Ok, so go ahaead, grill my ass for not updating in a month, but i was grouned. Attitude, or something. But this is the longest chapie i've ever written, 2,472 words. Anyway, this isnt the victiria's secret chapter, cuz i had already written 2 pages with them walking there. So next chappie is the vickie's s chappie, promise.

Disclaimer: don't own, i'm poor, so sry.

PreciousAngel3710: Love that idea, I might use the sleepove part, but not the tsunade and Jiraya part,but the sleepover, yes. And thatnks for ur endless reveiws, i love getting them from you.

Thanks to everyone for reveiwing! love ya'lls!

Naruto's House 10: 45

"So, everyone here?" Naruto asked, looking around his tiny living room.

"Yeah, I think so," replied Neji.

"Ok, guys you know the plan for today right?" Shikamaru questioned.

"Um wasn't it to shop?" asked Naruto.

"No idiot, God, do I have to re-explain everything to you?"

"Could you please? 'Cause I don't get it either." muttered Kiba.

"Ugh, morons. Ok, so other than to shop, which I don't know why you would want to do anyway, the goal is to get to know the person you're with better, got it?" Sasuke explained for Shikamaru while he was rubbing his temples and muttering to himself.

"What if you know the person you're with enough?" Kiba asked.

"Ok, then I guess I'll quiz you, what's Ino's favorite color?" Naruto asked.

"Dude, come on, give me a challenge. Her favorite color's red." Naruto made a buzzer sound.

"No, imbecile, that's your favorite color. Her is yellow, which you would have known if you knew her" Shikamaru said smartly.

"Fine whatever, you win I'll 'spend time with her,'" Kiba said defeatedly.

"And we mean talking to her, not staring at her boobs." Neji ordered.

"Seriously!? Can't I just watch her lips as she talks?" Kiba asked. With out even answering that question everyone just shook their heads and headed to their designated bathroom.

Four minutes later The guys emerged from their bathroom as six very hot females.

"So, you guys ready to go?" Gaara asked impatiently.

"All set, let's hit it!" Naruto screamed as he threw open his door and sprinted into the hall way.

At the flower shop

Ding dong

Naruto and the bunch rang the doorbell and waited until the door opened. Six girls pushed passed them then turned around.

"Ok girls, the mall open at 11 and closes at 9. The plan is to get with the girl you talked to yesterday and got clothes from, and shop at the stores that interest you. Even if you don't like the girl, you still have to be with them because they probably know what size you wear and what looks best on you." Ino instructed. "But first we 're all going to Victoria's Secret, because nothing you wear will look good on you guy with out a bra, well, unless you want to look like a total whore."

"Wait, how'd you know we weren't wearing bras?" Kiba asked.

"It's a girl thing, I thought we all knew how to do it," Nara replied. Ino locked up the shop and then the 12 'females' started walking towards the mall. Once they were almost there Ino started to discuss her game plan with Kiba.

"Okay, so first were going to go to Victoria's Secret, to you know, buy you bras and panties, then were going to hit up all my favorite stores; Hollister, Aeropostale(sp?), American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch. Where do you want to go, Haru?"

"Um, where ever you want to go?" Kiba responded, though it was more like a question.

"Coolio, so after we shop till we drop we'll eat at the food court," Finished Ino.

"We're here!" Sakura said in a sing song voice.

The six 'girls' looked up and saw the place where girl spend a majority of their lives. What they saw was a large building that most likely took up at least 10 football fields.

'What a waste of space,' thought Naruto. 'This could be 4 soccer field, a basket ball court, five tennis courts and have moon bounces!' But none the less he shuffled his feet into the mall.

The first thing they heard was noise coming from every direction. No matter where they went there wasn't one tiny space of silence, which annoyed Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, and Gaara greatly. The second thing they heard was screaming. The screaming was coming from an overly excited Ino, jumping up and down next to them. Even though she went to the mall every day she still got the same high she would as if she was stepping in their for the first time in her life.

'Man this must be like sex to her isn't it?' wondered Kiba. 'Maybe I'll show her what-' Kiba was yanked out of that dirty thought as Ino grabbed his hand pulled him through the mall at top speed.

"So, your name's Naru, right?" Hinata whispered, trying to make conversation. Luckily she was with Naruto, who could have conversations with walls. He flashed a huge smiled and began to rant.

"Yup! And my favorite sport is football! I'm one of the greatest running backs this world has ever seen! It's 'cause I love running so much!"

