A/N: Gomen no sai! I didn't mean to skip on updating last week. Resolving social tension just takes a lot out of you!
Alexis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. What the hell is going on here?!
Contestants: We are forming a rebellion against you…for one day only!
Mayya: Damn you announcer bastard!
Contestants: And Lelouch will lead us!
Mayya: What the hell? That is so cliché!
-Bill wakes up-
Bill: What the hell? Was I talking in my sleep? 'Cause you're all crowding around me like…
-Everyone glares at Bill-
Bill: Alright I'm getting up. I realize that this isn't the best situation so I'm gonna go over there with my friends…
Mayya and Alexis: We're not your friends!
Bill: Co-workers…
Mayya and Alexis: Not…your co-workers.
Bill: Allies…
Mayya and Alexis: No.
Bill: Oh then you agree that this rebellion should take place?!
Mayya: No…
Bill: Then you're my allies!
Mayya: He got us there Alexis.
Alexis: No I will not let him win! Yes I want this rebellion to take place!
Crowd: Get on our side you can be our man…
Alexis: Nope, no, no, no, no, nope. No, no, no, nope, noppity, no, nope!
Mayya: Join us Alexis. You know you don't want to be a man slave.
Alexis: Damn it! She's got a point.
Bill: Say it.
Alexis: Nope.
Bill: Say it!
Alexis: -Grabs metal bat-
Bill: Please say it.
Alexis: -Sigh- Alright! Alright. You were -Cough- ri… You were… You were rig… -Cough-
Mayya: Alexis your face is turning blue.
Alexis: You were right! Gawsh.
Mayya: Alexis you have issues.
Alexis: I do not! You have issues. –Sticks out tongue-
Mayya: Wait where's Bill?
Bill: Girls just wanna have fun
Backup Singers: Girls wanna have fun Girls wanna have fun
Bill: They just wanna! They just wanna! They just wanna have fun! Ohhh girls just wanna have fun! –Whispers- Help!
Mayya: Alexis go help him.
Alexis: -Looks away-
Mayya: Alexis!
Alexis: No!
Mayya: Alexis!
Both: Grrr! –They glare at each other-
Matsuda: Girls! Violence is not the way!
Alexis: -Looks at Mayya- Truce?
Mayya: Truce.
Alexis: -Grabs wooden planks and beats Matsuda mercilessly-
Mayya: I got his legs!
Matsuda: We can settle this peacefully.
Alexis: Is he dead yet? –Kicks Matsuda-
Mayya: I don't know. Let me check. –Pokes Matsuda-
Matsuda: -Twitches- Peace not violence. Violence is bad right?
Alexis: No violins are bad.
Mayya: That screeching noise is screwing over the whole god damn country!
Alexis: Mayya! Language.
Mayya: It's true!
Alexis: You have a point. Oh crap what about Bill?
Bill: (Passed out on floor)
Alexis: Oh crap. –Picks up Bill and throws him in the closet-
Mayya: Now, what's with the rebellion?
Miroku: Well the rebellion is actually on Alexis.
Alexis: What the hell?!
Miroku: She does bad things! Bad things Mayya. Bad things!
Alexis: -Rolls up sleeves- I'll show you bad things.
Mayya: Alexis! Stop it. That's the reason there is a rebellion!
Lelouch: Then again it's against you and Bill as well Mayya.
Mayya: What?! Why?
Lelouch: You do your share of bad things.
Mayya: Like what?
Lelouch: I do not wish to speak of them. But I will say I will never get on bad side again. –Shivers-
Alexis: Whoa.
-Mayya helps Bill put of the closet dragging him by a piece of hair-
Alexis: Rock on! –High fives Mayya and drops Bill hard on the ground. Alexis kicks Bill- Get up Bill!
Bill: Owww!
Alexis: Mayya I'm gonna do something random 'kay?
Mayya: Sure.
Alexis: -Grabs Bill and picks him up-
Bill: Hey what are you doing?
Alexis: -Throws Bill into the crowd-
Crowd: Whoa!
Alexis: -Dusts off hands-
Mayya: That wasn't random that was cruel.
Alexis: That was random and that's the end of it…
Mayya: Okay, okay! Is he unconscious?
Bill: Ugh. Why didn't anyone catch me?
Crowd: -Whistles and separates-
Lelouch: This is a rebellion…
Alexis: Yeah blah blah blah this is a rebellion we're all emo whatever.
Miroku: (In the corner) Make the mean lady go away.
Mayya: -Pats Miroku's shoulder- That can't happen Miroku. That can't happen. Anyway what do you want do you want from us?
Lelouch: We will get people to restrain all three of you… -Sees Alexis glaring- Yeah… Sasuke you go handle Alexis.
Sasuke: What the… Where the hell did I come from?!
Lelouch: I'm not… I'm not going over there.
Sasuke: Then why the hell do I have to go over there?!
Lelouch: Because I am leading the rebellion!
Sasuke: Really I haven't noticed!
Lelouch: You wanna go?!
