A/N: Here it is people! Chapter 3!!!
NOW WE RETURN TO ANIME GAMES!
Sakura: Please Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke: Uhh…
Alexis: Please? –Puppy dog pout-
Sasuke: Come on! Ok! Ok fine! Ahem. –Off key-
This was never the way I planned…
Alexis: Stop! Stop! Please no more…I mean ahem lovely singing. –Forces smile-
Mayya: Well onto the next contestant. Here he comes!
Alexis: -Eyes widen and faints-
Mayya: Here's Lelouch!
Alexis: -Gets up- Omg! Hi Lou Lou! –Smiles widely-
Mayya: Any song you want. –Smiles-
Lelouch: Okay. Ahem.
Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those peepers?
Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those eyes!?
-Shows Geass-
Alexis: You have an awesome voice! –Squeals-
Mayya: It blew me away!
Alexis: Okay next is my true husband one and only Neji!
Neji: Just as Sasuke said…I don't sing. Hmph.
Ten-Ten: -Kisses Neji- Please?
Alexis: You whore! –Slaps Ten-Ten- -Kisses Neji- You will sing won't you?
Neji: Okay. (Dazed) –Clears throat-
You spin me right round baby right round!
Mayya: What a wonderful performance nice rotation. –Thumbs up-
Mami: Hey I didn't sing yet!
Mayya: Okay. Okay. Sing.
Mami: Saikin boku wa nani
O suru kotoni mo
Aitsu no kao dtekuru
Nijuyo jika iu gisshiri no jikan mo
Aitsu ga shimette shimotta
Saa shigoto hajimeyou dakedo
Aitsu ga jama o shite shimau
Bari bari bari bari no shigoto ningen desu dakedo
Boku was mao aitsu da seinasereteta
Alexis: We didn't say sing the whole song.
Mami: That was only one verse.
Mayya and Alexis: O.o
Mami: Do you want me to sing the whole…
Mayya: No! No the first verse is fine. –Grins fakely-
Mami: Uber awesome!
Alexis: Time to announce the winners: Sasuke, Itachi…
Mayya: Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait Sasuke sucked!
Alexis: As I was saying: Sasuke, Itachi, Lelouch and…
Mayya: That's favoritism! –Alexis puts tape over Mayya's mouth-
Alexis: Shut up! Anyway winners are…-Takes a big breath and glares at Mayya- Sasuke, Itachi, Lelouch and Neji!
Crowd: -Cheers-
Mayya: -Rips tape off- You are so gonna…owww!
Alexis: Okay the next challenge is the physical challenge!
-Misa's and Matsuda's watches light up-
Misa: I'll do it for Light-kun!
Light: Hey Hidan kill me!
Hidan: Nope! This is way too exciting!
Light: Ugh! I'll just have to kill myself! –Takes out death note-
Light Yagami
Heart Attack
Light: *Waits* Okay why didn't I die?
Alexis: You cannot die in Anime Games. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Light: -Falls to knees- Noooooo!
Mayya: May I take this time to say Anime Games is not responsible for any injuries and/or deaths you may encounter. Any such accidents seemingly connected to Anime Games are not. We're not paying your doctor bills people!
Alexis: No lawsuits!
Mayya: The only injuries I'm responsible for are Inuyasha's!
Alexis: And I'm only responsible for the following people: Neji, Sasuke, Lelouch, Light, and Itachi and and and…
Both: Miroku!
Miroku: Sweet!
Alexis: In some cases, otherwise you will be treated by Helga.
Helga: Yah vee are going to ave some fun yah?
Miroku: Crap. Okay I need some help during the night!
Mayya: No! (Whispers) Tonight. –Winks-
-Miroku goes over to Inuyasha-
Miroku: (In sing-song voice) I'm getting lucky you're not.
Inuyasha: Hah you're wrong! I've got a date with Kagome tonight. –Winks- If ya catch my drift.
Alexis: Well I have a date with Itachi tonight. –Looks at Itachi and winks-
Mayya: Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait! What did you say Inuyasha…and Alexis?!
Inuyasha: I said Kagome not Alexis.
Mayya: That's not the point! That's not the point!
Inuyasha: What is the point?
Mayya: Why are you gonna be with Kagome tonight?
Inuyasha: To…learn…the reproductive organs.
Mayya: I will neuter you!
Inuyasha: Eeep!
Mayya: No I won't. –Winks-
Alexis: Enough on with the games.
-Ichigo's and Ten-Ten's watches light up-
Ten-Ten: Alright!
Ichigo: Whatever.
Mayya: Okay the challenge is… Dance Dance Revolution!
Ten-Ten and Ichigo: WTF?!
Ten-Ten: I'm not doing this.
Mayya: Alright. –Takes away scrolls and weapons- You can forfeit.
Ten-Ten: Alright! Alright! Alright!
Alexis: You will be dancing to…Barbie Girl!
Ten-Ten and Ichigo: Again WTF?!
Alexis: Get on your dance pads.
Ichigo: Ugh! –Music starts-
Music: Hey Barbie you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Hop in
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic it's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Imagination that is your creation
Ichigo: Come on Barbie let's go party
Ten-Ten: WTH?! –Falls on the floor-
Ichigo: Ha!
Screen: You lose Ten-Ten!
Ten-Ten: Ah crap!
Cartman: You just got f----d in the a--.
Mayya: Get out of here Cartman! You talk to a stuffed frog.
Cartman: Mom!
Mrs. Cartman: What is it snookums?
Cartman: Did you tell them about Clyde frog?!
Mrs. Cartman: No snookums. Oh what's your name? –Walks up to Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: Um Inuyasha.
Mrs. Cartman: Why don't we go in the other room?
Mayya: Alexis hold me back. This bitch is gonna get slapped.
Alexis: I'll hold you back.
Mrs. Cartman: -Goes over to Lelouch- Hi Mr. Lelouch.
Alexis: Oh, oh hell no Mayya hold me back!
Mayya: No we are gonna kick her ass. She went too far with Lelouch!
Lelouch: No it's alright. You will not punch her. –Uses Geass-
Alexis and Mayya: Okay. –They kick Mrs. Cartman-
Lelouch: What the hell?! I said don't hit her!
Alexis: No you said don't punch her.
Lelouch: Okay do not hit or kick her. –Alexis and Mayya bitch slap Mrs. Cartman- What did I…I give up!
Mayya: Are you alright Lou-Lou?
Lelouch: Yeah.
Alexis: Okay. Break time!
-Naruto and Sasuke walk over to the Gatorade table-
Naruto: I was so thirsty. –Drinks water-
Sasuke: -Drinks Gatorade- Gatorade not only tastes better it quenches your thirst better too.
Naruto: No you-you're drinking the wrong water!
Sasuke: Gatoraaade.
Naruto: H2O.
Sasuke: Gatoraaade!
Naruto: H2O!
Ten-Ten, Neji, Lee and Kakashi: Water sucks it really really sucks
Water sucks it really really sucks
Alexis: Hi Sasuke. –Bats eyelashes-
Sasuke: Aren't you Itachi's girlfriend?
Alexis: -Looks around- Nooo. –Smiles-
Sasuke: Well um I'll catch you later.
Alexis: (Dazed) Uh-huh.
A/N: There it is! The songs used in this chapter are: I Kissed a Girl, Jeepers Creepers, Right Round and the Super Gals Theme. Thanks to those who reviewed. Thank you to the creators of all these wonderful anime characters. Thanks for reading.