"What did you do to Brooke?" Callie asked as she slammed the door open causing it to bang loudly against the wall. Aria barley blinked. She put her book down and looked up expectantly at her sister raising an eyebrow in the same way that Callie often did.

"Why on earth would you think I did something to the magnificent Ms. Brooklyn Robbins?"

Callie glared at her sister, "Don't be a smart ass Aria. What did you do? She's been in a bad mood for the past couple of days."

"I didn't do anything to her that you didn't tell me to do."

"Seriously cut the shit," snapped Callie she pulled hard on one of Aria's feet and yanked her down to the ground. She fell with a loud thud and glared at her sister through the hair that was covering her face.

"I told her that while I wasn't gay, I still fucked women because if they could get me off as well as a man then why not let them."

Callie's jaw dropped. She had no idea that her sister was such a little hoe. "So say 'fuck' - and why would you tell her something like that?!"

"Because she basically said the same thing!"

"You know she didn't mean it! She's scared shitless that you kissed her, and she's trying to push you away."

"Good then, because I don't want to be with her anyways. In the words of my own big sister, 'I like penis, I'm a huge fan of penis."

Callie rolled her eyes and punched Aria in the arm. "Fix it, but don't fix it too well."

"Whatever."

XXXXX

"Okay what about this guy?" Arizona asked tossing a folder to Callie, who opened it, read a few lines, and shook her head.

"Babe, we want someone who kind of looks like you."

"And I want a guy who kind of looks like you." She said narrowing her eyes at her girlfriend. They had been going through the files that Naomi gave them for the past three hours, and they had not picked anyone out yet; they had a few maybes, but not anyone for sure.

"But I already look like me, so we should try and get someone close to how you look."

"Callie, I want a brown-haired, brown-eyed baby with olive colored skin just like you. Brooke already looks like me, so I don't want another."

"Blonde hair, brown eyes?" Callie asked trying to compromise; Arizona narrowed her eyes at Callie again.

"Brown hair, blue eyes," said Arizona.

"No way! You know that brown is a dominant trait, so the babies will look just like me!"

"Take it or leave it baby," Arizona said sticking her tongue out at Callie.

"Fine, it doesn't matter to me anyways as long as you're having my baby." Callie said sweetly.

Arizona smiled. "Have I told you today that I'm insanely in love with you?"

Callie laughed pulling Arizona over so that she was in her lap and shook her head. "No I don't believe that you did," she whispered kissing her.

"Well then, I'm insanely in love with you Calliope."

"That's good, because I think I might be insanely in love with you too."

"You think?"

Callie shook her head. "I know."

"Good."

Callie picked up one of the folders and looked over it. "Check out this guy: Brown hair, green eyes, 6 foot tall, cute as hell, and he's a lawyer."

"Ew, Richard is a lawyer."

Callie rolled her eyes and pinched Arizona on her butt. "I guess that's a no?"

"Duh."

"How very eloquent of you," Callie laughed. Arizona glared at her.

"Shush meanie."

"Meanie?" Callie questioned.

Arizona made a face at her. "Yeah you're a meanie, so I'm going to call you a meanie. Got a problem homes?"

"Geesh, Arizona Robbins you've been hanging around kids a little too much." She laughed earning a mean but playful look from her girlfriend.

"Yeah, yeah. Look at this guy, he's a musician with curly brown hair and grey eyes, tall, sexy if you're into, you know, men, he surfs, plays baseball. Loves kids, big animal lover. Calliope, he's perfect."

"What does he do for a living?" She asked.

"I told you, he's a musician. Plays guitar in a band - he has a record label and everything."

Callie sighed. "But he's not smart, or it doesn't seem like he is. I mean, we should pick a doctor or a lawyer or someone who is really really smart."

Arizona smiled. "You've got us covered in the smart part of the gene pool, now we need artistic. I would like for our kid to be well-rounded after all."

"I can sing."

"I know baby, and you have a beautiful voice. With this guy as the father, he will play guitar and sing!"

Callie laughed kissing Arizona's temple. "It doesn't work that way you know. Just because this guy can play guitar and surf and play baseball doesn't mean our baby will."

"I know that Calliope, I am a doctor after all, but you know one can hope." She gave Callie a big smile.

"You really want this guy to be the father?"

Arizona nodded and poked her lip out. "Pretty please with sugar on top? I'll love you forever."

