Alice POV
The bell had just rang meaning that it was now time for lunch, well time for the humans to eat lunch anyway, I don't think that they would appreciate it if we ate lunch. I had been seeing flickers of things that might happen at lunch, but of course with Ness and Jake around, I couldn't see every one of their ideas clearly, they were clouded behind a thick haze. Emmett wasn't helping much either, his thoughts kept altering depending on which person looked at Rose weird or who was pissing him off at the moment.
As we left Drivers Ed, Nessie and I walked arm in arm toward the cafeteria while Edward and Bella followed closely behind. Each of us was laughing and discussing our favorite parts of our little game, and trying to decide what fun we could have next class. I was more than willing for stunt driving next time around; that shit was more fun than designing a winter coat, but I didn't want to give poor Mr. Day an early death wish.
Obviously, a race or two were called for. I was pretty sure that Bella would be yelling more profanities out the window because, 'OMG Edward just thought that was like so hot!' For him being so prim and proper, he sure liked his girl with a dirty mouth. When I had voiced that opinion out loud, Nessie had offered Bella some Orbit gum simply stating, "Dirty mouth, clean it up with Orbit gum." It was impossible not to clutch my stomach while laughing at that.
That chick was the perfect combination of all of us; her raising could definitely be attributed to each and every Cullen member. She had Rose's tenacity, my sense of fashion, Edward's genius, Emmett and Jacobs sense of humor, Bella's love for books, Esme's heart and Carlisle's caring nature. As I said, she was the perfect combination.
"So do you see anything interesting happening at lunch, Auntie Alice?" Nessie questioned with a slight smirk. What was she up to? Was she in on this too? Was she planning on making the human's life a little piece of a nightmare as well?
"You know how hard it is for me to see anything with you and your most charming hubby around."
"Thanks Ali, I feel so loved." I could tell she was just joking but for some reason I felt the need to clear that situation.
"No matter how bad your choice of men is, you know I will always love you more than anything in the world, well second most," I told her.
"Oh I know, why else do you think I would let you get away with whining about me so much," Nes teased.
"Because I am the bestest aunt in the world."
"That you are," she agreed.
We continued to tease each other the rest of the way to the cafeteria. When we reached the entrance, I saw her eyes light up when she saw Jake, and my own feelings were spiked when I caught sight of Jazz. We approached them as fast as we could with our human charade. Sometimes it was so taxing pretending to be human.
Once I reached Jasper, I nearly jumped into his arms. No matter how little time I spent away from him it was always too long. He immediately wrapped his arms around me and held me close for a few moments before we all gathered in line to purchase our props, well props for all but two of us.
After paying for our charade, we all made our way to the same table we sat at yesterday. Oddly enough, the gangly blonde from yesterday had just sat down as we all approached.
"You know, I thought I made my point clear yesterday, Nathan. We will be sitting here for the rest of the year, without your ugly mug in sight," Emmett proclaimed as he sat down at the table.
"Just because you got us to leave before doesn't mean we are planning to leave again," Nathan protested.
"So are you trying to tell me that we are going to have to use excessive force to make you leave and stay gone," Jake interceded, cracking his knuckles.
"No… just that you really should find a new place to sit. My friends and I have sat here for two years and we are not about to let some newbies come in and take it on the first day."
"You know Em, I seriously don't think he gets that he is fighting a losing battle. I'm thinking that we need to show him a lesson," Jake insinuated
"I know exactly what you are saying Jake…" Emmett announced.
"Let's do it!" they both proclaimed at the same time.
And before I knew it, Emm had picked Nathan up by the sides of his arms, much like the way you would a toddler, and moved him away from his seat. As soon as Emm released him, he informed Nathan, "I will not warn you again, you will leave us the fuck alone or you will regret it."
"I don't think so, and I am not leaving!"
"Oh yes you are," Jake concurred.
"Like hell I am!"
But this time Jake and Emm just smiled at each other, but I couldn't get a vision of what was going to happen—only what would happen after they did whatever it is that they were planning.
