FINALLY!! I'm updating this! While I'm writing, I'm listening to Animals by Nickelback. Heehee. Fits the theme, I guess. I dunno. Whatever.
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I-Icing
So there he was, Sasuke Uchiha, in the midst of Naruto Uzumaki…baking a cake. The normal person would be all, "Ah, it's no big deal." But if you knew Naruto as well as Sasuke did... let's just say knowing would be a lot better.
Now Sasuke, being the "genius" he was, agreed with helping Naruto bake a cake, for what ever reason. Usually, if Sasuke was assisting Naruto, or even within spitting distance of the hyperactive blonde, something bad usually happened. This time was no different.
SO yes, Sasuke Uchiha, the number one cake assistant in Konoha, was currently standing at the door, eyes wide and jaw on the floor…
Why, you ask?
The reason for the raven's discomposure was simply because of the catastrophe that was Naruto's kitchen. Flour was everywhere, eggs were on the ceiling and pots and pans were scattered about the room. How everything got the way it was will remain a mystery to mankind.
"So…you needed help?" Sasuke asked dumbly. Naruto saw the Uchiha and his grin got wider. "SASUKE! No I really don't need help. I just wanted to see you! But since you're here, you can help!"
Sasuke just couldn't refuse.
Somewhere, some time during the making process of the cake, the simple-ness of baking a cake turned into a full-blown battle, starting when Naruto blew a handful of white flour into Sasuke's hair…Sasuke's black hair. To Naruto, his hair resembled a black duck with white specks everywhere. Naruto laughed. Sasuke glared. The blonde took off, running around his not-so-big apartment. Needless to say, Sasuke chased him…with an egg in each hand, and surprisingly a smile on his face. Naruto turned around, saw the smile, and being the grace he is, tripped and fell.
This gave Sasuke and advantage. Once Naruto hit the floor, (rather hard) Sasuke took the chance to be panther-like and pounce on him as if he were prey, dropping the forgotten eggs.
So there they were, Sasuke straddling Naruto in a very suggestive manner, with the blonde grinning like an idiot. I wonder if I can make him blush…That'd be a sight! Naruto smirked. "You know…You should smile more often. You have a really pretty smile." Naruto's wish was granted. The ever-stoic Uchiha, did in fact, blush. What a sight!
While Sasuke wasn't paying attention, Naruto spotted a tub of white icing. (I'm sure you know where this is going) Nonchalantly, he stuck his index finger in the creamy substance (A/N: *perverted giggle*), and wiped it on Sasuke's cheek. The cute blush changed into a frightening glare. "Off. NOW!" Naruto smirked…again. He leaned up, gladly obliging and proceeded to lick the icing off of Sasuke's cheek. Naruto leaned in and whispered-
"I'll lick your icing any day."
…
They were very busy that night…
END.
That was 'I'. Hope you enjoyed it!
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Maddie