Okay so I was contemplating bring Hiro and Kisa in for something because seriously, I knew way too much in middle school anyway. Time to ruin their childhood innocence. Via The Lion King.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or The Lion King.


"Hiro?" Kisa said softly, knocking on his door. It opened and Hiro stood there, yawning. She woke him up from his afternoon nap.

"Yeah Kisa? What's up?" he asked, assuming the worst. She was probably going to make him come with her to that stupid woman's house again.

She blushed and mumbled something, pressing her fingers together. He cocked his head to the side.

"Speak up, will you? I don't bite," he grumbled, narrowing his eyes.

"I was wondering if maybe you might watch this video with me Hiro!" she squeaked out, staring at the ground. He blinked.

"Sure, what is it called?" he questioned, surpressing another yawn. Middle schoolers sleep all day when they can. It's a known fact. Seriously, there's statistics and everything.

"Um, the uh, Lion King," she answered, smiling excitedly, "It's a western film, and it only just recently came out in Japanese! I really want to watch it!"

"Well then let's go to it then," he said, smiling smugly. Hah, the annoying woman didn't get invited this time. It'd just be him and Kisa, watching a movie. Almost like a date, no loud-mouth cats, no perverted uncles, and no stupid babbling love rival.

"Great! Let's go over to onee-chan's house to watch it," she beamed, skipping down the hall towards the door. Hiro deflated.

Shoot.


Tohru happily popped the DVD into the DVD player, and sat down next to Kisa.

"This is going to be a great movie! I can just feel it," Tohru exclaimed, bouncing up and down. Kisa smiled.

"Hmph. You can't just feel that a movie is going to be good. What are you, psychic? That's amazing. Predict something, hotshot," Hiro grumbled, glaring at Tohru.

"Hiro," Kisa said quietly, looking at him sadly with her big brown eyes. Tohru just shrugged it off, completely used to him insulting her.

After that they were all quiet as they watched the movie.


They were at the part where Nala and Simba were chasing each other around and "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" was playing.

Hiro's stomach grumbled.

"Hey, get me something to eat will you?" Hiro said, looking over at Tohru.

"Ah right, snacks!" she said, bonking herself on the forehead, "How could I forget? I'll go get some now Hiro!"

She paused the DVD and bustled off into the kitchen.

Hiro yawned again, looking over at where Kisa was sitting. She was looking around the room, when she suddenly shot up in excitement.

"Hiro, look! The petals on the screen are spelling something out!" she exclaimed, rocking back and forth on her heels.

"Oh?" he mumbled, casting his eyes over the screen. He gasped.

"Ano let's see, there's an s... an e, maybe?" Kisa started, trying to make out the word.

Hiro jumped up. "Kisa don't read tha-"

"And an x!"


Ahahahahaha, this isn't a lie. If you pause the movie at a specific time when the petals fly up in the air, it spells out sex. This made me giggle when I was writing it. Hope you liked it and don't get mad at me for making Kisa spell out sex. R & R please.