Chapter Thirteen-

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Disclaimer-I don't own Harry Potter, so yeah. Awkward...

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"Shh, shh. Here he comes" Remus whispered. The four of them sat in the Great Hall, waiting as Lucius Malfoy walked in with the neon pinkest hair they've ever seen. It actually hurt to look at it. "How much pink did you put it?" Remus asked, staring at what was now just a pink dot mixed in with the green Slytherins.

"A lot" Sirius said, smiling proudly

"How'd you do it so sneakily?" Lily asked.

"Well" Sirius began.

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"Ready?" Lily asked, handing Sirius the bottle. Sirius nodded, "And don't get caught. If you need help, you know what to do." she said. He nodded again. "Remus" Lily whispered. Remus got off the couch he sat on in the Common Room and walked over to them.

"Yeah?" he asked

"It's time." she said. "Let's go. Pete, stay here, make sure no one knows we're gone" she instructed, but really she just walked to make sure Peter didn't come and screw up. "Tell them we're in the....That we went to....You'll think of something" Then they were gone. Sirius was hidden underneath the Invisibility Cloak that they had 'borrowed' from James, with Lily and Remus flanking him. "Okay, remember, get in, put the bottle in and get out" Lily whispered the Sirius.

"Got it' he muttered back. "Any idea where the Slytherin Common Room is?"

"Yeah, Severus told me once" she said, making a left, and almost losing Remus and Sirius, who were going straight. "Over here, genius!" she hissed. They turned around, befumbled, before realizing they made a wrong turn and following her. "Okay, it's right here"

"What's the password?" Sirius asked

"Pure-Blood. They never change it" she said.

"Pure-Blood" Sirius said, and the door swung open. Sirius walked into the Slytherin Dungeon, his breathing getting heavy. He walked up the stairs and reached a sign that read: Lucius Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe, Greg Goyle and Marcus Travis. Leave us the heck alone! Sirius rolled his eyes before pushing the door open.

"What was that?" he heard Goyle squeal.

"The wind, genius" Marcus snapped before shutting the door closed. Sirius dodged the boy before making his way to the bathroom door. "Did you see Potter? He's a total wreck, broken bones, bruises. I hear that Mudblood visits him everyday" he sneered. Goyle and Crabbe snickered, as Sirius held back the urge to hex them into oblivion. "Along with that git Pettigrew, the filthy half-breed, and the blood traitor: Black. I tell you, that kid's got less brains than my cauldron." Now he was clutching the bottle so hard it might have burst if he wasn't lucky.

He pushed the door open, and Crabbe jumped. "There's something here!" he squeaked.

"No there isn't. It's just the wind, shut that window!" Marcus ordered.

"Deprimo" Sirius whispered, and a gust of wind shot through the room. Sirius put the bottle down before running out of the room.

"Whose there?!" Marcus shouted, following Sirius down the stairs. He held onto the Cloak for dear life as he made his way through the door and past Lily and Remus. Marcus stuck his head out the door and glared at the two. "What are you two doing here?" he sneered

"There is a reasonable explanation for all of this" Lily began.

"What?" he barked

"Obliviate!" she shouted at him before running off with Remus.

Once they got back to the Common Room, Sirius took off the Cloak, and they saw three people bombarding Peter. "Where's Lily?" Alice demanded

"And Sirius?" Melissa asked heatedly

"And Remus" Shaun Finnigan begged

"They-They're at the library" Peter lied

"Impossible, I already checked" Shaun denied

"The Quidditch field!" Peter squealed hopelessly

"I already tried there" Melissa said angrily

"The grounds?" Peter said

"Nope!" Alice said.

"I need Remus to me with with my Werewolf essay" Shaun said

"And Lily promised to help me study for the Potions exam" Alice whined

"And Sirius needs help with his palm reading" Melissa scolded

"Okay, okay. I'll tell you where they are!" Peter said, "They're in the Sly-"

"We're right here!" Lily announced. Then Peter fainted from the tension. They had been watching the entire thing, incredibly unnoticed and she couldn't believe what Peter was about to say.

"Great, c'mon" Alice said, dragging Lily away. Melissa took Sirius, and Shaun took Remus, leaving Peter on the ground.

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"And I still can't read palms" Sirius groaned.

