The characters in this story do not belong to me .Sadly I shall be making no money on this either .I hope this story amuses and delights you even if it is short .

Most of the people portrayed in this story belong to J k Rowling .Thanks for reading.

HARRY' S REVENGE

Harry was fuming .He had saved the stone he had saved the schools reputation and still he was being punished and sent back to the Dursly's .

How was life fair or even how was his life breaking even .Well if they wanted to ruin his life sod them he would return the favour .

He sat down and started to plan .His inner Slytherin started to work and all the years off the Dursly's suddenly started to pay of in an unexpected way .

Harry snuck down the stairs and went into his old bedroom (commonly known as a broom closet ) .He grabbed his trunk and his broom ,put his invisibility cloak on and left number 4 privet drive for the last time .

The Headmaster was not happy his little toys were waking him up things spinning whining and some even snorted smoke .All this and the after the little sods have left school party had given him a migraine .He took a dreamless sleep potion and went off to slumber land his last semi conscious thought was "why are the wards down on Harry's house?"

Harry had with very little trouble found a place to sleep .All he needed to do was go to the local park and kip down in one of the children's fun houses. When he woke up he had a little problem . Money .All he had on him was a few Galleon's left over from school. He Smiled Galleon's were made of gold and so were old Dubloons or something. All he could remember was hearing on the news once that some farmer had found some in a field .

He got ready and made his way to the town centre. After a bit of wondering around and asking a few people he found a jewellers and went inside he asked if they brought old coins but they didn't. They could however point him in the direction of a pawn broker who might and another jeweller who would .So of he went and soon found the shop he was looking for the jewellers was closer so he tried them first he had no trouble pretending a galleon he had on him was one he had found in a field and changed it to pounds. It was amusing to watch the jeweller trying to be subtle .With questions like "and you was camping in what field ? " With pounds in his pocket and food in his belly he went onto phase two of his plan .(which he had cunningly called "the stick it to them plan " yes he knew he shouldn't watch Blackadder but it was so funny ).

Next Diagon alley .He had only been once and was stumped then he remembered a second year talking about how they had hurt their head on the nightbus .All he had to do was remember how they said it was summoned .He rose his hand in triumph "yes " he smiled and found a small deserted car park and stuck out his wand .A load "BANG" and a strange triple decker bus was in front of him .

Stan got off the Nightbus and started his speech "Welcome to the "and stopped as Harry spoke "hum I wonder do you go to Diagon alley " .

Stan looked at the scrawny kid in front off him and smiled "we do " .The boy smiled "this is so cool " and held out his hand and smiled "Harry Potter nice to meet you " .Stan smiled and was about to say something when he saw the scar the world famous scar. He moved to one side and started to list the prices Harry smiled and "How much to ride around for a while as I not in a hurry and would love to see other places first .Oh I would also like the hot chocolate ".

Stan was stunned "how long do you want to ride around for ?" .

Harry thought for a while then smiled "well about till 10 am if that's okay .You seem to have such an interesting job .If you have time could you tell me more about it please ?"

That was it for Stan he smiled said 3 galleons found Harry the most clean and comfy chair got him the biggest mug of hot chocolate he could and as after two stops Harry was the only one on board he sat next to him and happily told him all about the Nightbus .

At first Harry had only said it to be kind to Stan as he looked a bit simple but he soon realised he had hit on a goldmine and decided to incorporate it into his master plan .

Harry got off at the leaky cauldron said hi to Tom and went into the alley .

Harry's first stop was the bank .He went up to a Goblin teller "hi I would like to go to my vault and would also like to speak to someone about my banking investments and such " he handed over his key and the Goblin looked at it .

"Not a problem Mr--- " harry held up his hand and stopped the Goblin from going on .

"What happens in the bank stays in the bank if that's the case how will telling every one I am here let my present whereabouts stay in the bank " .The Goblin looked at him nodded and called for a Goblin to take him down to his vault .

On the way down Harry innocently asked about {the break- in} he had read about .The Goblin looked daggers at him "we never caught them but when we do …." he grinned showing all his teeth .Harry smiled .

"Is there a reward for information and such ?" .

The Goblins whole attitude changed and he looked feral ."If you know something about it you had better say something ". Harry laughed and lifted his hair up.

"I defeated wankermort do you really think you scare me ? " .he looked the Goblin in the eye and said "now about these rewards how do you go about claiming them ?".

The Goblin took a breadth and told him about forms and such like also saying if Mr Potter liked he could get said forms while Mr Potter sorted out his vault .Harry agreed this would be best as he was going to see his account manager in a while ,any way .

