Yeah so..this one took me about twenty minutes to write. I was bored at my grandma's house so I decided to write this. Yes. I know it's short. Deal with it.

Disclaimer: Why do I even bother with these?

T-Thud

THUD! Bang!! Heavy breathing.

All eyes turned to the bedroom door. At the moment, all of our favorite ninjas (except for Sakura, because no one likes her) were wide-eyed, staring at the door to the bedroom.

Well...Excluding Naruto and Sasuke. They were the ones in the room that no one dared go into.

"N-Naruto...! It...It hurts! Get it out!" Thud.

"I'm trying! It's stuck!" Bang.

No no dear children. That bang was Hinata's head making very hard contact with the floor.

"What...What are they doing? Sakura looked ready to pass out.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it sounds troublesome." Shikamaru sighed. He knew it was going to happen sooner or later…

And he would have preferred later. Or at least when he wasn't in the room. Damn teenage hormones.

"Na...Naru...try harder...uhnnnnn!"

Ah. Moaning. Wonderful.

"I'm out." Kiba has left the building!

"Quit pushing so hard dobe!"

"S-sorry."

More moaing was heard from the room. Along with the squeakiness of the bed. Damn those squeaky beds! Forget the squeaking. Listen to the moaning!

Ohh shit there goes Sakura. Wait...That's a good thing! YAY!

Okay back to the plot.

So far, Sakura was in a coma on the table, Kiba was somewhere else, Hinata was passed out face first on the floor, Shikamaru was complaining, Ino was listening intently to Naruto and Sasuke, who were doing God knows what in the closet.

Bedroom plus moaning plus squeaky bed equals a very likely oucome.

All the fangirls in the house SCREAM!!!!!

"Ino if you lose anymore blood, you're gonna die." Before she could speak, she was interrupted by Sasuke.

"N-Naruto! Dammit...be gentle! Th-this has never happened to me before!"

"Then aren't you glad it's being done to you by your best friend?"

"I...I gue-uhnnnn..."

Shikamaru was getting tired of this.

"I'm leaving." And...he's gone.

"Ouch! Naruto you're too hard!" A loud gasp was heard, courtesy of the usually stoic Uchiha.

And there goes Ino, passed out on the floor.

"Well sorry for being so rough, but at least we got the splinter out of your back!"

End.

I'll leave it to your imagination as to how the splinter got in his back in the first place...

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