You asked for it, and now you have it. Some more pervy writings from your favorite pervy writer.
Disclaimer: Still don't own Fruits Basket, but if I did, these would all be actual scenes.
"We're home!" Tohru sang out, opening the door for Kyo and Yuki.
Silence.
Tohru looked around, confused.
"Did Shigure go out on an errand or something?" Kyo grumbled, kicking off his shoes. Damn school, making him learn stuff.
Then they all heard a thumping noise.
"What's that, do you think?" Tohru wondered out loud, and headed towards the noise.
Yuki and Kyo looked at each other and followed quickly after her.
They all stopped outside Shigure's bedroom.
Thump.
"God Ayame, seriously. I told you where to put it. Just put it there already!"
"Oh ho ho, my dear Shigure, I am trying! It's just such a tight squeeze."
Thump.
"Geez, could you do it any harder?"
"If you wish it, I shall grant it!"
THUMP.
THUMP.
"Okay there we go, that should be good-"
THUMP!
"Ayame! We're done! You need to stop!"
"Ah, but now it's out of place. This is really hard."
"Well, we'll just have to put it in again."
Thump.
Yuki and Kyo were looking at the door with sheer looks of horror on their faces.
Tohru, who apparently hasn't had sex ed in all her years as a teenager, was just standing there. Blissfully ignorant.
The door opened.
Shigure was standing there, fully clothed, with Ayame behind him.
"Ah, children! You are back from your wonderful fun-filled day at school! Care to see my new couch? Honestly, it took forever getting it into that corner."
You knew Shigure and Ayame had to appear. Poor Yuki and Kyo, I'm abusing them so much. Well, poor Kyo anyway.