Special chapter for the release of NEW MOON *glares at it* the second edition in the horrible twilight MOVIE series. Sorry peeps, but the books still rock!
Chapter Three
*Somewhere in the PBS Studios
(Emmett is humming the Barney song)
Edward: Emmett, what are we doing here?
Emmett: What do you think eddie?
Edward: Um… I positive you're planning to steal something. Perhaps Lala? Or… Barney!
Emmett: Maybe.
Edward: Well…then what is it?
Emmett: Were here.
Edward: What? Where?
Emmett: The Maker of dreams, the God of Imagination Land!
Edward: Someone's craaazy.
Emmett: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
*Emmett and Edward enter the studio*
Edward: What are we looking for?
Emmett: We are looking for something sacred.
Edward: You mean you want to go inside the Barney set, wear the Barney suit, pretend you're him, and you want to video tape it so you can watch forever.
Emmett: Exactly.
Edward: NO!
Emmett: Please Eddie or else Jasper wins!
Edward: Jasper wins what?
Emmett: Nothing
*They go inside the Barney set*
Emmett (starts to cry): Were here… I never thought I would make it. (starts making a speech like he just won an award) I would like to thank my mommy. I would like to thank Elmo for nominating me and for being so RED! And most of all I would like to thank my Barney bear for helping me through the hard times.
Edward: You know we could have just taken a tour?
Emmett (pretends to not hear Eddie): Omg! This is where Jim lost his ball and Barney sang that song
A.N. I'm just making this up I don't watch Barney…anymore.
Emmett: This is where Laura fell and Barney sang that other song!
Edward (annoyed): Does Barney always sing a song?
Emmett: Shut Up!
Edward: Sorry Princess…
Emmett: Kiss my royal ass!
Edward: Oh God No!
Emmett: I just hit the mother load *Squeals'*…This is where Barney sings THE I LOVE YOU SONG!
Emmett: I love youuuu, you love meeeeeee, lets get together and-
Edward: Stop singing and start doing what ever you need to do, so we can leave!
Emmett: Right-o eddy-poo!
*Emmett goes to the backroom*
Edward (speaking to himself): How did I get myself into this?
Emmett (singsong voice): I'm ready.
Edward: Will this madness ever end?
*Emmett comes out in a Barney Suit*
Edward: That's a… no…okay… are you ready…1 2 3 action.
Emmett: Wait
Edward: What now?
Emmett: I'm missing something
Edward: Yeah your balls and a brain!
Emmett: Not that! ...Oh I know now. (all cutesy) Oh eddie!
Edward: What?!
Emmett: Can you do me a favor?
Edward: NO!
Emmett: You owe me Princess remember.
Edward: Fine. What do you want?
Emmett: I need you to dress up like John.
Edward: John who?
Emmett: That's not important, just do it!
*Edward goes to change into John*
Emmett (speaking to himself sinisterly): Let see who wins now Jasper!
Edward: What did you say Emmett?
Emmett: Oh nothing. Are you ready?
Edward: Yes.
Emmett: Okay so we are going to videotape you and I singing the "I Love You" song. O-k? Ok.
Edward: But I don't know the lyrics!
Emmett: Just read my mind.
*Emmett starts recording*
*They finish singing*
Emmett: That was awesome!
*Jasper suddenly appears*
Jasper: You'll never win Emmett!
Emmett: Just you see Jasper Hale!
Jasper: Oh I'm watching you.
*He leaves*
Emmett: God what a douche.
Edward: What's going on? Why am I always the last to know.
Emmett: Come on Eddy. We got things to do.
The End for Now!
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