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Harry's Happy revenge chapter two
The Goblin trembled his dad had messed up big time and now .He fainted as all the repercussions hit him .
Harry sat there and laughed it looked like the Blacks were important and he knew it was time to be as Snape said so many many times "an attention seeking brat."He calmly opened a tin of drink and waited for the Goblin to come round. He however did not miss the opportunity to have a quick look at the papers on the Goblins desk. What he found did not make him feel very happy at all or very kindly disposed towards Goblins Dumbledore or the ministry.
The Goblin come round he shook his head trying to clear it it was impossible no a bad situation had been made worse.
Mr Potter was being kicked by several Goblins who were screaming about attacking and knocking out a bank employee. As the Goblin roused himself he shouted for them to stop but they had their blood up and didn't. He rose unsteady to his feet and dragged some of the Goblins of Mr Potter .
Harry sat up when the kicking had stopped and tried to smile the missing teeth swollen eyes and broken nose did not make this easy ."Oh boy! am I going to sue the shit out you lot?" He staggered out the room and into the foyer. Leaning heavy on the walls and door for support.
The Goblin sat down and hoped some of his clan might live but he really really doubted it ."Why, why, why ,did you just beat the hell out of Harry Potter, heir to the Potter and Black estates .Lord of Gryfindor estates part owner of Hogwarts and a member of the Wizengamot?"
" The Goblins looked stunned "hum, he attacked you and when we brought tea in, we saw you unconscious and, " the Goblin, held up his hand" I fainted after realising the bank owes Mr Potter millions of galleons and on top off that, we had just threatened him before finding out who we were threatening. Now you have just beat up.....oh god ,oh god ." They knew it was bad ,but when he showed them what Mr potter had just been reading to him (the press, Auror, and the police comment ),they knew the clans involved were dead .
Harry staggered out the bank drawing many looks and headed over to the nearest copper {Auror} and practically collapsed at their feet. He just said "Goblins beat me up in bank " and flashed his scar as he passed out.
Sadly the Auror {copper}was one of fudge's pets so went running to him first. When asked if The- Boy-Who-Lived was Okay in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Ailments and Injuries,the Auror blanched and confessed he had forgotten and left him in the waiting room .
Fudge replied "okay best get back to St Mungo's and make sure he seen and you are seen with him. Just say you rushed to inform me about the incident if they ask why you left him alone."
The Auror blanched "no, no I I left him in your waiting room."
Harry came round and realised he was not in a hospital. He got up and staggered away .{Screw the Wizarding world } he thought to himself. If this was how he was treated ,then he was going to do the same back .He staggered off into London and to get a cab to the nearest Hospital .Several hours in Hospital and having stitches and several injections done he left not a happy person but a much wiser one.
He didn't know about the search for him and if he had ,he probably wouldn't have cared .He found a nice little Café and sat down with pot of tea . He got hold of a pen and bit of paper and decided to write down his priority's were .
1/ get Sirius out jail .
2/ get Dursleys into jail .
3/ get Dumbledore back and maybe into jail .
4 / get clothes ,house and food sorted out in both magical and non -magical worlds
5 / get the Goblins in as much crap as he could .
6 / screw over the Auror's and magical government out off every thing he could and make sure public booted the one responsible out of office and into jail.
7/ find out about who and what he could get out off this with publicity and make sure Draco and Snape suffered .
Rufus Scimgeour was not happy. An Auror had ran to the minister ,and left a injured Harry Potter in a waiting room at the ministry then had failed to report what had happened and how Mr. Potter came to be injured .On top of that Harry had vanished .The young Auror in front of him stood tall but was not so proud .
"He came up to me and he said the Goblins had beat him up I thought {as he famous I should tell the minister at once} I know it was a mistake bu"
Rufus held up a hand stopping him "And forgot to file a report ,take him to St Mungo's, or see if there were any witnesses ," Finished his boss ."Badge, cloak .Your on probation when you get back .If you get back .Disciplinary Hearing will be as soon as I can arrange it. I just hope Mr Potter didn't have internal injury's because if he did you will face a man slaughter charge of a Wizarding Hero ." As he said that it hit the Auror just how much his butt- kissing might have cost him .If he was lucky he would get kissed by a Dementor ,if not Azkaban and Dementors for the rest of his natural life.
He fainted.
Rufus looked at him and just shook his head .Then he realised what this meant for him and his aspirations of becoming minister of magic . His secretary came in and found both men unconscious and called for a medic .
Cornelius Oswald Fudge was to stupid to faint if he had ,it might have saved his job ,or at least kept himself from getting hurt so much, but as it was ,he decided to call Lucius Malfoy .
