Chapter Eighteen-

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"She's coming!" Remus hissed impatiently.

"Hold on, I have to put the spell on him, so his robes won't stain!" Lily said.

"Forget the robes, what about my hair?" Sirius asked frantically.

"Fine, a full body protection" Lily said before muttering something inaudible and flicking her wrist. Sirius's body glowed white for a second, before smirked, "There. Happy?"

"Ecstatic, now c'mon!" Remus said, taking out a packet of fake blood.

"Do it in lines, to make it look like a sword slashed him!" Lily said frantically as she poured the red dye onto his shirt and arms. Remus splattered it on his legs and the floor. "Okay, that's good" Lily said, taking a final look at him. 'Get on the ground, look passed out!" she ordered.

Sirius fell to the ground, and shut his eyes. "Perfect" Lily breathed before they ran off.

Footsteps could be heard just feet away as Bellatrix walked up to Sirius's body. She cackled madly at it and kicked him. "So, poor little Sirius has been, from the looks of it, hit with the Sectumsempra curse, huh?" she laughed.

"There she is Professor McGonagall" Remus said walking towards Bellatrix, dragging along an elderly-looking woman along with him. "She used the Sectumsempra curse on Sirius, and look at him!"

"Miss Black" McGonagall said, "How could you do such a thing? And to your own cousin too! I don't know what to say. Detention! One month!"

"But I didn't you old bat!" Bellatrix said hopelessly.

"Lupin, take him to Madame Pomfrey, while I deal with Miss Black" she instructed.

"Yes ma'am" Remus said, quivering a bit. He rushed over to Sirius, and pulled him by the arm.

"Ugh" Sirius groaned, not even opening his eyes. He dragged him passed the two and took a turn behind a wall into a deserted hallway. Sirius stood up on his own and smiled wickedly.

"Genius, dude" the werewolf said to Sirius

"Totally. Where's Lily?" he asked.

"Right here" an elderly voice said. McGonagall walked towards them and smiled. "That was, like, totally perfect!" she squealed.

"Nice job, Lily" Remus said.

"Yeah. 'Miss Black! How could you do such a thing! And to your own cousin too!'. " Sirius said, imitating McGonagall's high-pitched, stern voice. "That killed me" he chuckled.

"Yeah, yeah. How long till I'm myself, again?" she asked, her voice changing back to normal.

"It was a really small dose of Polyjuice Potion. So it should wear off soon. You're hair's turning a bit orangey" Remus said.

"Wait." Sirius said.

"What?" Lily asked

"You think as McGonagall you could raise our House's points?" he asked

"Sirius, be serious!" she hissed. "I have to go find a washroom." she said.

"We'll go with you" Remus offered

"Remus, it's the girls' washroom" Lily said, rolling her eyes.

"Oh yeah" Remus said

"See ya later" she said before walking off.

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"Um, yeah. Lily was kind of held up." Sirius said to James about a half an hour later.

"Yeah, she's...With McGonagall." Remus agreed. Why hasn't she come back yet?, he wondered.

"Oh. Well, anyways, it's Monday. I get out in two days" he said proudly.

Just then the door opened and Lily walked through, smiling happily. "Hi James" she said.

"Hi" he said, "Why is there a grey streak in your hair?" he asked confused

"Um," Lily grabbed her hair, and bit her lip. "I was dying my hair, and it was a side-effect" she said uneasily.

"Why would you dye your hair? I like it like that" he said.

"You're such a goof" she giggled, sitting down next to him.

"Young love" Sirius said goofily.

"Shut up" Lily said, rolling her eyes.

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"Okay Lily, we've tasered, firework-ed, stakeout-ed, hair dyed and now faked-out. What's next?" Sirius asked.

"Water Guns." she said, smiling sinisterly.

"So, we're going to splash them with some water?" Remus asked confusedly as they walked the grounds the next day.

"Not just any water" she said, "Have you ever heard of liquid cement?" she asked

"Yeah, why?" Sirius asked.

"Because, Zonko's had this really great new product called Instant Cement, and while I was there I picked up about six packs" she said.

"I see," Remus said, "We load the water guns with the cement, and hit the Gruesome Six! That genius!" he said, high-fiving her.

"Okay, meet me here after the class of the day" she instructed before leaving.

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LOL, okay sorry this is short and kinda bad. I really didn't have any ideas for this chap at all, so it came out...sucky. Kay, pleeze review, or else my ego will be crushed.

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-Chapter Nineteen-

Everyone froze, getting a very dazed expression, before looking at Lily. "What happened?" they asked.

"Um...Why are you asking us when someone covered Bellatrix in cement? I think it was Amos. He had a spackle brush with him earlier" she tipped off, before Regulus and Rudolphus ran off to assist Bellatrix.

"What really happened?" Sirius asked, getting off the ground and walking over to her, "You hit Bella, I hit Rudolph, Reg hit you, I hit all of you' she summed up.

"Oh. What in Merlin's baggy Y-fronts is a spackle brush?" he asked.

"I dunno if it even exists" she shrugged. He chuckled his bark-like, until he looked at the stands.

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