Chapter Seventeen-

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"Hello Severus" Lily whispered from behind a tree, she looked at the boy, about thirty feet away and smiled sinisterly. She pulled the drawstring and sighed. "Why I am doing this I have no idea." Then she glanced over at him again, "But I am just a Mudblood" she said, "Goodbye Severus" She pulled released the drawstring and watched the taser fly into the air and hit him in the arm. "Take that" Lily didn't watch as his entire body shook, before he fell to the ground, unconcious.

"Haha!" Sirius said, laughing his bark-like chuckle as he watched Severus Snape fall to the ground. "Did you see that git? He totally spazzed out!" he fell to the ground, about three trees away from Lily, and began rolling around laughing.

"There they are" Remus whispered to Sirius, punching him lightly. Sirius, who was still on the ground, looked over to his right. Bellatrix and Malfoy were walking out of the castle, towards the edeserted grounds, when they noticed Snape.

"What is this?" Bellatrix sneered, kicking the young, unconcious boy.

"It's the work of them. They're here" Malfoy whispered. "Show yourself! Cowards!" he shouted

"Shoot them, now" Remus whispered, pulling his drawstring. "Lucky these have a memory-modifying charm on them. They won't remember a thing" he muttered before releasing the arrow, hitting Malfoy in his pink head.

"Lucius?" Bellatrix asked. "So they are still here." she said to herself, "Oh Sirius, come out and play" she sang.

"Now!" Remus hissed.

"Okay" Sirius said angrily, releasing the taser. "Shoot!" he hissed when the taser missed her completely.

"Didn't you use your aiming charm?" Remus asked

"No, I was under too much pressure" Sirius snapped.

"So, you're over there" Bellatrix sneered. She looked over to the tree they were hiding behind, and smiled sinisterly.

"Do it!" Remus hissed

"Okay!" he said, pulling another taser out. Bellatrix. Hit Bellatrix. He thought before pulling the drawstring. He hit her square in the chest, and as it touched her her body shook rapidly, and she fell to the ground motionless.

"Ha! We got her!" Sirius said, high-fiving Remus. "The best part is, I brought a gift for her" he said, holing up a large, fat, Marks-A-Lot marker.

"We shouldn't" Remus said amusedly

"Oh, but we should" Sirius mused, jumping from behind the tree. "This will be fun" he said, handing his friend another marker.

"Very" Remus agreed, walking over to Malfoy.

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"Where were you guys?" Lily asked about ten minutes later.

"No where" Remus said hastily.

"Yeah, no where. Gosh, could you be any nosier?" Sirius said just as hasty

"I saw Bellatrix and Malfoy" she said.

"About that" Sirius began

"Whatever" she said, sounding angry. They looked at her oddly, which caused her to smile. "It was kinda funny" she giggled.

"C'mon, I'm starving" Sirius said, holding his stomach

"When aren't you?" Lily asked pushing him lightly.

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"There they come" Sirius whispered. Bellatrix, Lucius, and Snape walked into the Great Hall, about twenty minutes later, looking disheveled and shaken up.

"Oh. My. God. No Way!" Lily squealed, looking at the three. Bellatrix had a mustache and glasses, Lucius had acne all over his face, and Snape had I AM A GIT written across his cheeks and nose.

By the looks on their faces, they obviously hadn't looked at their faces. They did look confused, as if they didn't know what had happened.

"Wow" Remus said.

"I know. We do great work, huh?" Sirius chuckled.

"Totally" Lily agreed.

A few students began snickering loudly at the three. The entire Slytherin table was laughing, along with half the Ravenclaws and most of the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs.

Then there was a shriek.

"You reckon she looked into a mirror?" Remus asked

"It was either her or the mirror screaming" Sirius shrugged.

"WHO DID THIS?!" Bellatrix roared.

Sirius chuckled as the Hall fell silent; His bark-like laugh stood alone. Bellatrix stood up and walked over to the Gryffindor table with Snape and Mafloy flanking her. "You" she growled, pointing forward.

"Me?" Sirius asked, feigning innocence.

"Yes you. You....You....You put the fireworks in our packs, you put the hair dye in Lucius's shampoo, all of you! And I will get you Sirius Black. Mark my words" she growled

"I don't know what you're talking about Bellatrix" Lily said, standing up. "Sirius has been with me, and we have been in here. So, you see, we couldn't have done that. And we couldn't have put that hair dye in his shampoo, because we don't know where the Slytherin Common Room is. Besides, where would we get fireworks?" Lily said calmly. She smiled wickedly at them, before sitting down next to Sirius again, who high fived her under the table.

"You may think you're smart, Evans, but we know the truth and we will get you" Bellatrix growled lowly before storming off. "You and you're little dog too!" she added.

"She's the dog" Sirius muttered. "Thanks Lil, you saved my arse" he said, smiling brightly at her.

"No prob" Lily said back.

"I guess that cleared our name, huh?" Remus said.

"Yeah, I guess it did" Lily said. "Pass the beef caserole" she asked.

"Why is there beef caserole anyways? It's lunch, not dinner" Sirius said

Remus shrugged, "Leftovers?" he guessed.

"Why are we talking about casseroles?" Lily asked.

"I dunno know" Sirius shrugged.

"Where's Pete?" Remus asked.

"I don't know. I haven't seen him since...Friday night" Lily said.

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Out on the grounds behind a tree a small, pudgy boy lay on the ground, aparently knocked out. A taserlaser is in his hand, a bow in the other.

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Okay, srry. The last part was totally stupid, I know. IDKY I did it. I guess for kix? LOL, if you noticed, I haven't put in a hint about what the next prank is. Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha *Caoughs violently* Ha-Ha-Ha! LOL, thnx for readin' and pleeze review, or else my pet fish will lose its swim. LOL, that, like, totally doesn't make sense. Even I'm confused!

-Chapter Eighteen-

"Ugh" Sirius groaned,not even opening his eyes. He dragged in passed the two and took a turn behind a wall into a deserted hallway. Sirius stood up on his own and smiled wickedly.

"Genius, dude" the werewolf said to Sirius

"Totally. Where's Lily?" he asked.

"Right here" an elderly voice said. McGonagall walked towards them and smiled. "That was, like, totally perfect!" she squealed.

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