After my last class, I started heading to the outside of the school. As soon as I left I saw… can you guess who… well done you are really getting good at this. Without stopping I just continued walking praying that he wouldn't see me "Amu!" well too late. I didn't turn around I just kept walking pretending that I didn't hear him, he continued yelling out my name and he was getting closer. Automatically without realizing it, I started running. Finally I couldn't hear his stupid voice anymore. So I stopped and took my I pod out of my pocket and stuffed it into my ears, turning it on. I flicked through my music till I came to a good song. Then turned it up fall blast zoning everything out and just walked toward where my house stood.

I made it through the front gate and was only a few meters away from the front door before I felt a hand grasp my shoulder tightly and fling my around. "OW," my earphones fell out of my ear and I was looking at my brother's slutty girlfriend who I absolutely hate. Yumi, gosh she's a skank, I don't even know why the Kukai, that's not dating Utau ,even dates her, I will ask him when I see him next.

"Oh it's you…" she started

I looked at her. She's in a skimpy outfit that consisted of a pink skin tight top that was so low cut that she was basically falling out of it, a pair of deep blue skinny leg jeans, and a pair of deadly stilettos.

"Wow you and your brother look exactly the same from the back…" Well I never really looked at it that way but I guess it was probably true. "I think because you don't have any curves." She emphasized on the 'don't' part, not that I really care because hello, it's Yumi biggest skank I know.

"Wow, hi Yumi," I greeted in a sarcastic voice "I'm so happy to see you "

"Uh huh sure you are, anyway I am looking for my Kukai…" hold on, did she just say my Kukai? Oh geez she is so weird seriously how does my brother date her? "Have you seen him?"

"Nope…"

"Hm… just tell your brother that he is extremely lucky to have me as a girlfriend and tell him that he needs to call me." Honey, I can tell you how extremely unlucky my brother is having you in his life.

"Sure he has your number right 1800-Count Skankula?" I asked. This made her go in a huff before she turned and walked off toward her car.

Laughing to myself I walked to the front door and slowly opened it and saw my mother standing in the middle of the room a large smile on her face. "Oh, Amu darling I have a surprise for you." she stated in a sing-song voice, and this my friend is why I do not bring friends home AT ALL.

"Mom seriously not now, I am tired and I need sleep." I lied… okay I lied to my mother because I know what the surprise is, well I have a vague idea anyway. She walked over and placed her hands over my eyes telling me to close my eyes. We walked for a few steps and she kept telling me to keep my eyes closed. "Okay mom they are closed." I stated annoyance dripping from my tone.

"Okay, Surprise." I opened my eyes and holy mother of Kukai ,what the hell? My mother has all these cheerleading uniforms lined up everywhere and they just look disgusting. Then she did the whole 'beautiful uniforms for my beautiful flyer." Speech.

"MOM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I HAVE ABSOLUTLEY NO INTEREST IN BEING A CHEERLEADER?" I pointed out my voice loud and full of annoyance still.

"How could I possibly have ended up with a daughter like you, who is only interest in kicking a damn soccer ball around a muddy field, instead of cheering for the hot boys kicking the soccer ball ?" that is an excellent question my dear mother, or more to the point. How could I have ended up with a mother like you? Who wants her only daughter who absolutely hates cheerleading, make up and most defiantly CHEERLEADERS, to be a cheerleader.

"I don't know ,mom, but you have finally gotten your wish I will no longer be playing soccer."

"Really?" she asked her tone suddenly sounding rather happy, oh gee thanks mom.

"Yeah, they cut my team ."

"So no more soccer?" she asked edging closer to me with one of the hideous uniforms in her arms.

"Yeah mom, no more soccer."

"Well, that is just terrible." She stated trying to look heat broken but sucking at it completely

"Yeah mom I can see that you are so disappointed about it." I stated in a bored tone.

"Well, you just wait until Yasahiro sees you in this." She was indicating to the cheerleading uniform in her hand. When she said his name my anger started bubbling inside me again.

"Yet another reason not to cheerlead or wear that… I dumped him." Ah that should fix her. With that, I started to make my way up the stairs toward Kukai and Kukai's room. I need to talk to them before mom starts talking again.

"What! Why? He is so manly and handsome and chiseled." EWW not good mental images, my MOTHER saying this not good, not good at all.

"You know what mom if you find him so chiseled, why don't you ask him to watch you fly threw the air in a skimpy little ourfit, I'm sure you would make the perfect couple." In my head I was bashing my head against a wall… I can't believe I was saying any of this it is just disturbing. I turned and started to walk away as I heard mom mumbling

"Well… no I couldn't, could I, no I can't " damn straight you cant't woman that would be disgusting. I walked up to Kukai and Kukai's room not even bothering to knock and I just waltzed in, to find one of them packing a bag and the other sitting in a chair in front of the computer.

"Hey," I greeted.

"Hey sis." They chorused

"Yumi, was looking for you." I stated to the one packing the bag. He gave me a look of complete and utter disgust . "Why do you even date that freaking…" I can't think of a word for her instead I said "thing?"

"She's hot!" you're kidding me that's the only reason you are dating the slut? "It's a guy thing." He must have picked up on my expression. I watched as he chucked a bag out of his window and started lowering his soccer stuff out.

"Um… Kukai, we have a front door for a reason."

"I know, but mom can't see either of us, she thinks Kukai and I are staying at dads for two weeks." Our father was about as weird as my mother, seriously how did I end up with the parents that I got? "And dad thinks were staying at mom's for two weeks that's why Amu my darling sister and Kukai my, ' has the same name as me' brother, divorce is so good."

"What about school?"

"Yeah, well can you help me out and call them up pretending to be mom and tell them that I'm sick… really sick and that only one of us will be attending the first two weeks of school." Oh my god. This is so stupid, he is starting the new school which happened to be Seiyo and he doesn't even plan to go.

"Kukai, you just got kicked out of your last school and now you are ditching this school for what reason again?"

"Soccer… You know what mom said, if I start going to Seiyo, no more soccer. So I'm going to the U.S. to play soccer."

"Oh, well that makes it better." I stated in a sarcastic tone, he chuckled.

"Come on Amu, this is my dream and mom's trying to stop me." He said, then started climbing out the window.

"Kukai, what are the chances of our parents not finding out?"

"Probably the same chances of a female becoming the next David Beckham. That's why you have to help cover for me."

"Amu, come on. Mom doesn't care if I play soccer, it's him she doesn't want playing." the Kukai who was sitting in front of the computer said

The Kukai at the window took this as the chance to jump from the window.

"Kukai, Kukai!!"

"Were you talking to your brothers?" my mother's voice suddenly came from the doorway. Oh damn it.

"Yes… on the phone… they're at dad's," I stumbled over the lie trying to find the right words.

The Kukai that was at the computer, was now hiding under the computer desk.

"Well, picture this… they say your name at the cheerleaders awards and you walk out dressed in this. Ta da." She flicked up a uniform that was a bright pink and black color and it made me want to barf.

"No mom,"

She huffed before talking again "You know sometimes I think you're just like your brothers." With that she turned and walked out the room and suddenly an idea came to my head. I know what I am going to do. "Kukai, I have an idea."

"And that is what?" he asked, crawling out from under the desk.

"If I can't beat them and I can't join their team, I'll just become them."

"You know you can be extremely insane and devious, and that is why I love having you as a sister."

"Kukai?" I heard a small voice behind me

"That idiot. He left Daichi." I muttered

" That could help us." Kukai said

I grabbed my phone and called Utau.

"Hey Amu, what's up." She said

"Nothing much. Call your brother for me, we've got a lot to work on." I said a small smile appearing on my face.