Hey y'all!! I'm ready to type up the third chapter! This is the only story I have actually thought out and written on paper. Ugh... My legs are stiff. My coach makes us run around our whole school. We look so stupid. And I got my phone taken away today. I got it back :)

Disclaimer-I. Own. NOTHING. (I'd put something creative here, but my mind has completely shut off.)

C-Chocolate

Sasuke had never been a big fan of chocolate. To him it was like dating Sakura- disgusting and pointless. He never understood how the concoction could make someone happy.

Unfortunately, Naruto loved chocolate, so Sasuke had to deal with it in the apartment they shared. Everyday, he wonders why he agreed for them to live together, even though he knew the answer. Naruto had needed a shower, after sparring with Sasuke. Said blonde's shower was broken. Once in, he decided to flood the raven's home. Only Naruto was able to get a shampoo bottle stuck in the drain. Sasuke sighed.

Why he loved the idiot, would remain a mystery to him. But deep down he knew. The blonde was obnoxious, annoying, impatient, conceited, and at the same time, he was kind, courageous, funny, and surprisingly smart when he chose to be. He was so many things; even Sasuke couldn't come up with a name for them. It took everything of Sasuke's power not to jump the boy's bones when he walked through the door. Having to share an apartment was enough torture. He'd figured he'd have to endure it.

Anyway, back to the point. Sasuke was currently sitting on his bed, ignoring the calls of Naruto coming from the kitchen.

"OH SASUKE!!!! Come here! I want you to try something!!"

Naruto had been attempting to get Sasuke to eat chocolate for days now. He was about ready to stuff it down his throat.

"No! I refuse to eat that wretched product you call candy. I told you I hated sweets!" Talk about irritating.

"Aww. Come on Sasuke! Please!!?"

The only reason Sasuke couldn't go into the room where Naruto stood was because he knew Naruto would use the famous puppy-dog face against him. Not even the almighty stoic Sasuke could resist that.

"I refuse to try it!"

As Sasuke was re-evaluating the idea of loving the dobe, the used-to-be avenger heard his door being slammed open. He snapped his head up to be looking into the deep blue eyes of a smirking blonde. Sasuke's eye twitched.

"Hidin' from me are ya?" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"No. I'm just tired of you trying to get me to eat that crap."

Naruto pouted. "But it's good…" Having a bad case of karma, Sasuke's eyes widened when he saw Naruto doing The Look™. Sasuke's eyes widened, and found it suddenly hard to look away. Can't. Let. Him. Beat me. He just had to be looking straight ahead. He shut his eyes and quickly turned away.

"Sorry Naruto. It's not going to work this time." The blonde looked down at his feet and sighed.

"Hmm… Oh well. What are you doing?"

Sasuke hesitated for a second. "Sitting here. Trying to be freed of obnoxious blondes. No one specific, but the attempt has failed." Sasuke shrugged.

Naruto gave a small smile. "Well since your all alone, can I join you? I won't be a bother!"

Sasuke shrugged again. "I guess."

Naruto beamed. But for Sasuke's misfortune, he still had the candy bar with him. Oh joy.

Still smiling, Naruto skipped over to where Sasuke sat, and pounced next to him. He unwrapped what he called 'The third greatest thing in the world.' No one would believe the insanity, but ramen…was second. One can only guess what the first is.

Sasuke's eyes casually roamed over to the boy next to him. He noticed that the gooey substance Naruto was once eating was now melted all over his fingers. Then he saw Naruto smile evilly. Uh oh.

Naruto looked over to Sasuke, smiled innocently, and then wiped a chocolaty finger down Sasuke's cheek. Naruto smiled, whilst Sasuke glared using The Uchiha Glare™. The blonde stuck out his tongue in a very mature manner. "Heehee."

Sasuke's eye twitched. Again. "Get it off." Naruto's smile brightened, if that was humanly possible. "As you wish, princess." Sasuke thought it was wise to ignore the comment.

Naruto got closer, until they were inches apart. Then Sasuke felt something wet and warm run over his cheek. Naruto had licked it off. Once the blonde pulled away, he was pulled back in, his lips being crushed with Sasuke's. Naruto melted into the kiss faster than the chocolate melted into his hands. The Uchiha ran his tongue along Naruto's lip, tasting the sweetness of the candy he had eaten not five minutes earlier. Then he pulled away.

Needless to say, Sasuke liked chocolate now. It too was one of his favorite things, after Naruto, and Naruto's lips. As long as the kitsune got to taste it first.

End.

Eh. I could've done better. My day got worse in Language Arts today. My teacher changed the seating charts. First I was sitting where I wanted, which was next to my other nerd friend. Then the teacher switched me next to possibly the most annoying guy in my life. Seriously. He's worse than my science partner. It'll be a mystery to me, but he only chooses to annoy me. No one else. I bruised his shin the other day. He shut my locker. :) YAY FOR VIOLENCE!!!!

Anywho, I hope you enjoyed it, blah blah blah. Please review. PLEASE!! I'm begging you!!! *gets down on knees*

Ideas are welcome!! Now back to the wonderful world of Social Studies homework *superhero theme music*

Until next time,

Maddie :P