A/N: Who's ready for two new wacky people?! Anyone?! Anyone?
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Alexis: -Snores- -Music starts-
Sharpay: It's out with the old
And in with the new
Goodbye skies of gray
Hello skies of blue.
Alexis: What the hell?! –Ties robe-
Sasuke: What's going on?
Sharpay: A dip in the pool
A trip to the spa
Alexis: -Grabs Sharpay's hair-
Sharpay: (Frightened) Endless days in my shades
Alexis: OMG!
Sharpay: And the whole world according to Moi! Excuse me? –Ding- Thank you.
Alexis: Let's go. –Alexis and Sasuke run out-
-Outside-
Alexis: I know that bastard Bill did this.
-Bill runs out of his room and Troy follows-
Troy: Bet on it
Bet on it
Bill: He's in there!
Alexis: Who's in there?
Troy: I'm not gonna stop that's who I am
To give it all you got you know you can
Bet on it Bet on it Bet on me
Bill: The only person left is Mayya.
Alexis: Oh crap.
-Goes to Mayya's trailer-
Gabriella: I've got to move on and be who I am
I just don't belong here I hope you understand
-Sees Mayya covering her face with a pillow-
Mayya: I can't take it! –Throws Pillow at Gabriella, but misses. Then she runs out-
Alexis: You two?!
Mayya: Yep.
Bill: Hurry to the common room trailer!
Alexis: They can't get us there.
-They run inside-
Mayya: Hurry close the door!
Bill: -Closes door-
Alexis: Phew. –Wipes sweat off forehead-
Deron: -Comes out of room with of girls of Anime Games- What's going on?
Alexis: What the?
Mayya: Where did you come from?
Deron: I rowed to this island on a boat. Then I found these ladies. –Raise eyebrows-
Girls: -Giggle-
Mayya: O.o…
Alexis: Not cool.
Bill: Whatever! The High School Musical cast is outside! We can't get rid of them.
Mayya: I know!
Alexis: I pulled Sharpay's hair and she still didn't back down!
Sasuke: If I were her I would've been running as soon as Alexis glared.
Mayya: They're not human!
Deron: Wow sucks for you!
Alexis: I suggest you shut up!
-Olana comes from room-
Olana: What the hell is wrong with you people? You woke me up.
Bill: Where are all these people coming from?!
Mayya: Hey Olana's here too.
Deron: Ew! Olana you're even uglier when you first wake up!
Olana: I suggest you shut your face.
Mayya: Deron! That's mean.
Deron: No that's the truth!
Alexis: Well if you're gonna stay you have to be polite.
Deron: Whatever!
Girls: Yeah!
Alexis: You, y-you guys shut the hell up! Okay? Shut the hell up!
-Boys from high school musical come in-
Boys: Getcha' head in the game
Gotta getcha' getcha' getcha' getcha' head in the game!
Alexis: Make it stop!
Bill: My ears are bleeding!
Mayya: Alexis you can't just give up! –Grabs Alexis's shirt- You have to have a plan! You always have a plan!
Alexis: -Detaches Mayya from her shirt- Get off. I guess I don't have a plan now!
Bill: There's only one thing to do!
Mayya: Olana kill the High School Musical cast please!
Olana: Whatever. –Mayya gives Olana a shotgun- Move.
Alexis: Wait! –Grabs Zac Efron and Lucas Grabeel- Yeah I'm gonna keep these two. I could give less of a crap about Corbin Bleu.
Deron: -Grabs Monique Coleman and Ashley Tisdale- I'm gonna keep these. I could give less of a crap about Vanessa Hudgens. She a ho.
Mayya: Wow.
-Daniel Radcliffe walks by-
Alexis: Take Lucas! –Grabs Daniel Radcliffe. Shia LaBeouf walks by. Both Alexis and Mayya stare- Take Zac Efron! -Mayya and Alexis grab Shia-
Mayya: Mine!
Alexis: He's mine! -Alexis rips off his shirt- I got his shirt!
Mayya: -Rips off his pants- I got his pants. –Sniffs- (Would never really do that) There's the sweet smell of his sweat on them.
Bill: -Rips off underwear- I got his underwear.
Shia: Whoa dude! Whoa!
Deron: You…are…so…gay!
Bill: No I'm not! I'm gonna sell these on Ebay. Do you know how many girls will pay a million for these?
Random girl: Two million!
-Alexis and Mayya appear next to the girl and punch her-
Mayya: Oops our hands slipped.
Alexis: -Acts like random girl in the crowd- 6 million!
Mayya: -Glares-
Alexis: -Glares back- No.
Olana: I have to test the gun out first. –Shoots randomly, almost hits Deron but he dodges. Hits Mrs. Butterworth.-
Mrs. B: Oh dear. Someone's just shot a bullet through my chest. –Syrup spills out-
Alexis: Nooo! –Glares at Olana- You bitch! –Takes gun and shoots Olana-
Olana: -Pops back up- I can't die you know.
Deron: O.o Oookay.
Olana: Vanessa Hudgens come here. –Shoots through Vanessa Hudgens into every other member of the HSM cast-
Alexis: Whoa.
Bill: Wow Olana really is scarier than Alexis.
Alexis: What was that?
Bill: I am no longer afraid of you! Hah! Because I am now afraid of Olana.
Alexis: -Grabs wooden plank- You sure about that?
Bill: (Looks frightened) I still stand by my word!
Alexis: Hmph. –Beats Bill mercilessly with metal bat- That'll teach ya. –Dusts hands-
Bill: Uhhh…
Mayya: Alexis! Why do you always beat up people? I- I mean it's okay but it's wrong!
Rebellion: The rebellion is done!
Alexis: Finally!
Mayya: Great. Deron, Olana are you gonna stay?
Olana: Whatever.
Deron: No no no no no no! She's going I'm staying!
Alexis: How about you both go home?!
Mayya: Nah they can stay.
Alexis: Whatever. –Sighs- Come on Sasuke.
Bill: Now I am sure we're never gonna see him again.
Mayya: Yep. Well we better go home and go to sleep.
Bill: Yep.
A/N: Great two more maniacs, eh? LOL. Thank you to Alexis (a.k.a. xxxkonichiwaxxx) and Bill (a.k.a. ninjaboitell'em) for being the best co-authors to take a trip to Candy Mountain with. Thank you to DramaKagome for reviewing. In no way do we own High School Musical or any of their songs. The songs used were: Fabulous- Ashley Tisdale, Bet on it- Zac Efron, Gotta Go My Own Way- Vanessa Hudgens, and Getcha' head in the Game-The boys of the Boys of the East Side High basketball team. Any flames read about High School Musical were not intended. –Coughs- Thank you to the creators of all these characters. We don't own them we just fan people over them. Thank you and good night!