Death note Talk Show

by R and E

...it's a death note talk Show i'm not explaining what it means **Light bashing!**

2. Chapter 2

Death note talk show chapter 1

R: first of all we are having a spelling bee we'll start off easy on light

B.B.: I already had my knife ready :(

E: Okay Matt spell cat hey I rhymed

Matt: (thinking) I'm probably not going to win so…K-A-T cat. I'm outta here. Heh I knew there were 2 T's.

R: ... okay Matsuda spell Triskaidekaphobia

Matsuda: T-R-2-x –y- f -d-s-h-d-#-D:

R: I think I broke his brain.

L: what brain did he have?

R: You're so mean

L: And I'm proud of it

R: okay light spell stupid

Light: M-I-S-A

R: well… that is true but wrong Light

Light: I had a chance * walks back to the couch*

R: Near spell Thalassophobia

Near: T-H-A-L-A-S-S-O-P-H-O-B-I-A

R: Correct

Near: :D

R: I think we should put Near as the winner

L: what about me?

R: we all know you would win

Mello: I'm here too

E: But Near is better :D

Magical voice coming from the ceiling: Guys you're on

E: *gasp * Bob?

Light: No you idiot Bob Is my bestest friend; he's a wall

E: THE WALL THAT YOU FUCKIN LOVE!?:D

R: we'll be there in a sec Aizawa

Light…umm…ON TO THE REVEIWS!

E: (mutters) Imagay won't answer my question…

xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx

O.O Yah! Aww, you haven't read Death Note Another Note yet? Dang! YOU HAVE TO READ IT! ^^ *Glomps BB, L, Matt, Mikami, and Matsuda* I LOVE YOU GUYS!
^^ I HAVE DARES FOR YOU PEOPLES! *Does BB's 'kyahaha' laugh* xD
L, I dare you to handcuff yourself to BB :]
BB, Huggle L :] OH YEAH! And tell him you LOVE him :3 Ima fangirl :3
Light, I dare you to hug BB :D
Mikami, I dare you to glomp Bb and give him a kiss ^^
Matt, I dare you to kiss Mello ^^ Sorry Ima fangirl xP
Misa, Go out with BB :]
Near, huggle MATT! OH HELL YEAH!
Okay...that is all :3 haha

R: it should be you guys haven't read it I'm here too

E: my parents won't get me the book D: L you have to handcuff your self to BB~

L: I'd rather not.

E: TOO BAD THE REVEIWER SAID YOU HAS TO

L: fine

L: can you get me out of this R?

R: sorry L I signed a contract

L: what contract?

R: um… the contract that says looks Kira * points to light *

Light: I AM NOT Kira

R: that's something Kira would say ^.^

E: near don't hit your self with your action figure

Near: but IM bored

R:well go hug matt

Near: but I'm not gay

R: it's just a hug no one is going to post it on the Internet

Mello: awe

E: * clinging to Near's arm* nuu

R: it's just a hug

E: T^T I dun care

R: * chains E to a bicycle rack * there

E: D:

Near: do I really have to?

R: yes or else no Optimus prime for you *holds up limited edition Optimus prime action figure *

E: *some how unchains herself from bike rack * NU! *Tackles Near *

L: at least you don't have to say I love to a deranged murderer

R: your going to say I love you to a flock of ravens ha B.B.'s a flock of ravens

L: *sighs * no I mean B.B.

R: I know but that was payback for Matsuda

L: so you like Matsuda now?

R: no

Matsuda: awe

R: B.B. get over here

B.B.: yes

R: *hand cuffs B.B. to L *

L: you're so mean

R: don't blame me

L: do I have to say it?

R: yes

L: B.B. I love you *says really fast *

R: *takes hand cuffs off *

Light: *tries to hug B.B. *

B.B.: *tries to stab light *

Light: *runs away *

R: wait come back he only wanted to stab you *chases after light *

Matt: do I have to kiss Mello?

E: I guess so

Mello: what kind of sick and twisted person would do this to us?