Emmett immediately slid his food tray toward Jake. As soon as the tray was within reach of Jake he grabbed a platter full of tapioca pudding and smacked Nathan in the face with it, literally rubbing it all over his face. When Jake removed the plate, there was pudding all over Nathans face, and it was beginning to slide toward his chin and down his neck, leaving little balls all over his face literally just sticking to his face. It was by far the funniest thing I had seen in a long time. I couldn't help myself; I just started cracking up laughing. But I wasn't the only one; Jasper was chuckling so hard that he was barely standing up straight. Edward and Bella would have been crying if they could, and Nessie actually was.
"Awww, Nate, you look so tasty all speckled in fish eyeballs," Emmett snickered. And with that comment, we were all laughing even harder if that were possible.
I could see the anger well up in Nathan as we, along with over half of the cafeteria, were now in spasms of gut busting laughter at his expense. I watched as Nathan clasped his hand into a fist, and I knew all too well what was going to happen once he did this. One more second passed until Nathan drew his arm back and then threw it forward, connecting with Jake's face. The cafeteria went nearly silent as they watched what was about to take place. Jake just stared at Nathan in clear amusement and shock. While Nathan was clearly hurting, he was literally jumping up and down shaking his hand. In fact, if I was correct, he actually broke his hand. I think I might have actually caught a glimpse of a tear in his eye.
"Are you fucking serious, is that all you've got?!" Jake barely got out between his spurts of laughter. "Really Nathan, if you are planning to start a fight you better be able to back it up. And by the looks of it, you clearly don't have what it takes to even start it. I wouldn't pursue a career in boxing. You'd just embarrass yourself more."
The look on Nathans face was a mixture of shock, at the fact that he had done absolutely no damage to Jake, hurt, obviously for his hand which he had clearly broken, and then humiliation.
"You know Nathan, if I were you, I would tuck your tail and run the fuck away before I decide to really let you have it. But seeing as how you have demonstrated your stupidity already, I think that I might have to teach you a lesson or two. What do you say Emm, should we?"
But before Emmett could answer, Nathan had taken off running straight for the door, clutching his broken hand in his good one tightly against his chest.
"Ah the poor little baby has to go run crying to his mommy," Emmett chuckled, and Jacob soon followed.
"I can't believe he actually had the balls to hit me with you standing next to me. I mean yeah okay, one on one he might have had a chance, but shit, to hit me with you, mister muscle man, standing right beside me. He what, didn't think you would kick his ass if he was gaining any ground?"
"We must be losing our menacing touch Jakey boy; maybe we should start working out more. We need to scare the shit out of these poor worthless humans. You know, to come think about it, I think this is the first time we've moved somewhere where the human's aren't afraid of us."
"Yeah well this is the first place we've acted like goons!" I jumped in. I knew exactly why the people here were talking to us, why they were acting like we weren't the fearful creatures we were. We were (and by we I meant Jacob and Emmett) were acting like idiots and trying to be class clowns, drawing more attention than was needed. I knew that we would get into trouble, if Carlisle ever found out what we were doing he would intervene, or we would have to move because too many people would get too close. Bella had been one thing, Edward loved her, but there was no draw to any of these humans here. There was no reason to be interacting with them.
Once we all sat down at our table, a brunette who was wearing way too much make up and needed a serious shopping lesson approached our table. I thought for sure she was going for Jake, but she walked right past him toward Emmett. I could see the fire rise in Rosalie as she realized what the stupid little girl was doing. Emmett put a hand on Rose's leg to try to keep her in check.
But the girl walked straight up to Emm and said, "I saw what you did a minute ago, and I think that it was the sexiest thing I have ever seen at this school." She was now trailing her finger down the side of his jaw line. "What do you say you come with me this weekend to the party that my friend is throwing?"
"You really think he'd be interested in going to a party with you when he has much better things to be doing than playing stupid little games with stupid little girls? Can you seriously not see that he has his hands full and enjoys them that way?" Rose shot at her while laughing.