The Goblin went to get some forms and Harry looked at his gold and asked himself the hundred Galleon question: "why the hell had he not took more when he first came here ? He could have had clothes he could have had one them cool multi compartment trunks, he could got all sorts of cool stuff stuck it into his trunk and when he went back to the Dursley's, he would have had food to spare stored in it .A quick "this is a magic trunk with magic protection on it and if you touch it you will die a horrible death " would have kept his family—er ,{the tossers} he lived with away from it .Now he needed to know what he had and what he didn't have also were the hell was his parents wills ?".

The Goblin guard ran to his superior and told him what Mr Potter had hinted at and what Mr Potter had said .The sarcasm when he said the "Mr" part could have been parted with a knife. How he hated wizards and their attitude .His superior was no better but the Potters were well-liked, and this one was famous as well as popular so he decided to get in touch with the Potters accountant .

Harry sat amongst his Gold and laughed at his image of Vernon when he found out Harry had more than enough Gold to buy his House and his works company and then just laid back and relaxed in the coins .

20 minutes later he got up and with money in his pocket left the vault .The Goblin was already there and handed him a few forms .Harry raised his brow as he read some of the questions .Looked at the Goblin and smiled this time showing all his teeth "I see so this form is mainly threats against me if I fail to disclose what I know . Question one: do you know what happens to people who do not give us information we require?". He looked the goblin in the eyes and pulled out a pen "yes they withdraw all their money ,tell the papers how rubbish Goblin banking and standards are and move to a non- magical bank .Lets see he carried on,"question two . Do you know how many wizards it takes to fill a Dragons belly if they do not come forward with information pertaining to the bank?" Harry smiled again and lifted his pen "fewer than it takes with Goblins who have failed to protect their customers' money and rights ."

The Goblin was not happy this wizard was not cowed by the forms and was not intimidated like others as each threat was answered the answers did not make the Goblin feel any better .With the last question done Harry looked at the Goblin and casually stated he was ready to see his account manager .

The accounts manager was not happy as he read the form in front of him .The way the Pinkskin smiled was not good either he could have sworn this Pinkskin was part Goblin .Harry smiled and watched the Goblin in front of him .

"OK "Harry said "first would you explain why I never have received a bank statement?.You then can explain why I have never be told of what's in my parents will .We shall follow that up with what ever Questions my parents' will brings up ." The Goblin suddenly looked worried "Oh", harry went on, after the will and question time we shall have a discussion on why there seems to be less money in my vault than when I first came here ,and yet I have not given anyone permission in all my 11- nearly 12 years to ever remove one Knut from my vault or any other property I own ".

Now the Goblin was worried ,and the answers on the document in front of him made more sense. Sadly he knew"THE BOY WHO LIVED ", was more popular than the Goblins , so the basic answer was {they were in it up to their necks.}

He opened the Potters' will and blanched. "Hum ,Mr Potter could you tell em er were you live ?"

Harry smiled "I am of no fixed abode as my aunt at number 4 privet drive kicked me out " Harry's feral grin returned "I am hoping to move to my parents house and hire myself some help... .Why ?"

Now the Goblin looked at the form in front off him and kissed his easy life and maybe his whole life away .

"Mr Potter it seems that a certain Mr Sirius Black is your legal Guardian and it seems that a certain Mr Peter Pettigrew was your parents secret Keeper , it also would appear as your legal guardian is currently being illegally held in prison after he had no trial or was never questioned under truth serum ."

Harry sat bolt upright at this and looked the Goblin in the face "who was supposed to see my parents will was read and followed through with? and where are they now ?" .

The Goblin squirmed "umm, it was my father and a Mr Albus Dumbledore "

Harry cracked his knuckles and smiled he lifted up a page they had asked him to fill out .

He smiled "Question 29 what will you do when we freeze all money for not being honest with the bank and helping us with our inquiry's? I shall be as honest as you are and I shall be more than happy to go to a muggle bank and the newspapers with any and all information. I shall also be more than happy to see all the goblins involved in any cover-up fed to a bloody big hungry dragon ." He looked at the Goblin in front off him smiled and said in a sweet innocent kiddy voice :"Hows your Daddy taste? .Oops ,I mean how is your Daddy's health ? Are the Blacks important to your banking ?" Still smiling he went on :"yes a think a visit to the police will be in order as well as to the press and the Aurors."

The Goblin sat there and very nearly filled his pants .

Thanks to reviewers that pointed out errors to me

Who knew that you couldn't have a whole sentence as one word .So thanks for the hard work and believe me if you knew how bad my spelling and grammar are you would know it hard work.