Callie stared at her for a moment thinking that it was amazing that her girlfriend, a pediatric attending with a fifteen year old child, could be such a little kid sometimes. But Callie loved that about her. Well, Callie kind of loved everything about Arizona.

"Alright then, looks like we've found our guy."

XXXXX

Arizona was in the kitchen chopping up carrots for the roast she was cooking, when Addison walked in, plopped down on one of the seats, and smiled at her.

"What?" Arizona asked laughing.

"Nothing, it's just Callie just told me who your sisters are."

"Oh, yeah Meredith and Lexie," she said returning her attention to the Carrots, "I used to hate you," Arizona said as if she was complimenting Addison on her sweater.

Addison let out a stunned laugh, "What?"

"Meredith is my little sister. Growing up, I've always been extremely protective of her, and, well, she was so happy when she met Derek. I had never seen her like that, not since before my dad left us, and then you come along and instantly she's back to her dark and twisty self."

Arizona looked over at Addison and offered her a weak smile. "I know that you had every right - him being your husband and all - but I didn't even think of it like that. You were the women who killed the last ray of hope in my little sister."

"I didn't mean to hurt her you know, I didn't even know her. She was just the woman who was sleeping with my husband, the younger woman, at that. Do you have any idea what that does to a woman's confidence?"

Arizona laughed a little. "Yeah, my husband cheated on me with a woman who is ten years younger than me, and he's giving her a baby when I begged for years for us to have another child. But anyways, I don't hate you anymore. My sister's happy, and you're an amazing person. Despite everything."

"Well, I'm glad then." She smiled.

"I probably shouldn't have told you that. My sister doesn't harbor any bad feelings toward you, by the way."

"Of course not; she got the guy and a new baby. Anyways, I don't hate her either. I ruined my marriage by sleeping with Mark,"

"You know, Mark and Lexie are practically married now."

"What is it with the Grey women and my ex's?" Addison asked.

Arizona looked at her for a long moment and then nodded. "Want to know a secret that not even Meredith knows about me?"

Addison nodded.

"And you can't tell Calliope either, she would freak out."

"Cross my heart," Addison said doing the 'cross her heart' motion. She leaned in eager for the juicy piece of gossip she was about to hear.

"I slept with Mark." Arizona bit her lip waiting for Addison's reaction. The other women's jaw dropped, her eyes widened, and she stuttered out something incoherent.

"Yeah I know, but really is it unbelievable? Mark is the biggest man whore ever, and I went through a hoe phase right after the first time I realized Richard was sleeping around on me. I figured his little brother would be the one person who would hurt him the most."

"I- I can't believe it," Addison said and then started laughing hysterically. Soon enough the laughter became infectious, and Arizona was doubled over holding her stomach laughing.

Arizona took a deep breath trying to control her laugher. "What's so funny?"

"Mark is such a whore! You, Callie, and I have all slept with him, plus Lexie, and I wouldn't put it past Meredith if she had. Really, if I were you I would keep Brooke the hell away from him."

Their laughter continued even harder than before.

"What's so funny guys?" Callie asked as she entered the room. Immediately the two women sobered up and shook their head looking guilty.

"Nothing," they both said at the same time. Callie raised an eyebrow but chose to drop it. She wrapped her arms around Arizona's waist and kissed her neck softly. Arizona's head fell back on Callie's shoulder, and a soft moan escaped her lips.

Addison coughed awkwardly breaking up the couple's intimate embrace. Brooke walked in, and Addison turned to her.

"Do they always do this?"

Brooke rolled her pretty blue eyes and made a sound of disgust. "Yeah, all the time, everyday. They practically fuck on the kitchen counters."

"Brooklyn Elizabeth!" Arizona scolded, "Have a little respect, what is your problem?"

"Nothing." She grumbled grabbing a water bottle out of the refrigerator. Arizona could have sworn she saw tears in Brooke's eyes and heard her sniff. She looked at Callie hopelessly.

"She wasn't like this before we got here," she explained to Addison. "Her attitude had improved tremendously, it seems like she's taken about twenty steps back."

"She'll get better," Callie said pulling Arizona into her arms. Arizona rested her head on Callie's shoulder, and Callie kissed her forehead.

"I sure hope so."

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Sorry it took so long, first day of school I get a ton of homework and an essay. I should find whoever told me senior year is easy and smack the mess out of them. =) Ten reviews? Please?

Thank you to javapoodle for betaing this your amazing. =)