favorite Christmas specials. Can you believe that tomorrow it will be exactly forty years old? And I have yet to see it on TV this year!
Until next time, thanks for reading, hope you liked, please review and lemme know what you think, stay tuned, take care, have a nice day, and remember only 12 more days till Christmas!
