Obviously, I've changed my penname. I just thought my previous one was a bit overused because I've been using that as usernames on a few forums and social networking sites. Hehe and I just love tomatoes, especially with fried fish hehe

A very huge thank you for the guys who reviewed and read the last chapter! I did update faster than the last time right? Because reviews are just that great.

inuchan4u: thank you so much for sticking with my story! And I don't know why I think your penname is so cute when I read it. Haha

PureHearts: I didn't reply on your review because I want everyone to read how amazing a reviewer you are. Your constructive criticism is just very, constructing hehe You're so awesome.

Okay, this chapter is purely experimental. I'm not much of a fan of the only-dialogue formats but I just want to try it out. If you guys happened not to like it, well the format will only be existing in this chapter. Or maybe another one. Who knows.

Shiroyan

Kurotatsu

Ikkun

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Chapter 3

The sky is gray, reflecting by the large puddles on the ground. The rain has just stopped and the thick smell of dampen soil still remains in the air.

Gentle pounding of footsteps vibrates around the walls of a narrow alleyway. A dark figure briskly runs towards the mouth which locates a small, empty building. He keeps looking ahead and on the ground to avoid the scattered metal debris. Complete silence and the man, with a gun in his hands, stands at the edge of the wall. He looks around the empty front parking lot. When he decides it's the best opportunity to move, he takes a step and dashed straightly towards the side of the building.

Ikkun, what are you doing?

N-nothing! Shiroyan, Kurotatsu, how did you know I was here?

We know you're always up here on the roof during lunchtime. What's that behind your back?

I said it's nothing!

Eh~ Is that an essay for English?

Probably a fanfic. We all know Ikkun's being a closet otaku and all. He always hides all those secrets to himself. *sniff*

All right, all right! It's a mystery light novel!

Oh~h

What's it about then?

To be honest, it's about Ayuzawa.

The School Perfectionist Ayuzawa Misaki?

Yeah, why about that guy?

Well, I saw him the other day with that Yukimura guy in the library. They're freaking me out. It's like there's something weird about them.

Yukimura is weird as it is. You know about last year when he cried because that senpai pranked him by putting a giant octopus sausage inside Yukimura's bag?

Come on man, that octopus was really evil looking. Those tentacles were so fat and freaky and the sausage's eyes reminded me of my mom's. *shiver*

*laughs* They kinda do huh? Anyw- Oi! Look! There's Ayuzawa right now!

What's with him? What the f-! He runs faster than me!

Looks like you got some competition there, Shiroyan.

Too bad, Shiroyan. Hey, the gangs are all out running too.

They seem to be chasing Ayuzawa. I wonder what he did bad this time.

I got an idea. Let's chase him too! I wonder what's the prize for catching him.

I think that's a bad id-

Ikkun! Kurotatsu! Come on, jump!

You go first, Ikkun.

Wait! I still have to wri~iiiite!

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After finding the door by the far end, he pauses. He leans on the wall and breathes deeply. This is his final destination and he isn't sure what will happen next. All of the years of experience has been long forgotten by the time he has taken the case in his hands.

Another heap of breath and he double checks his arms and ammo strapped around his toned body. Satisfied, his shaking hands grabs the metal doorknob but a voice from the other side makes him pause. Sounds of squeaking and pounding come out muffled from the door. Another masculine voice then… a moan?

"W-wait!" Breathes a tiny voice. The young detective carelessly presses his ear on the door, curiosity took over him. There aren't any women indicated in the case anyway.

"Come on. There's nobody around anyway."

"B-but! Kyaaaa~!"

Kurotatsu! Stop messing with my light novel!

You're the one messing up with our adventure. Who in their right mind would write in the middle of the climax?

A writer must put down an idea as soon as it comes out. Or else, one might forget it.

Shiiiiiiii! You guys are so noisy! What if Ayuzawa and Usui-kaichou hear us, huh? All those running and lying from the gangs just to get here safely will all come to nothing!

Sorry, Shiroyan.

Yeah. I wonder what they're doing here anyway.

What's frustrating is how Pres got here first!

… and why's kaichou pinning Ayuzawa over there?

Man, I can't hear anything!

Can it be…

…

…

Yaoi?

Yaoi?

You don't know that, Shiroyan? I can't believe you're more innocent than Ikkun.

Hey!

Alright, for the sake of Shiroyan, let me define yaoi from a male otaku's perspective.

Yaoi is an evil sub genre of anime and manga made by perverted females for moreperverted females. In fanfiction, they alter reality from crack pairings to male pregnancy. It's just sheer evil to guys.

In short, it's gay love.

What the f- are you guys s-ing about?

Let me give you an example. *whispers*

...

…

*whispers even more*

…

*bleargh!*

Shiroyan! Hang in there! What kind of example was that, Kurotatsu?

It wasn't that bad. Just something I saw when searching for some ero stuff.

Uh huh. Anyway, don't you think Ayuzawa's uke right now?

Yeah, he's blushing like an uke all right, with Usui. Usui really has that seme character, hasn't he?

Exactly! But Ayuzawa becomes seme when he's with Yukimura.

Whoever he's with, Yukimura is uke.

*bleeeaaargh!

Shiroyan!

Huh, Ayuzawa's kinda, cute when he blushes. Weird.

Really?

Lemme see!

Shiroyan recovers too quickly.

Of course I am! Let's see. Oh~ he does, doesn't he? *blush*

Yeah, *blushes*

… *blushes too*

…

*gasp!*

Think about kawaii chibi-chan. Think about kawaii chibi-chan.

Think about ero stuff. Think about ero stuff.

Nooo! I'm gay! *bleargh!*

Hey, where's Pres?

Looking for me?

U-U-U-Usui?

Iyaaaa! *bleargh*

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Another heap of breath and he double checks his arms and ammo strapped around his toned body. Satisfied, his shaking hands grabs the metal doorknob but a voice from the other side makes him pause. Another one came out muffled, but the masculine tone is there. Quite familiar to him. Too familiar. He presses his ear against the wooden door, trying to make out the voice of the man.

It becomes silent but he still waits. All the detective hears is the sound of his own racing heartbeat and the cold wind fanning on his face.

Then, he hears a gun cocking and he turns. Multiple shot guns point at him.

The greatest mistake he hasn't given up on yet: drowning in his own curiosity to the extent of being defenseless and neglectful of his surroundings.

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Okay, before I included the yaoi thingy, I searched things up from the net first. Lots of guys do think yaoi is strange, weird, gross, etc. I really am not a fan of yaoi/yuri. So yeah. I hope nobody got offended or something.

Chapter four will be up much later because I still have no idea what to write in it. hehe sorry.

Okay, let me know what you think about the chapter, guys!