Sasuke: Bring it on Le-douche!
Alexis: Whoa! Whoa! Boys I can only pick one of you! The one I don't pick gets punched in the face.
Lelouch: Please be me! Please be me! Please be me!
Sasuke: -Looks at Lelouch- What the hell?!
Alexis: -Punches Lelouch- The Fist of Power! –Raises fist-
Sasuke: Yes! Thank you, thank you!
Lelouch: Why?
Alexis: Take me away into captivity.
-Sasuke carefully locks Alexis up-
Bill: That's it?! She just gave up?! –Misa locks him up-
Mayya: There's no way! She has to have a plan. –Ichigo locks her up-
-The rebellion throws all three in the closet-
Miroku: You will stay in here until you're called. –Closes door-
Alexis: I shall not be silenced!
Bill: Give me liberty or give me death!
Alexis: Shut the hell up Turd. It's give me liberty or let me the hell out.
Sasuke: What's…
Alexis: Hey honey! –Hugs Sasuke-
Mayya: How did you get in here?
Sasuke: They kinda found out I was married…to Alexis.
Mayya: Yay that means Inuyasha's gonna be here! –Claps-
Sasuke: Yeah… He told them he wasn't married…to Mayya. He said he was married to… I'd rather not say.
Mayya: Who?! –Grabs Sasuke's shirt-
Sasuke: Ka-ka-Kagome… -Shields face with hands-
-Mayya punches down door-
Alexis: Mayya you want your crazy pills?
Mayya: I don't have crazy pills! And no!
Alexis: Want some food? McDonald's?
Mayya: Burger King! Whopper! Hershey's Sundae Pie! Fries.
Alexis: -Alexis's eyes shift back and forth- Oookay… Yeah Sasuke you might wanna come.
Sasuke: You don't gotta tell me twice!
Alexis: Bye! –Leaves with Sasuke-
Bill: Wait! Don't leave me here!
Alexis and Sasuke: (Already off the set)
-The rebellion gathering-
Ichigo: here we go. The rebellion for one day only.
L: This should be interesting.
Lee: Let us do it!
Inuyasha: ye… -Twitches ears- (Kawaii!) Oh crap.
Miroku: What's wrong?
Inuyasha: I feel a disturbance in the force. –Mayya comes running and stops right next to Inuyasha. Inuyasha slowly turns his head- Hello darling.
Mayya: Don't darling me!
Inuyasha: Sweethea…
Mayya: Shut up! –Drags him away-
Inuyasha: Nooo! –Claws drag into the ground-
-Mayya grabs a chair and breaks a leg off. She stops and holds it to Inuyasha's neck-
Inuyasha: Ummm… Tha-that's getting a little too close to my Adam's Apple.
Mayya: Who did you say you were married to?!
Inuyasha: You of course.
Mayya: Don't lie!
Inuyasha: Okay! Okay! I said I was married to Kagome. –Stick gets closer- But! But I only love you.
Mayya: I love you.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What?! What the hell do you want?! She's scarier than you right now.
Kagome: Scarier?! I can say the "S" word!
Inuyasha: Bitch she has a fucking stick to my neck!
Kagome: Hmph. –Looks away-
Mayya: Back off sister he's mine!
Kagome: What?! Inuyasha how can you let her have you?!
Inuyasha: Stick to neck! STICK TO NECK!
-Alexis comes back-
Alexis: M-M-Mayya I have your food.
Mayya: I'm calm now.
Inuyasha: C-can you put the stick down?
Mayya: On one condition! Never say you're married to or in love with her again.
Inuyasha: -Looks between Kagome and Mayya- Okay I promise.
Mayya: Good I just wanted to say sorry. –Starts crying-
Inuyasha: -Sighs and hugs Mayya- It's okay. J-just please don't do that again.
Alexis: Y-yeah I'm gonna leave. –Leaves with Sasuke-
-At 11:50 p.m.-
Alexis: It's almost tomorrow. I'm going to sleep.
Sasuke: I'm gonna stay here.
Alexis: Get your ass in here.
Sasuke: But I'm tired.
Alexis: Get your sexy ass in here now!
Sasuke: But I…
Alexis: No buts…except yours.
Mayya: Y-you better do what she says. –Whispers- She's scarier than me even when she's tired.
Inuyasha: Du-dude she's serious. I think you better go.
Sasuke: Fine. –Goes in room-
Alexis: -Slams door-
Mayya: We're never gonna see him again.
Bill: No. Well best be hitting the hay.
Mayya: Night.
Tune in next time for the next installment of Anime Games!
Who knew Bill could reach those high notes? Thank you to Alexis (A.K.A. xxxkonichiwaxxx) and Bill (A.K.A. ninjaboitell'em) for being the best co-authors you could ever share a padded cell with. Thank you to DramaKagome and evioletfox for reviewing. The song was Girls Just Wanna Have fun by Cyndi Lauper and we do not own it. Thank you to the creators of all these characters. We don't own them we just fan people over them. Thank you and good night!