E: …Yaoi fans * shudder*

R: * shoves Mello into Matt and runs *

Mello: get back here you twit

R: I'm not a pregnant goldfish

E: sorry we can't find Mikami right now he's hiding from the men in white coats

Mikami: (hiding in a corner) Delete!

Misa: why do I have to go out with that thing *points at B.B. *

B.B.: I'm not a thing

R: there's a fine line between insanity and smartness B.B.'s over to Mr. Insanity

E: L found Mikami! *L dragging Mikami by the arm * It turns out he was actually hiding from the dare.

Mikami: Nu! God help me!

E: It would help if Light were god.

Light: what I heard my name?

R: I'll give you a new pen if you do it

Mikami: ohhh new pen * kisses B.B. and runs away with his new pen*

R: I'm going to go see how Misa and B.B. are doing come on L

L: why do I have to go?

R: cause I said so

L: ok…

*Walks in shopping mall *

R: if you hear screaming that's B.B.

L: I know

Misa: *in clothing store * doesn't Misa look pretty in this dress?

L: where's B.B.?

Misa: * shrugs shoulders*me don't know I lost him walking by a knife store

L: that's just great

Back at the studio:

Near: * building house of cards *

Mello: * walks over to Near's house of cards and kicks it*

Near: D:

E: *hits Mello with Harry Potter book *

Mello: that hurt…

E: it was supposed to

Mean while at the mall

R: B.B. put the knife down your dates over

B.B.: yayyyyyyy! * Runs back to studio*

B.B.: A!

A: your alive * hugs B.B *

R: well… next reveiwer

Savannah

Yay, Matt's there :D
Light: I dare you to sell your Death Note on Ebay
L: I dare you to buy it
Matt: You get free video games! :D I dare you and Mello to play laser tag.
BB: I dare you to go to the zoo and put strawberry jam/blood on all the big cat's mouths :D

R: wow Matt you have a fan

Matt: I fell special

Light: do I have to sell my death note?

R: Yes, that's what the reviewer says

Light: ok * walks of to computer* T^T

E; He's acting like his pet just died or something.

L: ooh look notebook * buys notebook*

R: oh my god help me

R: I'll go see how B.B. 's doing E you take over here

E: Okays

At zoo

B.B.: here kitty nice kitty * puts jam on lion's face*B.B.: that wasn't so hard * cat jumps on B.B.* * B.B. tries to stab lion *Zookeeper: do you know that guy?R: nope * walks away casually

*Back at studio *

E: is BB ok?

R: Eh, he'll be fine

E: oh ok

R: how's L doing?

E: he figured out that it was Kira's notebook

R: L hand me the note book

L: No, it's Kira's

R: Kira is right in front of you

L: *gasp * your Kira I've been living a lie?

R: no I'm not Kira I mean the idiot standing next to me

Light: you couldn't be Kira any way not saying I am though

R: all's you have to do is write in you gay notebook planning out how you want your utopia to be then die and become a epic failure!!!

E: …And eat chips! Don't forget that!

Light: that was deep R

L: … I didn't know she could be so mean

R: E go take Matt and Mello to laser tag

E: Okays

E: come on Mello Matt

Matt: noooo!! I have to beat the boss!! * DS game over*

Mello: chocolate

AT laser tag

Mello: Were is he?!?!?!

Matt: Mwhaha * shoots Mello with laser*

Mello: I'm hit! Nooo *dramatically fakes death *

E: Drama queen.

Matt: this is like a video game but without the controls

Scores

Matt: 10000

Mello: 1

R: wow Mello's losing I thought he'd be great at this

L: I know

At laser tag room

Matt: Yay I win!!!!!!!

Mello: damn you Matt

R: this episode was dedicated to our 2 first reviewers

xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx and Savannah please message and review

E: This was brought by Doritos and Raven and Eurus please review or or or I'll sic Mello after you and he'll eat all your chocolate :D

AN: please try to stay away from the yaoi we'll deal with it the best we can but at least try to tune it down on the Near and L yaoi we dun like the thouht of our faveorite charecters being gay D: