Roses are dead
Violets are poo
I would like to introduce Hades to you!
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Hades was busy one day reciting his rules that he wanted to complete every day.
1) Everytime you can make someone's days a little worse, most definately do.
2) You must always blame it on someone else.
3) It's always fun to laugh at people who fall and are in pain.
That's when he got an email from Poseidon. The very annoyed Hades opened up his iphone to check the email; it read:
Dear Brother,
I recently got a fanfiction account and I am enjoying all the attention I am getting. Fanfiction is so fun!
P.S. People say I'm cooler then you!
From,
Poseidon A.K.A. the cooler person.
Hades began to shake with anger when he read this horrible email. How dare the people of fanfiction think that he is less cool then a mermaid! He would show them that he, Lord of the Dead was much more cooler then his brother, King of the Idiot Fishies. There was only one thing to do...
Hades posted this chapter and hopes that you all enjoy it, and says that if you don't enjoy it then... he hopes you enjoy burning in the pits of Tatarus because he won't let you go anywhere else when you die.
Instead of stooping down to the lowly level of Poseidon who threatened people Hades decided to show people that he was awesome too through this advirtisment:
"Hi my name is Nico de Angelo. My father is the great Lord of the Dead Hades. Why should you people be afraid of drowning if you won't die? My father has recently come up with a life insurence plan that no one can beat. It's called the D.E.A.T.H. insurence which if you take a few letters out, add a few in, take away some more, permanently take one letter away, and mix it all up then put it all back together it makes L.I.F.E! Let me give you and example of this insurence at work:
Your name is A Rodrigez; you were just caught taking steriods and are on a boat. Suddenly waves begin to rise and you capsize. Poseidon is a big New York Yankees fan and is very angry at you. He wants you to drown.... then just as your about to die you pull out your D.E.A.T.H. card and BAM your saved by the almighty Lord of the Dead Hades. You are saved all thanks to your handy dandy D.E.A.T.H. card.
As you can see having this card is very useful, joining Team Hades is much better then joining any other wacky team like team Jacob. Can Jacob save you from a terrible death? No. Not only can you get D.E.A.T.H., he is also renting out hellhounds to anyone who joins him. Hellhounds can deal with all your enemy problems. How do you think we have won wars? With Hell Hounds! Finally after much plea from people we now offer cookies! Thats right folks cookies are now offered! Join now so you could get cookies fresh from the oven! Now think for a minute, do you really want to be reviewing for a mean guy like Poseidon (who can only give you smelly fish...) or do you want to review for a guy like Hades who can help you with your problems." Nico smiles as he shows his TEAM HADES t-shirt an in the background are these pictures of people who are on team Hades enjoying everything. Someone using a Hell Hound on their enemies. Then there is Poseidon cackling evily as he dumps rotten fish on you. Finally Hades sitting in a chair with a cup of tea,
"Hi. Hades here and I approve this message. Come on over to Team Hades and together we can destroy all problems!" *Dark screen*
The commercial voice then came on and said, "If you join Team Hades and feel the supressed urge to blurt at Hades that he is ugly then Team Hades may not be right for you. Doing this can cause fatal to eternity damage. You may not join Team Hades if you are a son of Poseidon. If you don't enjoy being on Team Hades then you are screwed. Team Hades is a for life Team, try to leave and it could be fatal. Call 1800-FAN CLUB FOR HADES in order to join today, or you can just press the little green button down at the bottom of the screan. This button enables you to put your thoughts or just join Hades today. Remember don't join today and you'll pay! To show that Hades is totally awesome he requestst that you review. Also he has decided that adding him to alerts will prove your loyalty to team Hades!"
Beta: fRANkiEGirL61
Hi everyone I hope you guys enjoyed reading this. It has recently come to my attention that people think that I don't really respect things like Hurricane Katrina disaters. Well I do, however when I walk outside my house all I hear is bad thing after another. So I try to lighten up the mood with this type of stuff notice I say 'try' if it doesn't work then hey what can I do, but I hate all this sadness and was taught that laughter is the best thing. Sure I make fun of events a little but I don't go out right and act like a emotionless **. I know the bad stuff and all but I just wanted people to laugh. Sorry people for interupting just thought I should put it out there.