Dumbledore made Draco and me follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
You ludicrous fools! he shouted.
Ludacris? Like, that singer?
Dumbledore put a hand to his head.
I started to cry tears down my face. (AN- this makes me wonder what the hell was wrong with Tara Gilesbie. As opposed to crying tears down her face?) Draco comforted me. When we got back to the castle, Dumbledore took us to Snap and McGonagoalie. They were very angry.
Have you taken up a career as a soccer player? I asked our Transfiguration professor.
Dumbledore ignored this and shouted, They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!
Why would you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces? asked the goalie.
Gosh, people came up with such creative insults nowadays. I started to say that we weren t having sex, he was putting his shoe in my cardboard box while we were in the nude, but Snape interrupted me. How dare you?
Because I love her! Draco shrieked.
Everyone went quiet. Dumbledore and McGonagoalie looked mad still, but Snappy said, Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.
Draco and I went while the teachers glared at us.
Are you okay, Ivory? he asked me.
Yeah, I guess, I lied. I went to the girls dorm room and brushed my teeth and hair and changed into a green pair of short-shorts and a brown and purple tank top. I put on silver ballet flats. When I came out, Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and started to sing Burnin Up by the Jonas Brothers. I was so flattered, even though he wasn t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said good night, and he reluctantly went back to his room.
AN- I really should stick Ebooby in here somewhere, shouldn t I? :D