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Sorry peeps for the really late update. I keep forgetting how to update a chapter on here so it took awhile. Hehe.

Chapter 4

*Emmett and Jasper are fighting*

Emmett: LET IT GO! YOU PANSY IT'S MINE!

Jasper: You are SUCH a liar!

Emmett: BUTTPICKER!

*Jasper gasps*

Jasper: How can you say that?!

Emmett: Easily like this, BUuuTtPICcccKER!

*Emmett smirks*

Jasper: Well… you're a… a…

Jasper (in a little girl voice): MOMMY!

Emmett (freaks out): NO! Shut up Jasper. Mom is going to kill me!

Jasper: Okay. I won't call mom… Oh ROoooOSE!

*Emmett runs away*

Emmett (inner thoughts): I got to find a place to hide from Rose…no too small… nope to dirty…OH! Perfect! Nobody would find me here…

Edward: Think again.

(Dundundunduuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

*Emmett screams like a little girl*

Emmett: How did you find me?

Edward (matter of factly): This is my room.

Emmett: Reeally?

*looks around*

Edward: Yes.

Emmett: Weird! I always thought you came in here to…to… (wink wink)

Edward: GROooSs!

Emmett: Hey don't blame a bro for going that way.

Edward: Seriously? Seriously?!

Emmett: Yeah, you're my big bro.

Edward: Aww thanks.

*Emmett picks up a book*

Emmett: Cool, what's this?

Edward (mumbles): My diary.

Emmet amused: You keep a diary? What a girl.

Edward: I thought I was your big bro.

Emmett: More like big sis.

Edward angry: I am not a girl, how many times do I have to say that.

Emmett: Wow, is it that time of the month already.

*Huge crash, followed by screaming*

Rose: HE SAID WHAT!!

Emmett (terrified): Hide me!

*Emmett hides behind Edward*

*Rose breaks down the door with her fist*

Rose: EMMETT BILLY BOB JOE THE 13TH CULLEN! GET YOUR COJONES OVER HERE!

*Emmett runs away while Rose follows him*

Rose: You PIECE of Doggie Doo I'm going to rip your whole gay doll collection apart and feed it to the bears you ASSHOLE.

Emmett (outraged): BARNEY ISN'T GAY!

Rose: I don't care if he's gay or not I'm going to kill him!!!

Emmett: Porque Maria?! I did nothing!

Rose: Don't you dare lie to me! You said you prefer redheads!

Emmett (horrified): I would never say that!

Rose: Yes you did, you told Jasper… (Figures out) JASPER!

Alice: Run for the hills baby!

*Jasper runs for the hills followed by a crazy blonde*

*Edward looks at watch*

Edward: Only three o'clock.

FOUR HOURS LATER

*Jasper limping into house*

Alice: Oh my poor jazzy-poo.

*Rose enters looking smug*

Rose: Oh none of that poop baby crap, he got what he deserves.

Alice: No he didn't.

Rose: What Tinkerbell, you want to go too.

Alice: My name is ALICE; get that though your pea size brain.

Edward, Emmett, and Jasper: Oh snap!

*Alice and Rose fight*

Jasper: CATFIGHT!

Emmett: Meow!

*Edward looks at watch*

Edward: Hmm… 7:13 and to think this all started with a little fuzzy green ball.

THE END

Vampires go crazy over little fuzzy green balls! I know I do *playing with little fuzzy green balls*

*DON"T THINK WRONG* O_o