"Honestly you little bitch, who the hell do you think you are? I was fucking talking and you just fucking interrupted me. No one fucking does…"
But Rose cut her off mid sentence, "Oh my god, you seriously didn't just say that? Did you just call me a little bitch? There is no way that I am a little bitch, I am the queen bitch, and I will make your life a living hell if you ever consider trying anything with my man. Do you understand or do you need me to get a translator to translate it into stupid for you?"
The girl laughed hysterically in Rosalie's face. "Who the hell do you think you are? You think your little Miss All That, but you're nothing more than dirty white trash. I mean is your hair even naturally blonde? Your face is obviously fake, so I don't know what the hell he sees in you."
"Have you looked in a mirror lately? Why would he want a frumpy homely little girl when he can have me-supermodel standards? I mean, do you even have an A cup, because from where I am standing it looks like your still in a training bra. I mean, don't even get me started on that frizzy dead mess that you call , what do u horde up there, rats? Did you purposely stick your tongue in an electrical outlet this morning, because I'd strongly suggest against it next time. It makes you look like a frigid bitch-not your best look. Oh, and you may wanna start shaving that upper lip because with that and no boobs you could be mistaken for a boy…or wait, are you really a transvestite? Holy shit, you are, aren't you? Oh my god, you're gay! Now if you don't want a nose job to match your bad sex change, then I suggest you walk away now."
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you seriously lose your eyesight? I'm the hottest thing in this joint, and who the hell do you think you are, coming in here thinking that you run this place? I will steal your man, and you will accept that."
"Oh, you will, will you?" Rose turned to Emmett and smiled sweetly at him. "You think you can steal my man, huh? I hate to break it to you but you would never be able to keep up with him. He requires a real woman—one who is naughty and kinky and can fulfill his every need. I'm so sorry that you would never be able to amount up to anything that could ever keep his attention for more than two seconds. You may think that you rule this school, but I hate to break it to you, you are a dud, you're boring, ugly, and pathetic. You can't get your own man, so you have to come over here and humiliate yourself."
"How am I humiliating myself, he's coming to my party, and you're not. If anything, I think I just won, because he will end up in my bed. He will become mine, and you will be the little fake bitch crying in the corner with no friends. You are pathetic, and your sorry ass will be kicked to the curb."
I knew it was coming, there was no avoiding it, and I knew that none of the boys were going to stop it. Rose whipped her arm back and slapped the frizzy haired girl across the face—hard (for a human). The girl was prepared to continue to argue when Nessie and Bella flanked her, ready to help intimidate. We all knew their help wouldn't be needed; Rose was more than able to take care of herself, especially against a human. Once I joined in her ranks, the girl took off in the other direction, leaving us alone at the lunch table.
As we continued to sit at our table and talk, I saw a gleam in both Emmett and Jake's eyes as they shared a meaningful look between the two of them. Then next thing I knew, they were scanning the room looking for the most unsuspecting victim. Before I knew it, they spotted one. They apparently asked Edward for confirmation, because he nodded at them. Even though my brothers were a little immature, they usually did chose targets that deserved it.
With absolute accuracy, Emmett launched, oh my god was that seriously a worm—ewww gross—across the caf and into a boys mashed potatoes. We all pretended to be deep in conversation, although we watched through various lines of sight as to what was going to happen when the boy actually realized what was going on.
It took only a few seconds before the worm started squirming its way out of the potatoes and toward the side of the plate. We started to giggle slightly as he reached down with his fork to sweep up some of his food without looking, but looked at his fork before sticking it in his mouth.
"Ohhhh shit! There's a fucking worm in my potatoes! What the hell!" the boy cried as he jumped up from his seat and took the plate to the lunch lady and started griping. "This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. I can't believe that you would try to feed us worms; I mean seriously, the food is bad enough, but this just confirms the reasons behind it. This is just so nasty…." He continued to chew the lunch lady out, but in the meantime, my brothers had found their next victim.
This time the target was a girl, the same one who had approached them the first day before trig. Emm proceeded to wait until she was not looking directly at her plate before he threw a roach. Her screech filled the room as she heard the sturdy plop that it made when it hit her country fried chicken patty.
