A/N: Anyone else feel like it's 2010?

'Italics and apostrophe'-thinking

Bold and italics-singing

Mayya: Now it is time for the eating contest! Two full course meals two contestants only one winner! Who will it be?

-Ran and L's watches light up-

Ran: Kick ass!

L: Delightful.

Alexis: On your mark!

Mayya: Get set!

Both: Go!

Ran: It is important that I beat this guy. Eww he creeps me out.

L: -He's on his second plate . - Delish.

Ran: -Stuffs face-

L: I'm done. The pasta could have been better though. –Clears throat-

Ran: Aww and I like food too.

L: -Burps- Whew. Excuse me.

Alexis: Well…let's move on!

-Lady Tsunade's and Orehime's watches light up-

Lady. T: Right!

Orehime: Yes! My turn! My Turn! MY TURN!

Alexis: -Slaps Orehime-

Orehime: Owww!!

Mayya: You can't go around and keep slapping people. It's- it's just wrong. Sike. –Cough-

Alexis: Right let's get back to Anime…Hold on. –Slaps Itachi-

Alexis: Ahem. Sorry habit.

Itachi: But why me?

Lady. T: It is imperative that I win!

Alexis: Yeah…So on to the cooking challenge!

Mayya: You will cook us dinner!

Lady. T and Orehime: Why?!

Alexis: -Checks watch- You're wasting time.

Mayya: Enough talky more cooky.

Orehime: I'll do my best!

Lady. T: Let's get this over with.

Alexis: On your mark.

Mayya: Get set!

Both: Go!

Orehime: Okay. Okay I need the paprika and soy sauce.

Lady. T: Too bad I'm using it!

Orehime: Look I'm the one who's gonna win this challenge so hand me those fucking ingredients.

Alexis: Stomach's rumbling here!

Orehime: I'll just substitute the paprika and soy sauce for pepper and teriyaki sauce.

Lady. T: I'll make onigiri and ramen!

Mayya: Times up because I'm fucking hungry!

Alexis: Oookay first Lady Tsunade's dish. –Start eating-

Mayya: You…are…the…worst…ramen…maker EVER!

Lady. T: What?!

Alexis: She's right. And the onigiri is all shapeless lumps.

Lady. T: But it is imperative that I win!

Mayya: Whatever! Next is Orehime's dish.

Alexis: This isn't so bad.

Mayya: Yeah the bean buns could be a little better but overall okay.

Alexis: The winner is Orehime.

Mayya: We will now reveal who will be voted off.

Thank you to DramaKagome and sasukekun4395 for reviewing. Thank you to sasukekun4395 for being my wonderful and ever vigilant co-author. Thank you to Bill. Thank you to the creators of all these wonderful characters. We don't own any of them.