S-A-P B: Fun~ Sugar high, right now. :D
Axis Powers Hetalia belongs to its owner.
IV: More Romance? Maybe? And Among Other Things.
Ivan glanced at the questions that were all copied and answered in a word document left up on the computer screen. Sitting down, he knew that he shouldn't be doing this (especially since he didn't want Belarus thinking that he was slowly showing her that he was going to return her love), but he scrolled through the typed up documents.
Ukraine? I l-l-l-l-like y-y-you a-a-a lot.
Can y-y-you g-g-go on a d-d-date with m-m-me?
You're the only girl (and nation (besides my brother and Prussia) who remembers me.
L-l-l-l-love Canada
The large childish nation stared at this question, deciding in his mind to speak with the quiet nation the next time he randomly appeared at the next meeting or sports event.
Ukraine:
"*heavy blush* M-Matvey? I-ah… um… A d-date? *slight panic* ;A; I don't want to ruin our friendship..! May it be as friends?"
A slightly creepy smile come onto Ivan's face at Yekaterina's answer – before it softened to just a smile, this was how Ukraine normally was.
Belarus, what was it like being America's adopted sister? Did you throw knives at him? Also, how many knives do you have on person?
Bye
Russia twitched, also curious about when Belarus was America's adopted sister.
Belarus:
"It took some time to get used to him, especially with the fact that he's… 'touchy-feely' with all the hugs. Of course I threw knives at him – I even tried to stab him – however he was able to confiscate my knives from me. Repeat what I'm about to say, I will find you and—
(Ukraine: "No she won't.")
Hm. Alfred gave me a different perspective. On average, I carry about five daggers, knives, whatever your preference of name, rarely I will have four or six."
Secretly, the beige-haired man hoped that Belarus would chase after Alfred rather than him.
Ukraine, I love Ukraine and Canada pairing a lot. :) Can you two be a couple? Ciao
Purple eyes stared at the screen, just wondering how these people knew about the fact that there were people who were the actual personifications of nations.
Ukraine:
"I don't want to do something wrong ruin my friendship with Matvey or make it strained between him and Vanya if that did happen..! ;A; Мені дуже шкода (I'm sorry)!
Ah, Ukraine – as much as there was potentially something between the two of them, Russia was still going to have a talk with Canada if they did get together.
Ni hao, Belarus Ukraine~
I'm from Taiwan… I really, really, really like both you guys, but…
1. Belarus, I know that Russia refuses all of your advances and I'm sorry, but haven't you ever wondered why?
2. Ukraine, no offense meant, but do your… uh… assets really have to be so BOUNCY all the time? It's kind of scary…
3. Belarus, if Russia was in a relationship with someone and that made him happy, would you still plot to kill that someone?
4. Ukraine, have you ever been harassed by France?
And lastly… please don't kill me Belarus, but I actually ship RussiaxAmerica and RussiaxChina…
The beige-haired childish male felt the muscle under his eyes twitch.
Belarus:
"1. It's because of his boss saying that a union between us would be bad. It's not! We may be joined, however, that would only be us as people, not as nations. I don't see why he continues to listen to his boss on that…2. If it made брат happy, then fine; but that doesn't mean that I won't detest who he's with. Unfortunately, I can't kill him or her if they make брат happy. I will try if they harm him.
… …
*twitch* *twitch*"
A small pang of guilt wormed its way into the large man's chest at his sister's complete adoration towards him, yet the two of them are unable to be together – not that he wanted to…
Ukraine:
"2. I'm sorry! They aren't actually like that in… the show… of us? The comic that Japan made of us… They don't make any noise in reality. I think they only have the noise to emphasis them or something. They bounce from inertia and gravity.4. Once and a while when Vanya wasn't nearby, but even if I seem like a 'cry baby,' I've frightened him a good few times and he avoids me mostly unless he's feeling daring or something like that."
Where were the people asking questions getting all of their information? It stumped and baffled the Russian as he continued to read on.
Hello! Just a girl from Costa Rica here.
And thank you for answering my questions. ^.^
Bel: If successful with marrying Russia, can I get photos? Weddings make me happy and cry! Oh and baby pictures too if babies happen. ;p
Ukr: I know you have problems with your (?) because of certain "parts" ( I feel your pain, I have it too. T.T) Have you ever thought of a reduction surgery? It can help kind of…
Please and thank you!
The faint guilt withered and died as he read the questions for Natalia. He was curious, it isn't often that someone would have a similar problem as Yekaterina with her "assets".
Belarus:
"Калі ласка (You're welcome). Yes, I will be more than happy to share photography of брат's and my wedding. Baby pictures as well, as babies are unavoidable. 3 I can see it now…"
Russia shivered in fright and slightly disturbed, mentally planning where he could next hide from his younger sister.
Ukraine:
"Reduction surgery? As much as my chest and shoulders pain me, I cannot for they represent the 'large tracts of land use for farming' within my country. If they didn't, I would have used my saved up money to have done so already. :)"
Ivan felt slightly bad for his older sister, yet her reasoning made sense. Did doing anything to one's body affect the nation itself—country-wise, not personification-wise?
Україна, Білорусь! привіт.
I'm from Ukraine ^^
For you both. :D
-I just want to know one thing… what do you think of Poland?