"You like to run? Um… me too," commented Hinata. "I'm a runner on the Konoha cross country team," Naruto's smile got even wider when she said that. 'Yay, I have even more in common with her more to talk about!'

"What's your record?" he yelled.

"Um, 5:34. Why what's yours?" She asked, kind of afraid of his loud incoming answer. She was trying to stay calm, but it was getting harder by the minute. This girl, Naru, was freakishly loud, plus Hinata liked her silence. Once in a while she'd bounce around and be hyper, but most of the time she liked her peace. Yes, Kiba was her best friend, but even he wasn't this loud.

"That's amazing, but mine's better! It's 4:39!" Naruto screamed. Hinata's jaw dropped on the ground. No one had ever run a mile that quickly, well except for Naruto. Naruto was in the 'Top 5' athletes in their school, 2nd behind Sasuke.

"Wow, that's amazing," Hinata said in awe.

"Want to race, I mean now, to Vickie's secret?" Naruto asked while bouncing up and down, excitedly.

"If it'll shut you up," muttered Hinata.

"What? I couldn't hear you speak up," Naruto said.

"Sure, I'd love to race you," Hinata lied.

"Sweet! Ready, set, go!" Then Naruto shot off into the mob of people, Hinata on his tail.

Neji lifted up his head and saw Hinata shot off after Naruto. 'Naruto's such an idiot; if he lays one hand on Hinata while they're alone I'll circumcise him.' Neji threaten in his mind. His gaze then turned to Tenten, who was staring at him, longingly.

"What?" Neji questioned.

"Huh?" Tenten said as she was ripped from her thought. "Oh, well I was just thinking about how hilarious it would be if that one girl -what's her name again- Naru, tripped and fell one that one preppy looking girl in front of him," Neji chuckled at the thought, then another awkward silence took them over.

"So, what position do you play in lacrosse?" Tenten asked, hoping to break the ice.

"Midfielder, number one in my village," Neji bragged.

"Wow, you guys must suck at lacrosse if you're number one," Tenten teased.

"We've never lost a game, if that's sucking to you I'd hate to see what people have to do to impress you,"

"What's awesome to me is never losing a game AND getting league MPV three years running, like, oh say, me," Tenten said, cockily.

"Impressive, but not impressive enough. I've never lost a game, had league MVP four years running and in my free time teach little kids how to play lacrosse at the REC center," Neji said in all of his superiority.

"Ok, wow, you win, I've never heard of anyone so dedicated to lacrosse since my friend, Neji,"

"Neji? Who's that?" Neji asked, interested in what the panda buned girl had to say about him.

"Oh, he's another story for another day," Tenten said with a dreamy grin.

"Ok, cool, I guess," Neji replied, sadly.

"So what's your favorite thing about lacrosse?" Tenten asked, and then they started to discussed (argue) about the best things lacrosse has to offer.

'Oh my god, will they just SHUT UP?!' thought Shikamaru, angrily. He was actually enjoying the silence that overtook the group when Ino dragged off Kiba and Hinata ran off with that loud mouthed brat. But God didn't want him to be happy, no, because as soon as silence cam Neji and Tenten started agreeing about the finer points of soccer. Who really cared? Just play it and BE QUIET!

"If they don't be quiet soon my head's going to explode!" The blonde girl next to him growled.

"I know right? What ever happened to the saying 'Silence is golden'" Temari chuckled at this.

"So, Su, when you're not cloud watching, or sleeping, what do you do" Temari asked.

"Wow, that takes up so much of my time I don't remember what else I did," Shikamaru joked. "Um, well, I'm a master at poker and chess, and I'm also the team's football quarterback,"

"Wow, I was expecting you to say read, or something cushy, but that's intense," Temari commented. "I'd never do that; I'd hate being tackled,"

"Ok, girly girl, what do you do?" Temari gave him a creepy, sadistic smile.

"I love to do anything, and everything, with wind,"

"Like what, sailing?" Shikamaru said hopefully. He needed to meet a normal, calm person who was ok with lazing around.

"Psh, hell no! More like wind surfing hang gliding and BASE jumping." 'I'm never going to win, am I God?' thought Shikamaru, sadly.

"You should stop all that, unless you have a death wish," After Shikamaru commented Temari's eyes narrowed and she shot him the worst look he'd ever seen. If looks could kill he'd be dead on the ground.

