500 Days Of Genesis
A/N- I just wanted to thank all of you guys who reviewed and I also wanted to tell you all who didn't review to please review this time. So now this chapter will answer your question- WTF did Genesis mean? Hehe….
Disclaimer- I only own the plot, Joanna, and the beautiful picture I have of Genesis which is also my avatar, anything else belongs to square enix.
Day 101
Hold my hair. Dammit if I knew that was what I had said…..
Genesis is so going to pay.
Day 102
Waiting is such agony… I can't wait to strangle Genesis.
Day 103
Only eight more days. Until then….
Day 104
Seven days….I'm wondering if I can somehow " accidentally" run Genesis through with Angeal's sword?
Day 105
I learned a very important lesson today-
When in doubt, shoot it until it stops twitching.
I wonder…can that lesson be used on Mr. Loveless? Interesting….
Day 106
Day 107
Today I met a second class soldier named Zack. Since I had nothing better to do and Angeal, who is Zack's mentor, was busy doing paperwork, me and Zack hung out. It was pretty fun to be with him especially since he's like a puppy. Well more like a puppy with a devious mind.
Day 108
I think Zack is my long lost twin. I swear, we both have the same twisted, demented, hyperactive minds.
I think I found myself a new ally to help me with my little Mr. Loveless situation.
Day 109
Zack is my new best friend; he happens to have a sword he let me borrow. I love SOLDIERS. They're full of weapons I can use on Mr. Loveless.
Day 110
It's raining! Holy shit it's raining! I overhead Angeal saying that because of the rain maybe Genesis might be back sooner. Thank you Gaia! At least someone's on my side!
Day 111
Today was freezing. It's still raining and now the streets look like rivers. Not calm and peaceful little rivers, more like I'm-going-to-drag-you-to-your-watery-death rivers. I almost fell into one of the giant puddles but luckily my new puppy was there to help out.
You should have seen his hair. Instead of being its usual spiky mess it looked all sad and it drooped. Poor puppy.
Day 112
Today's the day. I'm going to give him one more day to live. Tomorrow it's open season Loveless quoting bosses. Dammit, I'm freezing. Oh shit, I'm sneezing again….
Day 113
I'm sick! How the hell can I be sick?! And today of all days! Why Goddess?! Why?! Why do you hate me so much?
Day 114
I'm still in bed. Needless to say, I won't be going back to work soon. I guess Genesis gets more time to live.
Day 115
I'm still sneezing every five seconds. At least Zack's making Genesis' life a living hell. I least I hope he is….
Day 116
Guess who came to visit me?
Hint- The person who wasn't supposed to be alive.
Yep, that's right, Genesis came here (actually he was dragged down here by Angeal) but I was still sneezing too hard and coughing my lungs out that I wasn't able to kill him but I still think he managed to understand that I wanted to murder him.
Especially after I threw all my dirty tissues at him. I hope he gets sick.
Day 117
Today I was dragged to the doctor's office by both Genesis and Angeal. At least when Genesis was alone I had some chance to not go but then Angel came and basically I was forced to go.
At least there's a good chance I got Mr. Loveless sick. I also managed to hit him a couple of times. I'm so proud of myself.
Yuk, I have to take medicine. Turns out I have the flu. Seriously, does the world hate me?
Maybe…Never mind I don't want to hear the answer.
Day 118
Wee! Writing is so looopy! Who made up the word loopy????
Hehe, Genesis has pretty eyes. He's really hot. Have I ever mentioned that? Well he is! His hair is also super awesome! I wonder what he uses?
Man I want Sephy hair. Then I could braid it…..I wish Sephy was here so I could totally braid his hair. Don't you think Mr. Shampoo Commercial would look pretty with braids?
Joey + Mr. Loveless= Total Disaster! Ha-ha….
Day 119
I just read what I wrote yesterday. To my defense, I was on pills. Do not listen to what loopy me said. I was on happy pills!
Actually I was on something for the flu, but it's still the same thing.
Day 120
I'm getting better, I think tomorrow I'm going to be able to go back to work. At least today I wasn't bored out of my mind. Zack, who was sent by Angeal (I think he's still sorry for helping Genesis drag me to the doctor's office) kept me company.
He agreed to help me " accidentally" set Mr. Loveless' office on fire. He's such a good little puppy.
Day 121
I'm Back! I'm alive!
I'm ready to kill Genesis!
Day 122
I've decided to instead of killing him I'm going to torture him. It's going to like that song, I'm going to give him hell.
List of things Genesis hates-
People getting Loveless
Fan girls
Things harming his precious hair
Decaf coffee
Zack
People harming Loveless
Me throwing Loveless at him
I'm going to have so much fun this week.
Day 123
Damn, Today he wasn't there! Oh well. He's got to be back sometime, until then I'm going to have fun with Loveless.
Especially the collector's edition.
Day 124
I never got to finish…"editing" Loveless because Sephy and Genesis had to get into his office while I was in there so I had to hide underneath the desk.
Geez, Mr. Shampoo Commercial, you have seriously bad timing!
Day 125
Fan girls! I need fan girls! I have the greatest idea ever! I wonder…how many girls does it take to destroy Mr. Loveless' apartment?
Day 126
List of things Genesis hates- things I've done
" Edit" Loveless- You should have heard his scream, it was priceless!
Send fan girls to his apartment- I kind of felt sorry for him but then I remembered, he seriously deserved this after all that gloating and don't forget Amanda, I sure as hell won't….
Next on the list- his hair
Day 127
After many hours of thinking I decided to call his fan girls to help me with " fixing" Genesis' hair. Apparently he always uses the same products, interesting… I wonder how he would look with some…pink hair.
Oh, the images! I just about died laughing right now!
