Chapter Eight-
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Walking down the corridors, James refused to take off his Cloak. "There are many places a guy will go, anywhere BUT the girls' washroom" james said, "But I'd go anytime for you" he promised
"You're sweet" Lily said and people began to stare. It looked as though Lily were talking to herself. "Take off the Cloak" she begged
"No way, this is too funny" he chuckled
She giggled too and shoved him. That didn't help her case much, it looked as if she shoved air. Finally, when she got too embarrassed, she pulled the Cloak off of James.
"C'mon, they're waiting for us" she said.
"Don't worry, I have a shortcut" he siad while taking out the Map. "I solemly sware I am up to no good" he spoke as the Map unfolded. "See, we go down this hall, take a left. Remove this portrait, then go down that tunnel and bam. We're in front of the fat lady" James explained
"Okay" she said, though she hardly understood it she knew that James would lead the way.
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"Where is he?" Remus asked impatiently. They had been waiting for fifteen minutes in the Common Room and were getting uneasy
"What if someone found him in the washroom?" Peter asked worriedly
"Or maybe they are just talking" Sirius suggested
"Oh Merlin" Remus groaned, "What'd you reckon they're talking about? I hope he doesn't drive her away. I was really enjoying having someone itelligent to talk to"
"What about me?" Sirius asked
"What about you, Sirius?" Remus asked. They glared each other down, but eventutally gave up and began laughing like morons.
"Why don't you just call him?" Sirius suggested
"Fine" Remus sighed. He took out his wand and muttered, "James Potter" before flicking his wrist.
"Moony?" James asked
"It's me, Prongs" Remus assured James
"Is it James? Tell him I said hi!" Sirius said excitedly, "Tell him! Tell him!" he urged, "Hi James!"
"Tell Padfoot to quit acting like a git" James ordered
"James says to stop acting like a git and give Remus the fifteen Sickles you owe him" Remus said
"That was two years ago!" Sirius said
"Two years ago it was five Knuts!" Remus said
"You're a couple of nuts!" James shouted thorugh the wand
"Sorry James" they said together like two children getting in trouble for breaking the cookie jar when they tried to levitate it to their room.
Lily could be heard giggling in the background. "Where are you, Prongs?" Sirius asked
"Sirius, turn around" James instructed
"Why?" Sirius asked
"Sirius. Listen very closely" James said slowly, "I am walking through the portrait hole as we speak. Now, turn around and say hi to your best friend." James instructed
"Why? Remus is right here" Sirius said, feeling hurt.
"That hurts, Sirius" Lily said
"Lily!" Sirius said excitedly. He jumped up and hugged her tightly
"Okay, that's friendly enough" James said evaisively, "Padfoot? Lils? Put her down!"James stamped his foot.
"Is Wittle Jamsie jealous?" Remus cooed
"No, I just think that....That...Shut up, Moony"
"Lily, are you alright?" Remus asked
"I'm fine now. I'm sorry I ran off like that" she siad, hugging Remus.
"You hugged Sirius, you hugged Remus, isn't there someone you're forgetting?" James asked
"Oh yeah." she said, smiling. "Peter" she hugged him briefly before saying: "All better?"
"Lilian Evans you are so mean" James said.
"Awwe, is wittle Jamsie upset because Wily wouldn't hug him?" Sirius cooed
"There we go again with the Jamsie" James sighed
"Wily? Do I look like a 'Wily'?" Lily asked
"Of course not" Remus assured her. She smiled, "Siirus messed up. It's Wiwy, genius" making her frown
"Excuse me for not being an expert on baby talk" Sirius said, turning his back on Remus
"I'm sorry Padfoot" Remus said
"I don't know. I, just, don't know Moony" Sirius said, feigning hurt.
"You know I didn't mean it." Remus cooed
"Ths isn't the first time" Sirius said, snivelling a bit
"Oh, Sirius" Remus said, hugging his friend
"Okay, when Remus and his boyfriend are done making up" James began,
"Hey!" Sirius and Remus shouted. "We aren't a couple!" Remus said, "Yeah. Didn't you just see us break up?" Sirius asked, earning stared from every girl in the Common Room ,and a few guys.
"What? We grew apart. We're still friends!" Sirius said to them
"That's what they all say" Remus said jokingly.
"You two done?" James asked
"Yeah" Sirius nodded
"Anyways, I have planned a stupendous prank to pull" James anounced
"Really? What is it?" Sirius asked excitedly
"Okay, so you know how the Slytherins have a closet they use to store their brooms?" James asked.
"You mean the broom closet?" Sirius asked. Lily and Remus asked.
James pressed on. "Well, what if we rigged it so that when they went to get their brooms they were sent to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom?" he asked
"What's the catch?" Remus asked
"We've locked the door with so many hexes and spells that it'll take hours, maybe days, to get out!" James said, laughing meniacally
"Poor Myrtle" Lily muttered
"I almost forgot. It's our little Liler's first prank" james said, smiling his lop-sided grin.
"Lilers?" she questioned
"Lily" he corrected
"Are you in, Lily?" Sirius asked
"Yeah" she sighed, "I'm in" she agreed.
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LOL, so I hope that Sirius was sirius-y enough! The gay part was by far my favorite and I hope it wasn't too OOC! Thnx for reading and pleeze review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Chapter Nine-
"Tell me where my Quidditch team is"
"Your Quidditch team?" Sirius laughed
"Yes, and cousin Bellatrix" Regulus demanded
"No." Sirius said, "We don't know where they are" he lied.
"You're a liar!" he shouted
"Go dream about You-Know-Who" Sirius said, rolling his eyes.
Regulus growled in anger before storming off. "So that's baby bro, huh?" Lily asked.
"Yep" James nodded.
"Wow" was all Lil could say.
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