"Ok, listen up; first of all never, ever tell me what to do, got it? Here I was, trying to be nice to you and be a friend, and then you insult what I enjoy and tell me I have a death wish just because I like to live a little on the wild side? At least it's better than lying down and wasting breathing air like you! Second of all watch who you're talking to. Just who do you think you're talking to anyway, lazy ass?" Temari yelled as she was fuming from the ears.

"Just calm down, ok? I didn't mean anything like that; what I was saying was it'd suck if you got hurt, that's all." Shikamaru informed her.

Temari just stood there and stared at Shikamaru, dumbfounded. Then, after a long time, Temari said something no one ever thought she could say.

"Oh, well thank you, that's nice of you," She said as quietly and as shyly as Hinata would. Shikamaru's eyes widened at this then went back to normal.

"No problem," Then a comfortable silence overtook them.

Gaara noticed the sudden silence that overtook his sister and Shikamaru. It made him uncomfortable; he usually hid behind noise, or just listened. But now, he had company and he was only feeling one thing, awkward. When he was with people they would talk to him, and all he would have to do is listen, or they would get tired of the silence and just leave. But this girl, Nara, was different. Ever since they arrived at the mall she uttered a word, and it drove Gaara insane! He wanted to get to know this mysterious girl next to him. He wanted to know what her favorite color was, her favorite music her favorite… everything! But everything he thought of wasn't interesting enough to have a conversation about.

"So, um what kind of things do you do in your free time?" Gaara asked, barely loud enough for Nara to hear.

"Well I like to run, I'm a gymnast and I also play the violin and cello. What do you do?" 'Wow, she's so refined and classical.' thought Gaara.

"Well Um, I'm a black belt in tae kwon do, I'm learning how to play the guitar and I sandboard," Gaara muttered.

"Sandboard? What in the world is that?"

"You don't know how to sandboard seriously?" Gaara asked in awe. "Holy crap, I have to take you one day. Ok so basically you have a board, like a snowboard or something, and you have a huge dune, and you just board down the hill. It's major fun, you have to try it with me one day,"

"Cool! Ok, then it's a date!" Nara said excitedly. 'Wow, I have a date with one of the hottest, coolest girls I've ever met.'

"Ok, so can you do trick and stuff n the boards?" and Then Gaara finally got out of his shell and they started to talk about sandboarding.

Every once in a while Sasuke would glance over at Sakura and started to think of something to say. But then he'd see the coldness of her eyes and back down. The next time her stared at her she caught him in the act and narrowed her eyes.

"What?" She snapped at him.

"N-nothing," he muttered and silence over took them again. 'Ugh I can't stand this, usually by now she'd be all over me.' Then Sasuke thought of an idea sure to make her talk more. He started to stare at her more, until she saw him.

"God, what do you want this time?" She snarled.

"Oh, nothing. Well, actually, I was wondering how it's possible for someone to have such a big forehead. I mean it's not even considered a forehead anymore; it's more like a five or six head." Sasuke told her.

"What did you just say to me, bitch?" Sakura growled as her face turned blood red.

"I said you have the biggest forehead I've ever seen. No wonder the blonde chick calls you billboard brow," Sasuke commented.

"You are such a hateful bitch, you know that?" Sakura spat out the words. "Maybe I don't meet your standard of perfection, which isn't really all that hurtful, since you look like a trashy porn star, but at least I have a personality, not to mention a heart! While you have a black hole for a heart, and are one of the rudest people I've ever met. When you finally leave it'll be one of the happiest people in the world."

Sasuke's eyes widened at this, she used to seem so sweet. Oh well, he'd been insulting people all his life, this shouldn't be any different.

"Ok, so I might be rude and cold, but at least I'm not a whore,"

"I'm the whore?" Sakura gave a bitter little laugh "You're kidding me right? Have you looked in the mirror? And I'm the whore, you're sadly mistaken."

"At least I'm not a delusionary-" Sasuke was cut off by Temari's voice.

"We're here!" All the guys looked into the shop window and looked into what would be one of the worst moments they'll ever experience in their lives: bra shopping.

"This'll be fun," Hinata said with an evil glint in her eyes, while the guys were being reluctantly dragged into the store.

k, it's 1 am and i just finished typing, so if this sux, feel free to yell at me ok? I kno i say every chappie sux, but this isnt the best. Well, i have o work on my other story, so this is short and not a lot of stuff let to say. It might be a while before I update, but Hopefully i get another chappie in this week(spring break) and then im sleeping. Love you all and check out my other stories.

Peace out, and good night.

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