"Hide your hands" Lily muttered to him, as Lucius Malfoy ran past them. Sirius hid his still pink hands in his lap and watched as everyone snickered while he passed. "Phase Two comeplete" Lily muttered to the others, Siruis and Remus gave her discrete high-fives before the teachers dismissed them to class. "Tonight begins Phase Three," Lily said. They had been working like crazy trying to finish before Wednesday, and accoring to Lily, that was hardly enough time.

As they left the Great Hall, they began to hear people talking behind them. "Yep, it was all me. I hexed Malfoy's hair so that it would go pink" Someone gloated, Lily, Sirius and Remus couldn't help but turn around; it was Amos Diggory talking to two Ravenclaw girls about his amazing feat.

"You, Diggory?" Sirius asked skeptically, "You, who oculdn't even levitate a feather, managed to turn Malfoy's hair pink?"

"Sirius, Breakableun-ay Owv-ay" Lily muttered (Unbreakable Vow)

"Yes, it was me Black. What, were you going to take all the glory? Peter Pettigrew told me you were studying on the grounds last night." Amos said

"Darned by irony" Lily whispered. "We aren't taking the glory Amos, we just wanted to say that Lucius seemed mad. Aren't you scared?" she asked.

"Me? Scared? Please, I'll take Lucius. I'll Stupefy him, lock his legs, then use the Mega-Phone Charm to make him confess"

"That's what James did!" sirius hissed. "You're just taking the glory for what other people did!"

"You have no proof" he whispered before leaving.

"I'll lock something of his" Sirius said, pulling out his wand.

"Sirius, no." Remus said, "We'll let Bubble Gum Pop over there take care of him"

"Yeah, let's just go." Lily said, pulling him along with her.

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By the time lunch rolled around, every had heard about Amos Diggory hexing Lucius's hair, and now Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle were looking for him, AKA the next guy they're going to knock off a broom. By the time the four had made it to the hospital wing, even Madame Pomfrey had heard the news and was preparing a special bed just for Diggory. "Did you hear about it?" James asked

"Yeah, dude's hair is so neon I need sunglasses just to look at him." Sirius said.

"I can't believe Diggory had it in him" James mused

"You don't believe he really did it, do you?" Remus asked

"No, I mean I don't believe he had it in him to take the glory."

"So you know he didn't do it?" Lily asked

"Of course, no one thinks he did. Diggory isn't smart enough to be able to do it, and by the looks of Malfoy's hair, someone put hair dye in his shampoo, since some parts are kind of rubbed on, you know?" James said, "Who ever did it would have to be smart enough to know the password, and sly enough not to be caught."

"Really? Like who?" Lily asked nervously

"I was thinking a Slytherin that's holding a grudge against Malfoy. Maybe Bella since she's still mad about the whole duel thing"

"Maybe" Lily said, relieved that nobody had expected her or the all-too-famous Marauders.

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Lily sat down for lunch with Alice and Melissa, talking animatedly about the day's hot topic: Lucius's hair. "It looks like someone covered his hair in bubble gum" Melissa said, eyeing it suspicously. "That Diggory is such a liar." she hissed. "Taking credit for what someone else did is low"

"I know, right? Who do you reckon did it?" Alice asked.

"Maybe one of the Marauders" Frank suggested, "I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? Malfoy got Crabbe and Goyle to knock James out, so why wouldn't they want revenge?" he asked.

Lily swallowed heavily, "I don't think so. They were with me all of yesterday and today." she said.

"Are you sure? I mean, they could have done it last night. They always seem to have a way to sneak around," Melissa said, deep in thought.

"Nah, they wouldn't go for just hair dye. They'd probably spike a Chocolate Frog with a love potion and give it to them, or something. I mean, what's funnier than watching Malfoy fawn over Professor Slughorn?" Lily asked.

Melissa and Alice laughed, "I wouldn't be surprised if they did it" they mused. Lily was relieved she hadn't told them about the fireworks.

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-Chapter Fourteen-

"Bella, Reg, Lucius, Crabbe, Goyle, Snape!" Sirius and Remus called, waving their hands in the air. "We wanted to ask you something" Remus began once they walked over to him. "Does it look like rain?" Sirius asked, flicking hos nose discreetly

"Imbrium Apellotu!"(*) Lily muttered behind a tree. There was a loud clap of thounder and Remus and Sirius looked up. Rain clouds began to form, and Lily pulled the Invisiblity Cloak on, and zipped past the group.

"See ya!" Sirius shouted before the pair ran off.

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