"Ohhh my …" and she cut off there. She then stood up from her chair, clutched her mouth with her hand, and proceeded rather quickly out the doors. And although the rest didn't know where she was going, I was able to get a vision--down the hall, around the corner, and directly into the girl's restroom, where she headed toward the first open stall. Ohhh that's enough of that vision; I had no desire to see more. Immediately, I pushed it from my mind. Edward, however, caught a glimpse of what I had seen and informed Emm and Jake of what had happened.
"Serves her right, stupid cunt," Rose grumbled ecstatic for the first time this lunch period.
"So who shall be the next victim?" Emmett questioned.
"How about the girl who tried to kiss you this morning, I don't think Rose made a strong enough impression as I heard her talking about you in Algebra yesterday," Renesmee informed.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me," Rose hissed. "Give her something worse than a roach or worms. She deserves blood all over her body. We should go all Carrie on her."
"I like your thinking Ness, let's give her a dose of her own medicine," Emm agreed.
Again they waited until the coast was clear, then he chunked the next critter right into her meatloaf. A few moments later the girl cut off a piece with her fork and proceeded to place the bite, beetle and all, into her mouth. As she bit down, I heard the abnormal crunch. She immediately stopped chewing, and with a confused look on her face, used her fingers to remove the mouthful of food. As she examined what was in the food, her face turned to horrified disgust. She immediately grabbed for some napkins and started to rub her tongue vigorously trying to remove the taste.
Our entire table was literally shaking with suppressed laughter. I couldn't believe how funny it was to watch as my family sought out revenge on all the unsuspecting humans that had irritated us since we had come to East Stroudsburg High.
"I can't believe you guys are doing this, it's so disgusting!" Bella giggled, still watching beetle girl spit and rub her tongue.
"Oh whatever, you know you like watching it, little sister," Emmett answered with a slight chuckle. "You should just be glad we didn't do this kinda shit when we lived in Forks. You might have gotten some pretty nasty stuff from Rose."
"Whatever, Edward would have done some crazy ass shit to me if I had tormented her like that. It would have been funny though," Rose answered.
"Oh ha, ha thank you so much."
This time, it was Bella who spoke up with another option, "Jake, if you really want to go for someone who needs it, go for that little wench right over there. The one with the slutty little top and is trying to show the world everything she's got."
"Might I inquire as to why?" Jake asked.
"Because I am so sick of her eye fucking Edward! That's why. If you're truly my friend, you will do this for me. I haven't asked for anything, please, make the little bitch pay."
"Hmm… but only if you help me torture stupid Mr. Gonzales next class," Jake offered.
"I don't want her dealing with that scum bag!" Edward protested quickly.
"It won't be anything serious, and you and I will be there."
"I'll do it, just get her back," Bella answered, discrediting Edward's objection.
This time, Jake threw the bug across the room, with the same accurate precision as Emm. I can't believe that he chose a maggot—well then again, yes I can. The girl wasn't looking when she went to pick up a couple of her cheese fries, but when they were now eye level she glanced at them long enough to see something wriggling on the fries she was about to stick in her mouth.
"Ewww! Ewww! Gross!" she exclaimed as she proceeded to throw the fries away from her. They landed directly in the lap of one of her friends who was now standing and thoroughly pissed at the girl, all the while screaming and trying to brush the contents off of her pants. Jake chuckled more as he watched them slide in sticky slow motion down her khaki's causing a stain as they ran.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, Jamie?!" the girl screeched at her.
"I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to dump them in your lap; I just didn't want to eat them."
"Seriously, these are my new khakis; my mom is going to flip when I get home."
"Whatever, I'll buy you some new ones if it's that big of a freakin' deal." Jamie scoffed.
"They were a hundred and fifty dollars!"
"If that's all she's spending on a pair of pants, she obviously isn't doing it right!" I murmured to Rose.
Suddenly, the future brightened up, I saw Nessie and Jake leave the caf just before Jamie and her friend began fighting over the pants, and just before people started looking to us for options as to where the bugs were coming from. Damn Emmett and his week long pranks last week. The cafeteria people had been the only three of the staff members that hadn't been tormented, but the principal was being called due to the fit two of the students were throwing over bugs in the food. One look at Emmett and his chuckling face and they would draw all of the conclusions they would need.
