Well this was fun to write.

This is the result of listening to the song Lollipop Luxary by Jeffree Star, more than I should. It's a great song, but it's been stuck in my head for two days... See I had originally written up to the "Let's just spar" part then stopped. That was two days before I heard the song...So..yeah...

Disclaimer: I don't own shit.

S-Shirt

"Dobe. Please put on a shirt." Sasuke had a hard time looking away at the blonde in front of him. He and Naruto were supposed to be training, which was kind of hard to do when there was a pleasant distraction in front of him.

"But why teme? It's so freaking hot out here! I'm gonna die!" He always was the dramatic type. Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Dobe. I'm serious. Put on a shirt." Naruto smiled.

"Am I...Distracting you?" Naruto wiggled his eyebrows in a suggestive manner. Sasuke blushed and turned his head to the side.

"N-No. It's just...not safe...?" Naruto chuckled at Sasuke's embarrassed state.

"Not safe? I've been through so much shit you would not believe! Training isn't gonna hurt me. and even if it does, I heal quickly remember?" Sasuke couldn't think of a reply. Partly because of the blond's very toned chest, and partly because he just didn't have anything to say.

"F-Fine. Whatever. Let's just spar." Naruto nodded and put himself in a ready position. Sasuke did the same, but he seemed more unstable than the blond in front of him. Sasuke gave him a sign that he could start the sparring match, and Naruto ran forward. Sasuke got distracted, thus leaving an opening for Naruto to kick him in the face.

"Sasuke! You let your guard down!" KICK. Sasuke put his hand over his mouth, falling backwards, licking his lips and tasting blood. Naruto walked over to him.

"Sasuke. I think you're distracted." Sasuke looked away.

"Psh. No..." His eyes got shifty. Naruto just chuckled and dropped to his knees.

"I think you are. Oh and Sasuke?" Sasuke "hmm"-ed in response.

"You have some blood, right..." Naruto licked Sasuke's bottom lip, "...here." Sasuke's eyes got wide, as Naruto pulled back. The raven was sure Naruto could hear his heart beating. Naruto leaned in closer, his hot breath on Sasuke's face.

"Still distracted?" He whispered. Sasuke just nodded, his eyes slowly closing. After .5 seconds of complete impatience, their lips finally touched.

You see, Naruto was never one to really "take things slow," so it shouldn't have been surprising when he shoved his tongue down Sasuke's throat. Okay..maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration.

...Okay...Maybe not.

Sasuke's eyes widened as he felt the wet muscle slide against his own. He moaned in pleasure at the...er...pleasurable feeling. Sasuke tangled his hands in Naruto's hair, while Naruto wrapped his arms around the other boy's waist. Naruto slowly climbed on top of Sasuke (who was currently on his back on the ground), one leg on either side, straddling him. When air became an issue, Naruto moved on to Sasuke's neck, somehow removing the Uchiha's shirt in the process. He ran his tongue down the raven's neck and collar bone. He stopped at the side of Sasuke's neck, sucking on the sensitive skin of the curse mark. Sasuke's small gasps turned into loud moans. His ran his fingers across Naruto's tanned back, digging his fingers into the skin of Naruto's back, leaving small traces of Sasuke-nail-prints. He arched his back so Naruto could get a better positioning of Sasuke's neck. The moaning from the boy under him made Naruto even more horny than before. He ground his hips with Sasuke's, causing them both to cry out in pleasure. Sasuke's heavy breathing and moaning was enough for anyone to go on a sex frenzy. Sasuke lost all strength from his arms and smacked them beside him, latching onto the grass, gasping from the event taking place. Who knew getting molested by Naruto would feel so good? Sasuke didn't have time to think as the said blonde reattached himself onto Sasuke's lips, sucking on his bottom lip. Guess what? Sasuke's moaning made Naruto...uh...get "happier," which made Sasuke "happy" from Naruto's "happiness."

...Aww fuck it. Naruto rubbed both of their erections together, once again, making them both gasp at the new sensation. Then, Naruto couldn't take it anymore.

(Some hours later)

Naruto and Sasuke were finished..."training," with their hair all fuzzed up and lips swollen. They came near Sakura and Ino, waving hello, and continuing to walk. Sakura turned to Ino, with a look up suspicion.

"Why was Sasuke limping?"

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...'Nuff said.