Lucius Malfoy sat and listened in rapture as he planned on becoming the new minister of magic. A ll he needed to do was give Fudge a few bad ideas and then sort the mess out with his wealth ; he knew the Goblins would listen to him .He smiled ."Cornelius, my friend ,I am so glad you came to me with this. I think you should floo over and we can talk about how to make the most of this terrible situation ".
Cornelius couldn't help but think Lucius had an almost shark- like smile .Sniggering to himself, he thought, " Lucius is most probably working out how to make Rufus and Albus look incompetent and my be put a foot into politics ." It would amaze him he was nearly right but then again a broken watch is right twice a day .
The first Dumbledore knew anything was wrong was when a happy looking Fudge made him a fire call ."It's terrible ,Albus the Wizarding hero treated so poorly what shall we do ?"
Albus tried to look innocent he knew Harry had a rubbish home life and had to change the memory's of a couple of social workers, but he had hoped the Wizarding world would never find out about that.
As they were speaking at cross purposes the advice the gave and received was not the best . Albus thinking of Harry's illegal housing arrangements and the minister speaking of the Goblin bank incident.
Albus looked at minister Fudge "I think it best if you come through Minister "
.Fudge smiled "I have Rufus with me; as head of the Auror's, I thought he should be involved ".
Dumbledore smiled outwardly and cursed his luck "Of course ,please, both of you come through. I shall call for some tea and cake " .He stepped back and called for a house elf and ordered some tea and cake as the fire burnt bright green and Fudge and Scimgeour stepped out of the fire and into his office. Both took time to clean the ash of themselves.
Harry had an idea: to fight evil, sometimes you needed evil ,and he was against the Goblins who beat him up for no reason, Dumbledore who sent him to hell, the Auror who dumped him in a ministry waiting room and never took him to a Hospital ,and the incompetent ministry who had illegally imprisoned his legal guardian ,thereby sentencing him to hell on privet drive .So he rubbed his forehead had another sandwich and headed back to the magical world .or at least to the leaky cauldron .
Fudge was ranting and after years of it, Dumbledore stopped listening after a couple of minutes . He decided to cut his loses, apply for guardianship of Harry, and have him live at the castle ."Well minister ,I think the only thing to do is arrest them responsible and make sure Harry is well, after being looked after by some medical personnel. "
Rufus sat there dumbfounded arrest the Goblins? Did Dumbledore want a rebellion? He couldn't believe what he was hearing .
"Then," Dumbledore went on, "after Harry has recovered ,I think he should get a better guardian. maybe he could stay here for a while; Poppy is familiar with him and he knows the school." He smiled and offered a lemon drop .
The Minister and head Auror looked at each other, thanked him for his advice and left .As soon as they got to the Ministers office they looked at each other ," the Minister
started, "but does he really think I am so stupid as to ask you to arrest goblins without knowing the full story?"
Rufus looked at the Minister and shook his head ."Does he think I am so stupid as to follow such a stupid idea .Maybe it is time we studied how many hats he should wear, as I am beginning to think his age is getting to him ." They nodded to each other and Rufus left. Leaving a confused and somewhat happy Fudge behind after all Dumbledore could never become minister after this incident.
Meanwhile, the Goblins were in a bit of a pickle because they knew they had failed to protect not one but two heads of noble houses who also were two members of the Wizengamot ,and one was the heir to Gryfindor; and through his defeat of Lord Voldemort could ,if he tried be head of the house Slytherin was well, and that would make him half owner of Hogwarts .The Blacks were not known to be nice to their enemies and Sirius had a lot of reasons not to like them .
A cough caught the Potter's account managers attention he turned and looked at a shaking files clerk ."Headmaster Dumbledore withdrew roughly 150 thousand galleons from the Potter vault and used it to pay for the Dursley family to look after Mr. Potter …...Um ,Mr Dumbledore was never given permission to use the Potter vaults by anyone who did have permission to delegate him that right. It seems the Dursley family house was paid for by Mr. Potter and Mr. Dumbledore has been paying them the equivalent to £150,000 a year to look after him."
The Potter manager breathed a sigh of relief "oh well as long as he was, well-fed and clothed then it ..."
The shaking of the clerks head stopped him "his first Hogwarts letter was to the {cupboard under the stairs} and his medical history reports long periods of starvation and neglect ."
The potter manager fainted again along with several of his clan .The stronger ones hoped this was the worse of it .
Sorry for short chapter hope you like next Harry and his hiring of the ultimate evil .
I Have started chapter 3 and also done some odds and sods for later chapters .
Thank you for your time.