Chapter Six-
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3rd Person POV
The next day during breakfast, the Marauders sat in Professor Potter's classroom; Remus working on the fart hex for his chair, Sirius pouring on Muggle mega glue onto his desk, where he usually sat during class, James charming the papers so that they wouldn't get damaged by the glue, and Peter keeping watch to make sure no one was to walk in.
"Anyone coming, Wormtail?" James asked as he finished the papers. "Wormtail?" he asked when no one answered, "Peter?"
He began to hear snoring, and the door popped open. "Potter, Lupin, Black." McGonagall walked in and glared at them. Sirius stashed the glue behind his back, James and Remus stowed away their wands. "What are you doing in here? And why is Pettigrew on the floor, alseep?" she asked
"Um, Professor!" James said, concocting a plan, "We came to find...Professor Potter. Any idea where he might be?" James asked coolly
"Oh, I don't know Potter. Maybe the breakfast table" she replied curtly.
"Oh, pft!" he said, "Sirius, I told you so!" James replied, faking relization.
"Mr. Potter, I have no idea what you are up to, but I suggest you stop" she snapped.
They nodded as looked at Peter in disgust before turning up her nose and walking away. "Well, she's got a stick up her-"
"Sirius!" James hissed before they left the room, their job completed.
"Class will be every interesting" Sirius chuckled
"But if we get caught, I don't know you lot" Remus said
"Yeah, even though we've known each other since the first Hogwarts Express ride, go with you to the Shack every full moon, we go to each other houses over holidays and are our best friend!" James said exageratedly
"Yeah, but other than that, how close are we?" Remus joked
They began chuckling as they sat down at the Gryffindor table. "HI Lily" James said to the girl as he sat down next to her, "Will you-"
"No" she said before he could finish
"Fine, I'll get the salt on my own" he said, "But anyways" he said as he face heated up, "Will you go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?"
"No" she said
"Fine." he huffed, "You're a lot nicer when it's just the two of us" he muttered, so that only she could hear; a wave of shame covered Lily and she hung her head down low.
"Guess what class we have first, James?" Sirius asked
"DADA?" James replied
"This should be fun" Sirius said
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"Now class" Harry said as everyone filed in, "Please open your books to chapter twelve." Harry asked. As he made his way to his chair the Marauders smiled excitedly. The second Harry sta down, though, the four boys did too.
As they hit their chairs a loud and rather rude noise emitted from their chairs, and not Harry's. Everyone began laughing at the boys, sonce it was in fact their chairs that had made the noise and not Harry's. "No, it's not our chairs. It's his!" James denied. "See." they stood up again and sat back down. The same thing happened. The room became louder as the roars of laughter were defeaning. Even Harry was smiling.
"Now, now, Settle down." Harry asked. The room became silent and with a flick of his wand, Harry fixed their chairs. "Try that out" they stood up and sat back down, their chairs not making on peep.
"Professor, I don't have a book" James said
"Oh, not to worry" Harry said, " I have a spare on my desk" he assured James.
James stood up and looked at Harry's desk. He placed his hand on the table and reached out for the book with his other. Stopping in mid-air, he felt something sticky on his hand. Then he remembered the mega glue. He began to pull his hand, but he was stuck. "Problem, James?" Harry said as he stopped his lecture
"Problem? Not at all" James said, My hand is just mega-glued to the table and I left my wand at my desk! he added mentally
He pulled hard, but nothing happened. "James, get to your seat" Harry said
"I would if I could" he muttered, pushing his feet against the table and pulling harder in a vain attempt at getting his hand unstuck.
Then, as his other hand was trying to pull him off, a bit of glue got on it, and his two hands glued together. "Sirius" he hissed
"Wha?" Sirius said blankly.
"Could you help me find the book?" James asked, "And bring your wand." he added.
"Why?" Sirius asked
"Er, to help me find the book" James said lamely. The rest of the class watched as Sirius walked up to the table. By now they probably figured out James was stuck and began snickering. "Why didn't you tell me this stuff was so sticky?" he hissed at Sirius
"Because I didn't account on you getting yourself stuck" Sirius hissed back
"Because I thought his butt would be stuck before my hands!"
"Because you weren't supposed to forget your book!"
"Because you were supposed to put my book back in my bag when you were done studying from it yesterday!"
"Because you...You...You're an idiot" Sirius said, ending the fight
"Just get this stuff off of me"
"I dunno how"
"Ugh" James groaned, "I should have asked Remus to help me" James said.
"Good luck, mate" Sirius said before leaving.
"What? No! You were supposed to help me!" james called
"Problem James?" Harry asked again, a wcked grin on his face, and a twinkle in his eyes. The same way James looked when he had done something wrong.
"You. You hexed our chairs and took my book out of my bag" James guessed
"How'd you know?" Harry asked, as he flicked his wand and James was free was the sticky gel.
"Please, I am an expert prankster. You don't think I wouldn't know when someone back-pranked me?" James asked proudly.
Harry felt good too, he had successfully back-pranked his own father! It felt good. He was smiling on the inside and chuckling on the outside. He was hardly even aware that there was anyone else in the room. "Well then,' Harry said, snapping back into reality, "Chapter twelve everyone" he said again.
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LOL, I luv pranks, if you haven't guessed already. Yes this chap is short, but this is how I usually write my chapters: Short. No one's making you read this story if you think it's short.
So pleeze review, 'cause....Well, no one's making you, it's like volunteering: Good for the heart.
-Chapter Seven-
"Please? Every student thinks you're the best teacher, expecially the Marauders" she begged
"Really?" he raised an eyebrow in doubt
"Yes. Really. Witch's Honor" she promised
"Okay, but only because you're my favorite student" he said
"Thank you! Thank you, Professor!" she said. He stared at her, "Harry" she corrected.
"That's better" he smiled as they walked over to a nearby pub.
"You got him to come" Remus said dubiusly
"Yep" Lily nodded
"You rock, Evans!" James said
Harry smiled, "So, why exactly were you all so excited about me coming along?" he asked
James smiled michivlously, "You'll see, Professor"
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