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Harry's happy revenge part four

Police cars pulling up outside number 4 was their first sign anything was wrong in Privet Drive. Harry Potter and another man got out of one and several Police officers made their way to the front door. Curtains twitched and a few discreet calls were being made within seconds .

The next thing to show something was happening at number 4 was Vernon Dursleys being led away in handcuffs only to be followed by Petunia a few minutes later. Dudley left after another 10 minutes after being led to a separate vehicle. A police van with forensic team printed one the side turned up some 20 minutes later. Within 30 minutes all of Privet Drive was awake and trying to call each other.

Men in white overalls and carrying what looked like tool boxes entered the house they left some 5 hours later. None of them looked pleased.

They all wanted to know what was happening but none could get an answer from any officer when they asked. "it an on going investigation was the only reply" How could they tell their friends when no one was telling them anything oh well some said time to fall back on rumour, Soon Vernon and Petunia where everything from drug barons to slave labour sales people. After all that Potter kid never looked very healthy and he was away an awful lot of the time. On top of him never getting new clothes and always working in and around the garden.

It was not until the Sunday Little Whinging gazette came out that some light was shed onto the whole thing.

Dursley family arrested for child abuse.

Was the front page headline.

On Wednesday a concerned citizen made a call to the Surrey Police informing them he had found a run away. He later told the police that it was not so much a run away as an escapee, as the child he had found said he came from an abusive home. Mr Warpath a well known solicitor said he met the child in a cafe. {he was obviously upset about something and after a few minutes I told him I was going to the loo, when I came back we continued to talk. I had to visit the loo again and told the Police what had been revealed to me. I am a lawyer and was horrified at what this child was telling me, my first loo visit I phoned the Surrey constabulary and told them I had a run away from their area but on my second visit to the loo I updated them that this could be a case of child abuse and illegal detention.." when asked what illegal detention we were told "in Britain it is illegal to keep someone with out a reason under lock and key Mr Potter was locked in a cupboard under the stairs for 9 years only allowed out to go to school or do chores around the house not only is this illegal and inhuman it also falls under the child endangerment act. As the cupboard was padlocked on the out side the child could not get out if their was a fire.

This was later confirmed by the police as they said {our forensic team found proof that Mr Potter had indeed spent a huge amount of time in the cupboard under the stairs.

Mr Warpath went on. "As I became more concerned at the amount of illegal activity I also got in touch with child welfare and social services, {poor harry believed I had had a bad curry the night before} I am un married and got along fine with Mr Potter, When an officer of the law came along Harry was at first scared and hesitant to talk, but I think fear being hungry and just maybe wanting to have some sort of control over his own life finally made he tell the officer what he had told me." Mr Warpath then shook his head and smiled ruefully.

"Somehow or other I ended up agreeing to look after Mr Potter and he was placed in a sort of protective custody until we could sort out a plan of action against the Dursleys. A chat with the officers in Harry's local area revealed that Dudley Dursley being under age had been warned on several occasions about bulling and under age drinking. His parents were notified but nothing was ever done."

Arabella Figg dropped the paper and ran to the floo, Albus needed to hear about this.

In his office Albus looked up as the floo came to life and a worried Arabella Figg appeared. "Albus ,Albus..... the Dursley's have been arrested." She gasped out.

Albus looked up "again what for this time?"

She looked at him strangely "child abuse, child endangerment; neglect, false imprisonment and I think some other stuff." She seemed to shake her head as her brain caught up with her hearing "What do you mean again?"

Albus looked at her and smiled at the slip of the tongue he had made, oh well "Obliviate. Oh Arabella that is terrible I shall be right over."

Albus turned up at number four and knocked on the door a strange man answered and asked who he was. Albus was shocked what was going on here and how complicated would it be to sort out. Oh well {onwards and upwards} he thought to himself. |So Albus introduced himself and said he wanted to talk to Harry, the man called out "Harry" but he never gave his own name {Something Albus thought was quite rude} Then went on calling out to Harry that {someone called Albus was at the door and wanting to speak to him.} Harry called back " I am not interested in any thing he has to say so tell that I do not! want to chat and to to him tell him to go away." So Richard did. Much to his own amusement as he knew Albus Dumbledore could hear every thing Harry called out.

