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The next day I woke up in my bed (As opposed to…?). I put on a jean miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red hearts all over it and silvery flats. I put a pair of diamond earrings in my ears. (Well that's odd, I usually put my earrings in my purse.) I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Cheerios with milk instead of blood because I am a regular person. Suddenly, someone bumped into me. All the milk spilled over my top.
"Oh, no!" I shouted, because you shouldn't be calling people bastards if they just accidentally spilt milk on you.
I was glad I didn't shout "bastard!" because I was looking into the pale white face of a preppy boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He had glasses because that's canon, and he wasn't wearing contact lenses just like Draco's and there was a scar on his forehead still. He had a girly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy Ukrainian accent. He looked exactly like Daniel Radcliffe. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one, you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. (AN: Yes, Tara, you usually are questioning something when you type a question mark. Gold star!)
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Harry these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because that's my first name." he giggled.
"Well, I am not a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
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