AN- Ok, I'm suuuuuuuuuuper sorry I didn't write sooner! I had two ideas about how this could go, and it took me a while to figure out how it should play out. There will be a happy ending, you just have to bear with me ;D. Ok, without further ado, I give you my story!
First off Disclaimer- I do not own Bones, although if I was a millionaire I would buy it.
Angela's face broke into an ear to ear smile. Her eyes began to glow, and then a mischievous look overtook the one of pure joy on her face.
"Angela…….what are you thinking?" Brennan looked scared, and for good reason, when Angela had that look on her face you better be running in the opposite direction. And all that was going through Brennan's head was all the ideas that Angela had about Booth and her, most of which involved getting dressed in a skimpy red dress, getting drunk and having sex. Brennan knew that something bad was about to come out of Angela's mouth.
"What do you think I'm thinking of?" Angela said, a tad bit indignant.
"Well………..you tend to have very extreme plans when it comes to Booth and I." Brennan said uncomfortably. She didn't know if Angela was faking her indignation or if it was genuine.
"Sweetie, this is not extreme. I just have a foolproof plan to get you and Booth to get together." Well, Angela thought, half of it wasn't extreme. The other half……well…..it would still get Booth and Brennan together, and that's all that mattered.
"What are you thinking?" Brennan repeated.
"Well, I was thinking that I would dress you up, all sexy and you would have dinner at my place."
"What does that have to do with getting Booth?" Brennan asked. She was confused, this plan seemed pretty tame. Dressing up sexy wasn't exactly anything extreme. However she didn't know that Angela's definition was something very different than her own.
"You didn't let me finish! I would then invite Booth over to my house to talk about what happened, the same night you would be having dinner at my house."
"So……."
"Well Booth won't know that you're at my house! I'll leave and let you two have a very romantic dinner together where you guys will confess your undying love for each other than have hot and passionate sex!" Angela was rambling, thinking of all the naughty things that she wanted Booth to do to Brennan.
"ANGELA! I am not having sex with Booth in your apartment!" Brennan yelled, oblivious to her word choice.
"So you would have sex with Booth in his or your apartment?" Angela asked, a sly smile creeping across her face.
"Yes, no wait no, wait I don't know!" Brennan looked flustered, like she'd rather be anywhere other than under Angela's super powerful microscope. She now understood what Sweets meant about word choice.
"Aw, sweetie you do. But I won't tell Booth that, you can just show him." Angela said with a wink.
"Now, rest up sweetie, I'll be back for you tomorrow morning to go shopping for your sexy dress."
And without another word, Angela left Brennan's apartment, leaving a dumbfounded Brennan standing in the middle of her living room.
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