Day 128
Well now that I've got the dye for his hair, I need to find a way to get into his apartment.
Say…Angeal used to live with him. I wonder if Zack can help?
Day 129
Zack was more than willing to help. Seriously, sometimes it's scary to see someone be so happy about things like this. It's not normal. Then again, I'm not too normal either. At least now I have a way to get into Genesis' apartment.
Day 130
Operation Pink is on way tonight!
Day 131
You should have seen Mr. Loveless hair to day! It came out even better than I thought! I think he's suffered enough, don't you?
Well maybe not ENOUGH! Don't you remember the Amanda incident?
Day 132
Gaia truly hates me. I was almost run over by a truck this morning. What did I do?
Oh yea…I've been torturing Genesis all week. Maybe I should stop before something else tries to kill me.
Day 133
I'm surprised I haven't been struck by lightning. I threw Loveless at Genesis after he wouldn't stop quoting it. Seriously, does his whole life revolve around that damn play?
Day 134
I'm feeling sorry for myself. I'm stuck listening to him quote Loveless…AGAIN!
Day 135
I'm regretting not burning the damn book when I had the chance. But knowing him he'd just go out and buy another one.
Day 136
If the Goddess loves me she will listen to my prayers and try to conserve my sanity. Please make all the copies of Loveless magically disappear. Please.
Apparently she does not love me. He's still reading the play out loud. Maybe if I knock my head on the wood hard enough I'll give myself a concussion.
Day 137
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Day 138
Yesterday the Goddess seriously tried to get me killed and let me tell you it was not cool falling down three flights of stairs! I think she took me a bit to seriously all those times I wished to die.
Although on the plus side (or maybe not so plus) Genesis had to save me. Surprisingly after all I've put him through he still doesn't hate me. Either that or he was forced to by Angeal. I have my money on Angeal forcing him.
Day 139
Well I'm better now. What's up with the Goddess though? Why is she trying so desperately to kill me. At least Mr. Loveless was there to save me…even if he's going to gloat for the rest of my life.
I can just imagine him when we're old and he's still telling me that if it weren't for him I would have been left to die on those steps.
Day 140
I think I fell a bit too hard on my head, you see after my little accident I haven't been able to stop thinking about Mr. Loveless. That is not good. Not good at all.
Day 141
My mind somehow does not understand I don't want to think about Mr. Loveless. So now I keep thinking about him.
I hate my mind right now. Now that I look at it, I hate everything. It's probably because right now everything reminds me of Mr. Loveless.
Day 142
I'm trying to get him out of my head and nothing works. Life's so not fair.
Day 143
Well, Life has had enough of torturing me so it decided to bring back my friend Blake. It's been such a long time since I last saw him. I remember I used to have a crush on him back when we were kids….
He hasn't changed much, except now he kind of looks like Mr. Loveless, well if Mr. Loveless had black hair.
Day 144
Blake came again today. I'm glad he came back. It's been forever since I last saw him. We spent the entire morning catching each other up. Then he took me out to lunch. What's strange is that he told me I grew up much better than he thought. Isn't that a tad bit strange?
Now I can't stop thinking about him and Mr. Loveless.
Life really enjoys making my head hurt. It also enjoys seeing me go insane and being confused
Day 145
Today Mr. Loveless asked me what I had going on with Blake.
Is someone jealous? I asked him, and here's what he said, " No, besides I don't care."
Right, that's what they all say.
Including myself.
Day 146
Blake asked me on a date. He seems different now, I think I might give him a chance especially now since I can't get stupid Mr. Loveless out of my head.
I think I was dropped on my head one too many times as a child or what else would explain the fact that I can't get Mr. Loveless out of my head.
Well there is the slight possibility that I might….wait! No! I'm not going to fall in- I won't even say that word.
Day 147
I said yes to Blake. See, now I'll have to stop thinking about Mr. Loveless even if it's for as long as I'm with Blake.
Day 148
Tomorrow is my date with Blake. He's so funny and he's really nice. I'm glad he made it into SOLDIER. Besides I REALLY need to get Mr. Loveless out of mind!
I can't wait for tomorrow!
Day 149
Apparently Gaia or the Goddess doesn't like me. I'm currently stuck inside a closet with nothing but my notebook (which is how I'm writing this), a pen (that I always keep in my hair) and nothing else.
Oh yea, Mr. Loveless is stuck in here with me. Great……
----Later----
Still stuck in the closet.
----Even Later---
I would be on my date with Blake if I weren't stuck in here. This makes me hate life a whole lot more. At least now Genesis has stopped quoting Loveless.
-----Even Later than Later----
I think I'm losing my sanity! I can only endure so much of Loveless! Help Goddess! Kill me now!
-----I Have No Idea----
I need a gun to shoot Mr. Loveless. Or maybe a gun to shoot myself with.
Day 150
I think me and Genesis will never get out of this stupid little closet. Why do you hate me Gaia? What did I do?! Well apart from torture Genesis, what did I do?
---- Later---
I'm forever in debt of Angeal. Somehow he found us. He used a…tracking device? Wait- He used the tracking device in Genesis' cell phone! But Genesis' cell phone wasn't on him….
The stupid, red headed, loveless quoting devil had his phone…. He had a stupid, damn phone!
I'm so going to kill him!
He-he. Maybe you guys can guess what Joanna is going to do now that she found out that Genesis had a phone….all I can say is boy, do I feel sorry for him. Ok, so you know what to do. Review! BTW I'd like to thank wierdlycrazygoth666 for telling me what her and all her friends thought. So until next week probably- or maybe I might update sooner. I really don't know, but if any of you guys have any ideas to torture Genesis, please leave a review with your idea and I'll try to use it in the next chapter (I have a hard time torturing Genesis, he's too good looking for it!).