500 Days Of Genesis
Hello wonderful personas! I'm so happy because I'm typing this as I go to Las Vegas! Yea, I'm being dragged to LV for a wedding. Hehe, I know how bad that sounds but it cracks me up. So I'm glad all of you reviewed. Well enough of my pointless talk.
Disclaimer- I owned Final Fantasy for about 10 minutes then they stole it from me….now it belongs to Square Enix.
Day 200
Ok. Don't panic Joanna, you'll find Mr. Loveless. I bet he's on his way from wherever the hell he is right now. I just got to wait and not panic.
Day 201
Still not panicking.
Day 202
Nope, I'm not panicking. It'll all work out….eventually.
Ok, I'm panicking! Where the fuck is Mr. Loveless! Why do find this so amusing Gaia! You would think you would get tired of seeing me go insane over stupid Genesis Rhapsodos.
Day 203
I'm officially sending a search mission for Mr. Loveless. I'm dragging Zack and Angeal along. I might even get Mr. Shampoo Commercial to come.
Day 204
Good news is I found Mr. Loveless. Apparently he was hanging out in Icicle Inn.
Bad news- I need to go get him. I mean seriously, he's a big boy, he can come home on his own. Apparently not.
Day 205
Mr. Loveless called again…at 3 AM! Turns out that he can't come home. Damn. I guess I have to go and save him…. WAIT! Does that mean I get to brag now?
Day 206
So I have to go to Icicle Inn tomorrow. Just know this Genesis- You totally owe me big time!
Day 207
On my way to Icicle Inn. Isn't it going to be fun? Umm……….no.
Day 208
Still on my way. I'm also trying really hard not to puke. Who knew I would get seasick?
Day 209
I'm now at icicle inn. Time to go rescue Genesis. I'm never going to let him live it down.
Day 210
You'll never guess where Genesis was. Jail! Apparently he destroyed some property and then I had to go and bail him out. Now he owes me money. This just keeps getting better and better. Yeah, I also had to lie….I said I was his girlfriend.
Of course Mr. Loveless being the dramatic moron he is had to go and take it the extra mile. He kissed me and called me love. I'm surprised I didn't puke.
Day 211
Great. This little "vacation" keeps getting better and better. Now me and Genesis are snowed in. Looks like we have to stay here a couple more days. Someone please help me tolerate Mr. Loveless.
Day 212
You hate me, Gaia, don't you? Why else would you have there only be one room left? Why else would you have there only be ONE frikken bed?
Why would you have made me end up falling asleep in Mr. Loveless arms.
I hate you Gaia. I really, truly do.
Day 213
I swear, if I hear Genesis say that I fell asleep in his arms one more time, I will rip out his throat.
Or I might throw something at him…..and fail epically.
Day 214
We're still stuck here for three more days. Oh joy! Can you hear the sarcasm, if not then you have some serious hearing problems.
Day 215
Still hanging here with Mr. Loveless. Surprisingly I haven't shot him yet.
Day 216
As amazing as this seems Mr. Loveless is still alive! Equally amazing is the fact that I haven't committed suicide.
Day 217
Only one more day of torment! I can make it through one day right? Well with Mr. Loveless you never know. Scratch that, with me you never know.
Day 218
I made it as you see…or…read. Whatever…I'm proud to say that I did not kill Mr. Loveless, myself or any innocent bystanders.
Don't you feel proud of me Gaia?
Day 219
Today is my lucky day! I would jump for joy but knowing myself I'd probably fail and end up spraining my ankle, breaking my leg or getting a concussion because I'm a walking, talking disaster. Genesis has no idea of what I told him. Yes, Gaia! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love you right now. But please, help him never ever, under any circumstances remember what I told him. Or else it'd be the end of my life and I'm too young to die.
Day 220
Today was just uneventful. Zack went on a mission which means when he comes back I'm going to have to hear all about it and pretend to be interested.
Day 221
No sign of the puppy, or Angeal, not even Mr. Shampoo Commercial. There's no one to keep me company.
Well there's always Mr. loveless but that's my absolute last resort. Wait no- that would be Reno.
Day 222
Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear. No really, remember how I had been writing about Reno yesterday? Well you'll never guess who came by today? Yup, the devil himself, Reno of the Turks. I see he still has his womanizing ways.
Day 223
Yesterday was still the same as the days before. Nothing interesting except I almost fell going down some stairs. But that happens on a regular basis.
Day 224
Life is so boring…….at least I made a new friend today. Her name is Mireya. She's a junior Turk and the best part is she hates Mr. Loveless too. Thank Gaia there are still sane people on this planet!
Day 225
Yay! Zack came back. He was so proud of himself that he didn't screw up. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was probably because of Angeal.
Day 226
I'm getting a migraine from listening to Mr. Loveless quote- you guessed it- Loveless. Apparently he does that the most when he's extremely pissed off, like when Sephy beats him during training. So now he has to take out his anger on me and my Loveless hating mind. Life is not fair, I tell you.
Day 227
I wonder, can Zack " fix" elevators? wouldn't it just be a shame if Mr. loveless got stuck in an elevator for an entire weekend?
Of course not.
Day 228
Sometimes I wonder how I got through life without a puppy like Zack.
Day 229
Oh god. He's quoting Loveless to spite me. You would think the Great Genesis Rhapsodos would be more mature and would understand I have no control over how well they make his coffee. I mean how was I supposed to know it was filled with sugar?
Day 230
You would think I would learn a lesson from all my failures but I'm still as stupid as ever. I gave Genesis too much sugar and apparently sugar doesn't go well with SOLDIERs because he's currently in his running around in his office trying to catch the life stream. In his mouth. As amusing as this is I can't let him stay here in the state he's in. Looks like I'm going to have to go in and save him.
