Thank you Seddielovergrl for giving me ideas! It really helped! BTW, I don't really like Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione. I'm more of a Dramione fan myself, just to say. In this, however, well, you'll find out which couple Sam likes. Read on

Sam's POV

Fredbag and I were watching his dork movie (oops, I meant Harry Potter). It was actually interesting, for a nub movie. I personally like scenes with that blonde boy; Draco Malfoy, or something. He was pretty cool. Okay, so he's the bad guy, sue me. I was kind of bored just watching the movie. I needed to multitask, so I asked Freducation who his favorite character was.

"You even have to ask?" he said, looking at me like I was nutso, "Harry, duh!"

"Oh." I said, and then decided to tease, "I figured Hermione. You think she's hot." His cheeks immediately reddened.

"No!" he said, "She's eleven!"

"In this movie." I said, "I bet you drool over the cover of The Order of the Bird Thing."

"First off, it's Phoenix." he said, "And two, no I do not!"

"You're blushing!" I sang, pointing at his tomato-colored face. Saying this only made him blush more, to which I smirked.

"Well…you think Draco's hot!" he accused. I rolled my eyes. He's got to dig up better comebacks.

"So?" I said, "At least I admit it." He glared at me a second, and then went back to his movie. I let him off the hook for awhile. I kept thinking about Hermione and Draco…they actually seemed cute together.

"They'd be cute together." I said, pointing at the screen when Hermione and Draco were standing next to each other. Freddie practically choked on his noodles. He stared at me like I was even crazier.

"What?!" he yelled, "Them?! Why?!"

"They're a love/hate couple." I said, "They're perfect." He rolled his eyes like I was stupid. Sick or not sick, I thumped his head. No one ever implies Mama's stupid. He glowered at me.

"Well, tough kumquats, Puckett." he said, "Ron and Hermione get together, so there."

"Really?" I said, genuinely surprised. I would've thought Harry and Hermione would end up together. They were certainly more compatible than her and Ron. Ron and Hermione was sort of a love/hate couple...at least, from what I saw. Freddie probably wanted Harry and Hermione; he doesn't seem like the type who'd like love/hate relationships. As I watched the movie, I had a war in my brain: a Ron/Hermione versus Harry/Hermione war. Suddenly, where Ron, Harry, and Hermione were on the screen, there was me, Carly, and Fredward. I rubbed my eyes in surprise. When I looked back, it was the Gryffindor kiddos again.

Why had I seen that? It was weird. Wait…they were like us, in a way. Freddie was Hermione—the nerd with two best friends who had chemistry with both pals. I was Ron—the slacker who was mean when they wanted to be, yet nice, and wasn't afraid for a little rule-breaking. And Carls was Harry—best friend to two bickering sidekicks and was a rule-breaker for only the good of others' and their safety. When I looked at Harry and Hermione as Carly and Freddie I realized how alike they were as a couple; they were both nice, smart, and always agreed...well, most of the time. But, when I looked at Ron and Hermione as…oh crud. Did I just think that Freddork and I could date? Ugh, that soup's fumes must be getting to my brain. Freddie Benson and I'd never be a couple. I can't believe I even came close to considering it. Sure, I liked Ron and Hermione and love/hate couples, but Freddie and I were not getting together anytime soon. He loved Carly. That's how it was, is, and will be forever.

Stupid nub.

Again, thanks for the ideas! Also, Ashlee Seddie, thanks for yours! I promise there will be more romantic-like stuff in the next chapter.