Albus being Albus pulled out his wand intending to stun this rude man at the door and make Harry do as he wanted all under the {greater good} heading he loved to use so much. when he found himself clutching his family jewels.

Richard felt good really good the great Albus Dumbledore was clutching his nackers after he a squib had kicked him very hard between the legs.

Harry came through to the hallway after hearing a girly scream and saw the headmaster holding onto his {wounded pride} ran forward and grabbed Albus is wand before turning to Richard "what happened?"

Richard smiled "this nutter" he turned and pointed to Albus. "Turned up, I called you he would not take no for an answer. He pulled what a thought was a knife on me... so I kicked him between the legs hard." He winked at harry when he said hard. "Then you came out the living room made a mad rush that I will be talking to you about later and grabbed a what ?" Harry showed him the wand.

"A twig he pulled a twig on me I think I best call the local nut house see if any one escaped." said a grinning Richard

Harry smiled.

"Harry?" groaned out Albus "I need you to .." that was as far as he got. Harry turned said " I am not interested so good night!" he shut the door and had to hold in his laughter Richard seemed to be in the same boat.

Albus when he had his wind back knocked on the door again and pulled out his original wand he needed the elder wand back. It felt funny using his old 4.5 inch Flowering lemon tree wood and Pygmy puff core wand after so many years. He had been glad when he had got the {Elder Wand}as it stopped all the comparisons between a wizards wand and his {WAND}observations.

Richard opened the door and saw a wand pointed at him reared back and kicked out again He smiled to himself {he shoots and he scores!!!!!!} Harry reached around Richard and grabbed Albus's second wand and hissed out " Bugger off! before we call the Police." As the headmaster fell forward he slammed the door shut. A satisfying {Thud} told them the Headmaster was most likely out cold. after having a door slammed shut onto the top of your head tended to have that effect.

It was several hours later when Albus and several of his older friends turned up their again but with several people as back up this time. He smiled to himself { lets see what experience and guile do to a man of violence.}

He should have known the answer.

This time Richard and Harry were prepared. They had watched through the curtains and when they heard the distinctive {pop} of apparition and they moved onto phase two of their plan. Richard went to the front door and saw the old man through the spy hole he pushed record on his Dictaphone and waited.

Albus went to the front door and knocked then he quickly stepped back and out of foot reach. The rude violent man answered the door in a surprisingly fast time. He was then told to { clear off you bloody nutter before I call the Police}and the door slammed in his face again, he had to smile at least this time the door never made contact with him. After he told Albus to bugger of Richard phoned the Police and told them about the suspicious people outside.

When Albus knocked again just a couple of minutes later and no answer came he cast a simple "Alohomora" spell and the door was opened, he then demanded to the shocked Richard, who was still on the phone to the Police his "wands" back.

Richard shook his head and informed him to {clear off and to get out off the house as he had not been invited in.} Richard smiled and made sure the receiver was facing towards Albus so the officer on the other end would hear and record it all. "Now Albus was it? You have entered this house illegally and been asked to leave do so before I call the Police." Richard could have kissed Albus when he said " I am friends with the Dursleys and this is their house. I have their permission to come and go as I wish." The Police officer on the line told Richard to keep them talking as long as he felt safe as a car had been dispatched they were very interested in any "friends" of the Dursley's.

Harry meanwhile did call the police on a mobile Richard had lent him for this occasion and they said they had already dispatched a car as Mr Warpath was on another line and for Harry to find somewhere safe to hide until they arrived. Harry thanked them and pressed the button to disconnect the call.

When the police turned up they saw a bunch of oddly dressed people on number 4 drive and went to investigate one of the weird people made a move and brought out something that looked like a knife the officer nearest to them taking no chances grabbed the persons hand and after putting them into a Swan Neck lock proceeded to handcuff them while his partner called for back up. Harry had tears in his eyes as Snape was cuffed and dragged away. Another person went for their wand and that was it as far as the Police were concerned. Richard looked at Dumbledore's shocked face as he pushed him outside and slammed the door shut. He spoke quickly into the phone. "your officers have arrived it looks like they are resisting arrest as they have attacked your men." The officer on the other end of the line sent out a emergency call. Richard opened the front door and called "look I think they are all armed with knifes or something we have called and told your headquarters you might need back up."

It was only 2 minutes later a screeching cop van pulled up the wizards were unable to apparate as it would be seen by muggles decided to make a fight of it. Stunning the police then Obliviate them had worked in the past so they thought it would work now. Sadly for them they forgot to take into account the fact that Albus was unarmed and Snape was cuffed and unarmed leaving 3 to carry on the fight.. This did not work and soon all were arrested out of the 5 that came Albus had no wand Snape's got stepped on and broken Mundungus Fletcher wand was snapped as he was knocked to the ground and Elphias Doge was snapped when he swung around to fast and tripped when running from an officer. He was not happy this would not look good when the Wizengamot found out about this as he was a Special Advisor to them this would be a black mark against his name, and he now blamed Dumbledore. Long time friend or not this was a disaster of his making. Only Nymphodora's wand was saved and that was because she handed it over and lay on the floor so she would not be man handled. After they where all cuffed and driven away Richard and Harry opened the door and looked around they spotted an officer and Harry went over and asked her officer if she would like to come in for a drink and take their statements. She nodded and followed Harry over to Richard. When Richard explained he was a lawyer the officer smiled and nodded this will be good she thought. Attacking a lawyer was never a good idea.

As soon as they had the {nutter's} in a cell they sent out Emails and Faxes to show who they had in custody. They faxed and emailed their newest guests pictures and prints to other stations and a few mental institutions . This would come and bite Albus on the ass later.

As soon as their cell mates were asleep all five "nutter's" had apparated out the cells they had been locked in. Some went home two - Albus and Snape got new wands, one, Snape, had a spare in his room and the other Albus got his from Ollivander's who was not happy at being rushed.. They returned and did a {clean up} as it was called when a magical person wanted to remove evidence the magical world existed. It should have been done by ministry personnel but Albus being Albus and Snape being Snape or as other would later put it a "pair of big headed idiots" started by stunning and Obliviateing the local coppers. They followed this by removing all the written documents and even destroyed the CCTV cameras and footage. "How?" someone later said they expected this to go unnoticed was a bloody stupid.

This might have gone unnoticed as it had the other times Albus had done this to stop anyone looking into the Dursleys and their treatment of Harry but those few times a near riot had not been involved this time there were more records and they did survive .

When an officer involved the next day was about to go off duty got a reply to a Fax stating {none of them were recognised as being wanted in that particular area of Surrey,} he was confused he had no memory of sending any Fax of any description that night as more Emails and Faxes came in a lot of officers became worried. It seemed they had large amount of their memory's missing. So they paid a visit to privet drive. When asked if they had kept in the five nutters from last night they became very worried.

Harry and Richard gave their statements again and also said how the old bearded man claimed to be a wizard, "maybe he hypnotised you and that's why you forgot, I heard you can only do it to a willing subject if you and your team had enough for the night and you really wanted to go home and forget the whole night had happened would that give him enough of an edge to make it easy?" harry smiled as he asked that question.

An APB was put out for all of them and the headmaster and the the others had their faces plastered all over the front pages. Later that day many Muggleborn and Halfblood 's nearly chocked on their meals when they saw the Headmaster and Snape on the front pages of the papers and in the news on TV. Squibs all over who knew what Albus looked like laughed it seemed the high and mighty wizards where wanted for questioning and were considered dangerous. The fact they were being called a cult who believed in wizards made many pale as this was to close to the truth, how the hell had Albus Dumbledore let on about the wizarding world?

Thanks to those that helped me with this chapter and hope you enjoy. More to follow when I sort out who to go after next and how Dumbles {who I hate} tries to get out of the predicament he now finds himself in.