Damn you Zack to all levels of hell. You just had to go and " fix" the elevator tonight of all nights. I said Friday not Thursday night! Now I'm stuck in here with a hyperactive, actually he's more loopy than hyper, Mr. Loveless. Run Zack. Run!
I feel so unloved Gaia. Can't you at least get things to work out for me just once? Apparently not. Well on the bright side, at least I'm not cold. Mr. Loveless just crashed a few minutes ago and now he's hugging me like some sort of a teddy bear.
It's like he's trying to crush me but it feels kind of….nice, I guess.
Oh no… I'm officially going insane, next thing you know, I'm going to be saying I'm in love with Genesis.
Wait, I already did that.
Day 231
Angeal and Sephiroth had quite a surprise when they came to work. They finally got me and genesis out of the elevator and guess what. I was still being held like some sort of teddy bear.
Of course they took pictures. Damn all SOLDIERs!
Day 232
Open season on Zack! Of course I'll have to deal with his fan club but I'll find a way to solve that problem.
Day 233
Apparently the puppy can't be found. You can't run forever Zacky. One day you'll have to come back for your gel and I'll be waiting.
Day 234
Angeal's on the " To Murder " list. Right after Zack. Why? Because he's been telling Zack to run. So hope you know how to sleep with you're eyes open, Angeal.
Day 235
Angeal doesn't need to sleep with his eyes open. Hell, he doesn't even need to sleep. I guess this is where being a lousy SOLDIER pays off.
Day 236
Still no trace of Zack, if it weren't the fact I'm extremely pissed off at him I would be kind of lonely. But it is a bit too quiet. Maybe I'll call off my Zack hunt. Besides I can only deprive the Zack fan club girls of their favorite puppy for so long right?
Day 237
It's funny how the day I stop hunting Zack he comes back. It's one of those funny little quirks of life. Actually it's called Angeal's phone's speed dial.
Day 238
I really missed having Zack around. Actually I was happy for a couple of seconds before he asked me about spending the night trapped in an elevator with Genesis.
I remembered how quiet it had been while he was being hunted and missed that silence.
Day 239
If Zack doesn't shut up then he's going to find all of his precious gel bottles missing. Then what will he do without his precious hair.
Day 240
Now Angeal has joined Zack's pestering. Now we just need Mr. Shampoo Commercial and we have the complete set. Well we would still need Mr. Loveless.
Day 241
They're at it again! You would think Angeal and Zack would have something better to do than keep bugging me but no…they keep reminding me about all of my unfortunate incidents with genesis and telling me it's Gaia's way of telling me we're meant to be.
If it is then I'm telling Gaia to go to hell.
My only comfort is that at least Sephy hasn't joined their pestering. Never thought I'd say this but right now I'm extremely thankful with Sephiroth.
Day 242
Oh shit. I'm in trouble. Sephiroth heard me when I told Genesis those stupid little three words. Sad part is, there's nothing I can do to bribe Sephiroth. I just have to hope he's as cool as they say and he doesn't tell Genesis.
Day 243
He remembered. After all this time he remembered. He actually remembered what I said when I was drunk. Actually Sephy told him.
Tomorrow all hell shall break lose on Mr. Shampoo Commercial. At least he has a day's head start.
Day 244
Genesis just couldn't keep his mouth shut! Now at least half of the building knows what I said to him. Of course it doesn't help when we had a huge argument in one of the hallways. I blame my horrible luck. It also doesn't help when the puppy accidentally tells it to all the secretaries.
But the worst part of today isn't even that. Oh no, not even close. It's the fact that he is so confident I'm head over heels in love with him. Well I've got news for you Mr. Loveless! I don't love you!
That's what I told him about a million times but he still said that I was in denial. I'm so not in denial. Not even close.
Day 245
If he thinks I'm going to admit I love him. Again. He's dead wrong. I don't love that stupid Loveless quoting poetry freak! I was just drunk, that means absolutely nothing!
Day 246
Now music is against me too. I'd lie keeps playing in my head and for some strange little reason I keep thinking about Genesis. I won't let you win Gaia…
And if you asked me if I loved him, if you asked me if I loved him- I'd lie.
I don't love you Genesis. I really don't!
Day 247
He's wrong and I'm right. He's wrong and I'm right. He's wrong and I'm right… Just got to keep repeating that. See, I can not under any circumstances fall in love with frikken Genesis Rhapsodos. I can't and I won't!
Wow, now I sound like a bratty teenager having their first crush. Really, Gaia? Have I sunk so low?
Day 248
I'm not in Love and most of all not with Mr. Loveless! Why do I have to keep telling myself this?
Day 249
I'm not going to be in love. I'm not going to be in love. Just got to keep repeating this and maybe it'll come true.
Who am I kidding?! There's no going back now. I hate you Gaia. I hate you Genesis for being so goddamn gorgeous and for making me….for making me fall in love. I really hate you.
It's not fair.
Day 250
I'm head over heels in love.
And it sucks because I finally admitted it and he's on the other side of Gaia. Goes to show you how much life hates me.
Hehe…. I had so much fun writing this. Anyways you guys know what to do. Thanks to all of you who reviewed and gave me ideas. Oh, yea I'd like to point out that the siong I used was I'd Lie by Taylor Swift and that I don't own it. I'd also like to point out that Mireya isn't mine she actually belongs to XxXChiharu-Chan-1000-SpringsXx. That's how awesome Mireya is, she manages to get into 500 days when she has her own story which you guys should definitely check out. It's called Viva La Vida. So until, next time.
Next chapter- Genesis ends up in the worst of places…..