Arthur meets Dream Street and the Dream Loompas by SClownzZzZz
Ships: Dream Loompas & Dream Street; Arthur & Mr. Ratburn -Eewww…yes, I meant that.
Disclaimer: I do not own Arthur or Dream Street.
Chapter Six: The Chapter After Five
Evil Arthur had never been so happy in his whole life.
Cause it happens every time!
Evil Arthur couldn't wait to get married to his favorite and hottest teacher...Mr. Coolburn!
"Yoz, Evil Arthur," said Thomas wearing his awesome punk outfit with matching eyepatch, "I'm so excited for the wedding!"
"Obvious troll is obvious," said 6X02 Evirdrevo Mungam-like my new, completely original character????
"Baby, you're my sugar rush!" sang all of the members of Dream Street...
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...Rafee Punchington, Swiffles Doornump, Tookey Don't, Joe Baboosh, and RAAAADDDD!!!!
Arthur stormed into the beautiful wedding, mouth agape. "Mr. Coolburn," Arthur cried his eyes on the banana nut corn-filled juicious cake in front of him, "How could you do this to me?"
"Suoivbo si llort suoivbo," said 6X02 Evirdrevo Mungam.
"Not now, 6X02 Evirdrevo Mungam," Thomas said combing his mustache, "Arthur needs to speak yo."
"For generations, children have dreamed of marrying adult authority figures. In most societies, children repressed their desires for these particular adults. Today, however, with an alarmingly large number of children utilizing the Internet, they find other children who share similar desires for their respective authority figures. When children meet others who share these feelings, they come to believe that their feelings are normal. Now, what I'm trying to say is -- " Arthur suddenly coughed. "Wuzzle buzzle fuzzle kiduzzle. Cake is good for the heart n soul, heart n soul, heart n soul...doodle doodle dumpling in a roll now I'm gonna eat a 9ejfw9e8jf9w8ejf89wjlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
Arthur looked around the room finding everyone half asleep.
"Wait," Thomas said, "What was that first part again?"
"That's simple," Arthur replied, "All I said was that-"
"OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" shouted 6X02 Evirdrevo Mungam.
"Exactly."
FIVE DAYS LATER
The wedding is still going on. It finally started after Arthur got all of the members of Dream Street's autographs.
The Dream Loompas were all dressed in tuxedos, there was-you know, all twenty-seven of them there. And yeah, they existed...I think.
The music played and everybody rose for the grand entrance of the beautiful, blushing bride. Evil Arthur matched down the aisle, the clicking of his high heels in rhythm with Dream Street's Sugar Rush. Arthur's eyes lit up when he saw Evil Arthur, he was in L-U-V.
"I've got to put a stop to this wedding!" thought Arthur.
And that's where I stop the chapter.
Arthur's Note: So? Whatcha think of it? Wasn't it the most awesomestststst thing you've ever red? blue green yellow orange purple MANGO VIOLET IN A PAN, scrape it, eat it, like a man. So remember folks, R&R and flamez are DEFINITELY welcomed!!! In fact, I eat FLAMEZ for BREAKFAST. ; D