"Guys, we gotta get out of here," Edward answered for me.
"Good, I was looking for my escape," Jasper whispered in my ear seductively. "Out back in the dugout?"
"Mmmm, what about the downstairs swimming pool?"
"Even better…. You know how I love it in water," Jazz whispered.
"Kay guys, we'll see you later," I answered excitedly before bouncing out of my chair. Eagerly, I grabbed Jasper's hand and tugged him along behind me.
Jazz followed me down the little hallway and into the swimming area locker room. It didn't matter that we went through the girl's side; it wasn't like anyone was going to be down here. I had already scanned ahead as we were walking this way.
Once we reached the pool area, I turned on him. "Strip," I commanded.
"Yes ma'am," he responded as he did exactly as he was told.
As soon as he was wearing nothing, I slowly pulled my top over my head and laid it over a chair that was right beside the water, then slipped out of the mini jean skirt and the black lace panties I was wearing, tossing them aside with my top.
"You are sooo beautiful."
"And it's all for you Jazzy baby."
"You know it." But before I could respond, he connected his lips to mine, parting them slightly. His tongue then grazed my lips, asking, begging for entrance to my mouth, which I couldn't help but to allow him passage. There was nothing more that I needed than to have my needs taken care of, especially after that last class.
"Ohhh Jazz, I need you," I panted into his mouth.
"I need you, Ali," he said huskily as he ran his hands down my sides and to my breasts, cupping them and massaging them ever so gently.
I placed my hands on his chest and traced the planes downward, following a light trail to the muscular V just above my favorite, and most used, toy. As I did, he slid his hands around to grab my ass, and lift me into him as he stepped into the water. Ohhh god this is why we loved the water, it was so warm and inviting.
He lifted me once again and sat me on the edge of the pool, all the while never breaking the kiss. Once I was settled, he released my mouth only to pick back up at my jaw line, and begin kissing a pleasure trail down my neck, my ear, my shoulder, my chest, my tits, down my stomach. Tactfully, he trailed wonderful butterfly kisses down my body until he reached my wet folds. Once in position, he flicked out his tongue and tickled my clit playfully with earnest. But before I could retaliate he did it again, and again, then dove into me with his tongue, causing me to let out a moan.
"Uhhhh…"
As I cried out, he continued to lick and suck on me. After about a minute of relentless teasing, he thrust a finger into me while nibbling on my clit.
"Fuck….Jazz….that feels sooo good."
"Mmmm…" he moaned into me, but the vibrations caused me to fall off the edge.
"Ohhh Jazz….I'm gonna cuuummm."
"Cum for me baby." Those words did it; I felt a rush of liquids flow into his mouth as he licked me all up.
When I had calmed, he returned to kissing me but this time in reverse of what he did earlier; his lips traveled up my stomach, my neck, and then he reached my lips, claiming them once again as his. I wrapped my legs and arms around him, drawing him to me. I could taste myself on his lips, which caused me to grow wet with each passing lunge of his tongue.
When I could feel his massive erection against my stomach, I reached down grabbed a hold of him, and began stroking him. "Uhhhh…Ali…Uhhhh," he cried out at my touch.
"Let me feel you, I need to feel you," I begged him.
As the words left my mouth, I placed his head at my entrance and leaned back a little, allowing him the room he needed to penetrate me. He pushed into me, causing us both to moan.
He began to thrust into me. Pushing me into the side of the pool and causing me to cry out in pleasure.
He continued to pump into me, eliciting moans from each of us.
It wasn't long before I could feel the heat building in me, and I knew it wouldn't be much longer until I caved. I knew from the waves coming off Jazz that he was in nearly the same situation.
"Fuck…Ali…cum for me baby." That was all it took, as the words escaped his mouth, I felt myself clamp down on his cock, causing him to throb and then spill into me.
We both cried out as we rode out our orgasms.
"I love you, Ali."
"Love you more, Jazzy."