Alrighty people. If y'all could read my mind, you'd be hearing "How the hell am I going to fit NaruSasu into this?" Well…I'm not sure. So I'm just going to have to wing it. Heh. This will end in disaster…Thanks again to catypie ^_^ Please check out her stories. They are amazing. She's a great write ^-^

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Q-Queso

"Uh…Naruto? What exactly is this?" Sasuke Uchiha asked as he poked the orange-ish blob on his plate. Sasuke took caution before eating it, not actually knowing if it was edible or not. It certainly didn't look it.

"You mean you don't know what it is?" Naruto looked disbelieving.

"Dobe, if I didn't know, I wouldn't have asked. Now what the hell is this?" Naruto sighed, the smiled.

"It queso!"

"What-so?" Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. Naruto chuckled.

"No. Que-so. Spanish cheese." Naruto grinned broadly. Sasuke groaned.

"Is there any particular reason as to why it is in front of me?"

"Well I'm not sure what you do with Spanish cheese, but most people eat it. You always have been somewhat strange though…" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Dobe. I don't eat things that might eat me first. And this is clearly one of those things." The blonde just laughed.

"Trust me. It's safe," He said, as he took a bite. Sasuke just looked at the concoction with fear.

"Um…I'm not all that hungry…" Sasuke looked sickened.

"Come one Sasuke. Please just try it. One bite isn't gonna hurt you. If it does, I'll take care of you." The blonde smiled at the Uchiha's blush, and at his disgusted face.

"No. I'm good." Naruto frowned.

"Please Sasuke-teme?" Naruto pouted.

It still didn't work. The blonde got closer.

"Please?" Sasuke didn't budge. Naruto was getting very agitated. He thought of a way that would get Sasuke to taste it.

But he couldn't come up with anything. He decided to go to 'Plan B', which was really 'Plan A', considering the fact that there was no real 'Plan A' in the first place, thus making 'Plan B', 'Plan A'.

"Please?" He got closer.

"No."

"Please?" Closer.

"N-no."

"Please….Sasuke-teme." Their lips were almost touching.

"…"

Their lips touched for the briefest of seconds.

"Please," whispered Naruto.

"…Fine. But if I die, I'll have Kakashi sue."

"Fair enough. Just eat it."

Very slowly, Sasuke picked up his fork and cut a little piece off. Cautiously, he brought it up to his mouth and placed it in. He chewed.

"Well?"

"…"

Spanish cheese. You gotta love it.

End.

How I managed that, I do not know.

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Maddie