And, this isn't a question, but I wanted to say that my name is Yekaterina, and I have a brother Ivan and sister Natalia. :3
до побачення!
да спаткання!
:3
Russia knew what he thought of Poland… was a partitioning in order, yet?
Ukraine:
"Poland? You mean our neighbor who dresses like a girl on occasion? He's nice, but what happened to his president and other leaders was really sad. :( I believe he tried to give me tips on beauty before.
Oh! That's so exciting! :D"
There's one reason for him to partition him, seemingly without cause.
Belarus:
"The crossdresser? He used to be strong enough to be able to defeat брат, but he was quickly put in his place. I don't see why he's able to protect Lithuania from брат.
How do they act? Anything like брат and I?"
Ivan let the creepiness return to his smile, there was another reason.
Lol.
Both:
1: I'm learning Russian! Is this correct? Proshu Proshenija, Vy Ponimaete po-angliski? (Excuse me, do you speak/understand English?)
2: I look like Lithuania, act like him, and act like Russia sometimes. Is there an explanation? O__O
Ukraine:
1: You're cool! But could you try and stand up to your boss about being near Russia-san?
2: Why do you think your sis is obsessed with Russia?
Belarus:
1: WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH RUSSIA?
2: Why do you hurt my Liet-kun!
3: Become one with Ru-… oh shi-
*Static*
English-speaking people learned other languages? And here, Russia thought that a good portion of Anglophones were like either Arthur or Alfred. Did people reall wish to become one with him that much?
Belarus:
"… yes…? It must be mixed heritage—there's no way that you could be a love-child between брат and Lithuania!
1: Because, no one can match up to him. That's all you need to know.
2: 'Liet-kun'? Who?
3: That is брат's phrase! *looks away* He doesn't use it on me though…"
Russia let his grin grow as he thought about sweet worry wart Lithuania.
Ukraine:
"I speak more Ukrainian than Russian… ^^; I have no explanation to give, sorry.
1: I've tried! My boss deems it necessary to be away from Vanya, to allow myself to be my own nation.
2: Natalia? It stems back from when we were children, Vanya let her depend on him and she saw all sides of him no one else really saw. That's all I can come up with."
The grin fell as he read Ukraine's answer, saddened when thinking back on their childhood.
Сайн байна уу!
I have a couple of questions for both of you…
Belarus: Have you ever felt jealous of anyone?
Ukraine: How did it feel working for Germany in WW2?
Both: When Kieven Rus broke up, how much did it hurt? Do you think you changed during the breaking up? Do you think it was sort of like what Russia felt during his Revolution? (forgive me if I got any historical facts wrong)
Your answers have been very interesting so far, and I'm going to stalk this for a while longer. c:
It has been awhile since Kieven Rus was mentioned around him… then again, it simply reminded Russia of their childhood, which then reminded him of why Natalia was the way she was.
Belarus:
"I have.
Kieven Rus… back when we were children. The breaking up was more mental than anything. We felt more alone, and less connected, but we were since we're siblings. Every one changes, and I would be surprised if we hadn't changed as a result of that. America had a Revolution, however, any Revolution is more mental than a physical war with another country or nation. Years of that affected брат and is one of the main reasons he is the way he is.
Hm. Okay…"
Ivan couldn't describe how he felt about this response, he never really thought about it like that before.
Ukraine:
"Huh? Oh… half the time was I working for him since he only had control of the western half of my nation. Though, he's brutal on time and job quality. *shivers* Harsh, harsh man…
I miss Kieven Rus. My capital is Kiev and 'Kiev' is in 'Kieven'… I have to agree with Natalia, we felt more alone when Kieven Rus broke up. Had to face the reality of being our own nations, is all. I-ah… I'd have to say, that, yes; we've changed during the break up. Vanya's Revolution? Revolutions are a mental attack on us, so I wouldn't be surprised but the break-up wouldn't be as harsh as a revolution.
You're welcome!"
Ivan smiled, wondering how to bother Germany for that fact of his sister working for him during the second World War.
Hello Belarus, Ukraine!
Bela-chan, I want to know, that I think you and Russia will make a great couple! What will your wedding be like?
Ukraine-chan, why won't you wear nice dresses? I'd love to see you in one! ;)
The childish male couldn't help but wonder at the lack of sanity of the people that liked him paired up with his younger sister. Were there those that liked him with Yekaterina? The thought made him slightly ill.
Ukraine:
"I do on occasion, but it's rare, nowadays since I work so much on my farm. It's either that or the cold. Thank you! Maybe the next time I'm able to, I'll wear a dress for you."
Russia wondered what Ukraine looked like in a dress as well, always used to seeing her in her overalls and button-up blouse.
Belarus:
"Our wedding will be wonderful, old traditioned in a warm place – probably Italy, since брат likes it down there. I, personally, prefer the cold of Moscow or Minsk to be wed."
Great… another person to fuel his sister's obsessive love for him…
Questions are always appreciated!
-Ukraine and Belarus
Reading this, Ivan added his own post script.
P.S.
Please do not fuel Natalia's love for me any more than it already is at, please.
Thank you,
Ivan
S-A-P B: Hope you like this chapter! :3