AN- I really can't bring myself around to ever writing this, can I? But I've got no excuse not to work on it today. I'm sick and nobody is on facebook chat! The "Ontario Management Finance Group" bit wasn't that hard, really, I just googled OMFG. Oh, this chapter was a fun one to write. Trying to protect readers' innocence can be so amusing.
"Draco!" I shouted. "What do you think you're doing?"
He didn't answer, but he walked into the Forbidden Forest. I followed him, curious.
"What the fudging hell?" I asked.
"Ivory," he said.
"What?" I snapped back.
Draco leaned in extra close (since regular closeness is boring) and I looked into his gray eyes. I noticed that he had colored contacts with the words "so much depressing sorrow and evilness." I found this amusing, and suddenly I wasn't mad anymore.
And then Draco kissed me passionately. He climbed on top of me and we started to make out against a tree. He took off my top and I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra. Then he put his thingy (shoe) into my you-know-what (cardboard box) and we did it (putting his shoe into my cardboard box) for the first time.
(AN- Yay for putting shoes in cardboard boxes while in the nuddy-pants! :D)
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. (AN- I always get orgasms when putting shoes in cardboard boxes while I am in the nude, don't you?) We started to kiss everywhere and my body began to get all warm. And then…
"What the hell are you doing, you mother fuckers!?"
It was Dumbledore!
AN- Don't you goffs dare give me good reviews for this.