Hello my little reader kidlings! Today there will be an unseen forecast of unprecedented crack, so remember to bring your orange umbrellas!

As for those who asked me to keep this story from being Wing/Otto, I honestly can't promise you anything, but seeing as I have to keep this "kid" friendly, I guess I won't go that far... yet. xD

Anyway, thanks to Dignity-Nightfall, TheTruthIsALie, Hitman Mayora 13, Quietlittlejerk, Bookmarked, flying high 12, and to everyone who sent their love with their reviews! Thank you for thinking of the children, whom you have saved, by giving your lovely reviews to feed the rabid fangirls in my cellar, for their hunger can only be quenched by children and fanfiction reviews! Thank you!

....... Besides my random crap author's note (which was created due to THAT TIME. YES M'DEARS, THAT TIME THAT ALL WOMEN LOATHE), I've got nothing else to say besides....

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING.

...... Have fun!

Unluckily enough, Otto had been sent to help Shelby, Wing, Nigel, and Franz to get the tracker for Lily. The extra help would have been appreciated, except for the fact that Wing felt he had been far away for far too long from Otto. It was unlucky for Otto, but not for Shelby. She wasn't the one who was tackled by a very handsome Chinese-Japanese ninja, who seemed to be overly eager to see his 'love' once more.

"OTTO!!!" Wing exclaimed, as Otto approached their group. The taller one tackled the smaller boy, and Otto was screaming for help that wouldn't arrive.

"Is this…" Nigel started.

"Yes. Yes it is." Shelby said, looking dismayed. "I still wish I had a camera." She said.

"Uhm… But am having a camera…" Franz's voice faded away, when he saw the maniacal look on Shelby's face. He handed her the camera (he forgot how it got in his pocket), and she smiled like a Cheshire.

"This should be enough black mail for a month or two." She whispered to herself, looking at the pictures she took. "Oh yes, this is good…"

Oh, and as it wasn't mentioned before, Nigel and Franz had been told of the epidemic that had spread all over H.I.V.E., so they didn't seem to mind very much what was happening to Otto.

After a few seconds of scanning her pictures, Shelby decided that it was in her small heart to help her dear friend Otto. To help him, she waved around the camera she held, and screamed to the high heavens. "WING! I've got pictures of you and your dearie!"

Said Asian stopped molesti― assaulting Otto and ran to Shelby. He knew that if he kept on assaulting Otto, it would give Shelby a chance to take more pictures and spread them all over the Internet. Wing started blushing like a red Christmas light, as he stood beside Shelby. Otto got up, and brushed off the dust from his uniform.

"I was told by Laura to check up on you guys personally, and probably help you with stuff. Do you have any leads on the plant yet? And… Franz and Nigel?"

"They… we thought that, since the plant may have been Nigel's, we went to look for him. We…" Shelby's voice faltered a little, when she remembered the reason why her head hurt so much. "We met some interesting things on the road, and we found Nigel and Franz."

"I have a tracker device for Lily," at these words Otto nodded, as he surmised that Nigel named the darned plant. "In Hydroponics Lab 7. Once we get the tracker, we can get Lily and put her back in her cage." Said Nigel.

Their group of five trumped off to Hydroponics Lab 7, walking past most of the school. Since the aphrodisiac in the air had dispersed, and had done its work, the blasted potion didn't affect Nigel and Franz. However, those who were affected by it entertained their group with a jaw-dropping sight.

Anyone who didn't have the slightest inkling about the situation could've mistaken the H.I.V.E. students and staff as animals in the heat. No, they weren't making little children, but there were the most awkward moments when someone would jump on another, saying 'I love you', while said person being jumped on would jump on another, also proclaiming his or her love to the one being tackled. As the aphrodisiac did not spare anyone who did not apply the antidote, it was strange for Otto, Wing, Shelby, Nigel, and Franz to watch their fellow students and teachers act like sex-crazed drunkards.

As they watched the crazy scene at H.I.V.E. unfold, a ring came from Otto's Blackbox. Instead of Laura, however, it was HIVEmind who appeared.

"Otto, I have been informed of the situation, and it is rather… disconcerting to hear. Nothing like this has happened before."

"You can say that again." Otto muttered, and HIVEmind opened his artificial mouth to follow the 'order', when Otto said, "It's just an expression!"

"Oh. Alright then." Said HIVEmind most innocently. "Miss Laura Brand has requested that you come back to the lab for a report."

"Tell Laura that I can't. We've found Nigel and Franz, and according to Shelby," at these words, Shelby waved. "They can tell us how to get the plant."

"Alright, Otto. I'll tell Miss Brand that." HIVEmind replied, and his floating blue head disappeared.

Otto sighed. He turned to the group behind him. "We'd best get this situation cleared, because I honestly do not want to see any more child-making in this school."

Their team of five headed for Lab 7 once more, passing by a couple more people affected by the aphrodisiac. By the time they went across the school, the crowds dispersed, and only a few lovemaking stragglers hung around the corridors. When they saw a familiar face that wasn't copulating, their group almost sighed in relief.

"Miss Leon! Thank goodness you're okay!" Shelby said, approaching her favorite teacher. Said cat-turned female looked to them, and seemed to be relieved about something. "Good, it's only you five. Though none of you are affected…"

"It's only me." Wing said. "And it is being for Otto!" Franz added, earning him a death glare from said genius.

"Good, I still have to go though; I might be caught by― OH CRAP." She ran off swiftly, her place only to be filled by yet another familiar face.

"MISS LEON, WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY LOVE??!!!!" Shouted Tahir Khan to the retreating form of the cat. He ran almost as swiftly as she did, and soon enough, the pair was gone.

"…What just…" Wing asked, just as clueless as everyone else.

"Why is Miss Leon not being affected by the aphrodisiac?" Franz asked.

"The aphrodisiac was probably made for human use only. Since Miss Leon is technically a cat right now, she wasn't affected." Nigel answered smartly. Otto shook his head, as if trying to extricate the memory from his head. Wing thought he looked cute that way.

"We'd best go now. We still have some ground to cover." Otto said, stalking off. The others followed him in pursuit of the tracker for the plant Lily.

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