Chapter Nine-

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"Did you do it?" James whispered to Remus after he came back from the Slytherin broom closet. (LOL, broom closet. Get it?)

"Yes, and I want you to know that I don't condone your childish-" he began

"Shh, here comes Malfoy" Sirius said.

"All I am saying, Lucius, is that you didn't have to scream the fact that you were dueling" Bellatrix scolded

"I didn't say I was dueling James, Bella. I said I was better than-" Lucius said in an annoyed tone until he and Bella walked into the closet. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" they shouted as they were transported to Moaning Myrtle's washroom.

"D-D-Did you see their....Faces?" James laughed, "They....F-F-Freaked...Out!" he said, now rolling on the floor with Sirius.

"James, you're such a git" Lily said. "But it was pretty funny" she smiled.

"Congratulations Evans, you've joined the Dark Side" James said, smiling wickedly.

"Whoopee" Lily said, throwing her hands up a bit in mock happiness.

"Are they ever going to make a nick-name for you?" Remus whispered to her

"Shh. Don't remind them" she whispered back and Remus chuckled.

"Wait, here comes another" Sirius whispered. They crouched behind the wall and watched as Greg Goyle and Vincent Crabbe walked towards the closet.

James smiled in anticipation as Hogwarts dumbest pulled the door open and walked inside. "Why is there a washroom in the closet, Goyle?" They heard Crabbe ask

"I dunno. Renovations, maybe?" Goyle answered.

"Why are we falling?"

"We're falling?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" they shouted together.

"Those two either need to find brains, or a career that pays to be a total moron" Lily said

"They could the Minister of Magic" James said

"Oh, burn!" Sirius said, high-fiving his best mate.

"Shhhh, here comes.....Severus?" Lily said, confused.

"He has the nerve to blame me....It was Potter's fault....." he was muttering, "Why doesn't she marry him?" he said in a mock voice, "Using my hexes and curses.....Insulting me...." Snape said as the broom closet came closer, but instead of walking into it he walked passed it!

"He's coming" Sirius muttered

"Oh really?" James asked, "Didn't notice!"

"You know, you're sarcasm is really starting to hurt my feelings"

"Guys, shut up and lets get out of here!" Remus whispered as they stood up.

Sirius began to go left, but James stopped him, "No! Right!"

"So you get to make all the decisions, now?"

"That's the way to the Slytherin Common Room!"

"So? That's the way to the bathroom!"

"Let's go straight" Lily suggested

"Fine" James agreed

"Sure, go with her." Sirius muttered, "Just 'cause she's pretty and smart and-'"

"Sirius!" James hissed, "C'mon!"

They bolted down the hall and took a left, reaching the fat lady. "Password?" she asked

"Um..." James said

"Do you remember it?" he asked them

"Nope" Sirius and Peter said

Lily and Remus exchanged eye rolls before sighing, "Sopophorous Bean. " They said together

"My advice, dump him and stick this fine fellow" The fat-lady giggled, pointing to Remus.

Remus went bright red, Lily sighed and rolled her eyes and James said, "No way. No, no, no, no, no. She's mine"

"Yours?" Lily questioned

"Well, you will be" James said

Lily didn't answer, but only sat down by Remus on a couch. She rested her head on his shoulder and stared into the fireplace. She waited about two minutes before heaving a heavy breath. "Remus" she sighed

"Yeah, Lils?" he asked

She turned around and saw James and Sirius playing with that Snitch, and Peter watching in amazement. "Have you ever been in love with your best friend?" she asked.

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Two hours later, Lily and the Marauders were walking down the halls, purposely passing Moaning Myrtle's washroom. "Help! Help!" they were shouting from the inside.

"That won't do, now will it Moony?" Sirius asked

"I believe it won't, Padfoot" Remus smiled wickedly, "Muffliato" he said, and they could no longer hear the Slytherins' cries for help.

"Lunchtime" James said, a sly smile on his face.

"Hmm, I wonder how the Slytherins will be when their team doesn't show up for lunch" Sirius mused

"Let's go find out" Lily decided. They sat down in the Great Hall; Sirius, then James, then Lily, then Remus with Peter across from them.

They began to talk animatedly, "So, you guys have that big Quidditch match tomorrow, huh?" Lily said

"Yep" James nodded. "Against Slytherin" he smiled his lop-sided grin at her and she giggled.

"James, you're such a goof" she pushed him playfully and he chuckled as well

"Looky here," a snide voice said from behind, "The blood traitor and the Mudblood"

Lily, James and the Marauders turned around and saw a young boy with curly, shoulder length, black hair and a haughty look. Kind of like Sirius, thought Lily. "What do you want, Regulus?" Sirius asked

"Why isn't he in the washroom?" Lily asked in a squeak.

"I dunno" James said

"What do I want?" Regulus laughed, "Oh, just to rub it all in. Can't wait to tell mum that you are hanging out with, not only Blood Traitors and filthy half-breeds, but also a Mudblood"

"Don't. Say. That. About. My. Friends." Sirius growled slowly. He stood up, pointing his wand at Regulus, who in return pointed his wand back at his brother.

"Think you can fight me, Sirius?"

"Ha!" Sirius laughed, "We both know I am a far better duelist than you, Reg"

Regulus rolled his eyes and looked at James. "Nice scar, Potter" he sneered, pointing at James's cheek.

"Nice face, Black" he retorted

"Regulus, go away" Sirius said

"Tell me where my Quidditch team is"

"Your Quidditch team?" Sirius laughed

"Yes, and cousin Bellatrix" Regulus demanded

"No." Sirius said, "We don't know where they are" he lied.

"You're a liar!" he shouted

"Go dream about You-Know-Who" Sirius said, rolling his eyes.

Regulus growled in anger before storming off. "So that's baby bro, huh?" Lily asked.

"Yep" James nodded.

"Wow" was all Lily could say.

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-Chapter Ten-

"How long will he have to stay in the hospital?" Remus asked

"A week, just to make sure he is healing properly"

"When I find Crabbe and Goyle, I'm gonna" Sirius muttered, wringing his hands together

"Sirius" Lily sighed, "I know they're a couple of arses, but revenge won't solve anything" Lily said

"Then what do you expect me to do?" he asked her

She bit down on her lip, she hoped it wouldn't come down to this, but I guess it had to. "Get even" she said simply.