500 Days of Genesis

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I kissed Genesis! I kissed Genesis! I kissed Genesis! I kissed Genesis! I kissed Genesis!

Sometimes I think I'm a genius!

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Ok, so maybe kissing Genesis wasn't the best idea ever but it sure felt like the best idea ever. But now I don't want to face him……

Bright side is- I'm on vacation. All that happens on vacation stays back in vacation.

Yea, that made no sense. Well at least it sounded good in my head.

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My sister is now yelling at me asking me why I had to steal her man. As if! Damn now she's threatening to take away from diary. Let her try! She won't succee-

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She truly is the devil's spawn. I guess it's time to call in the Evil Trio of Doom.

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So Zack, Sephiroth and Angeal all came to rescue me from my sister's manicured clutches. It was a somewhat, unordinary way of rescuing me. They had me jump into a Shinra chopper that Reno had commandeered.

Thank Gaia he was sober for at least a little while.

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Well I had some fun for a while but then Sephy had to leave and then it just wasn't fun for some reason. Of course it could also be because Zack almost got us killed.

To think it all started with him asking, What does this do, and pressing a button.

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So Zack is never to be allowed near the chopper again. That rules out some fun ideas.

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Ok so tomorrow, I'm officially off of vacation. Can I just tell Genesis I was drunk when I kissed him?

Eh, I guess not or else I would have also said some embarrassing things along with that.

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I came back to find that Genesis was the exact same Loveless quoting boss he's always been.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't I kiss him? Should he at least be doing something? Showing at least the tiniest of emotions?

He just told me to go get him coffee.

Some things never change. You think all my inner turmoil would be worth a tiny little reaction.

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Wow. He kisses like a god.

Yep, that's right. He kissed me. I think that was the most polite way anyone has ever told me to shut up.

Then he told me that he was sick. After which he bolted before I could say anything.

It took me a grand total of five minutes to realize what he had said. At least he's worth the flu.

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Damn my head hurts but I still stand by what I said. He's definitely worth the flu!

I'm definitely headed to sleepy land.

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Aww Gaia! Why do you hate me! I'm sick! I'm freaking sick!

I blame that stupid redheaded Loveless quoting freak named Genesis! I take that back he isn't worth the flu!

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My nose is so stuffed up. I can barely breathe! Help me Gaia! I'm dying!

I hate you Genesis!

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The sad part is he's not even sick anymore! And the stupid jerk is going on some mission!

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He's gone! He said goodbye and gave me chicken soup. I feel like shit but he still called me beautiful.

I almost said I loved him but I ended up coughing. Which was then followed by some sneezing and some more coughing and before I could say anything he left.

I hate you whoever controls sneezing and coughing.

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I'm stupid and a moron and so much more. I ran in the pouring rain wearing only my chocobo pajamas (yes I know I'm childish) chasing after a kitty.

Why? Because he had red fur and pretty blue eyes. I named him Genesis and gave him a copy of Loveless.

I know I'm insane.

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I love my kitty. He's so soft and wonderful and he keeps making me sneeze. But he's so pretty! But I keep on sneezing.

It's not fair.

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Angeal came for a little while to keep me company and then he saw the Genesis kitty and he laughed. Then he saw how Genesis no.2 treated Loveless and laughed saying that if Genesis ever found out that a copy of Loveless had been damaged by a cat named just like him he'd probably set fire to everything in sight.

I responded by sneezing. He took that as a yes.

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Zack came over and he played all day with my cat. Ha-ha, the puppy and the cat. How cute.

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Sephy came to visit me today, I think he was here because Angeal forced him to and he was curious to why I had named my cat Genesis.

Then I showed him how Genesis the cat and the real Genesis were so alike. They both a love for Loveless, had reddish brown hair/ fur and blue eyes and then for the final touch. They got attention from everyone.

Then Sephiroth said, they also love you the most out of everyone.

That was the sweetest thing he has ever said.

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I called Genesis last night, well actually he called me and I told him about Genesis the cat. I think he was a tad bit insulted but then I told him that I loved my kitty as much as him.

Then sister ruined the moment by taking the phone away. She's evil I tell you! EVIL!

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Genesis came back! And I'm finally better!

Now to go see him!

Damn my sister! She already left! Oh no! She's not getting there before me!

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I succeeded, kind of… you see as I was going up some stairs I managed to fall. So my sister got to Genesis' office. Then Zack phoned in to tell him I had fallen and was unconscious.

Then it was Genesis to the rescue! He took me to the hospital….Have I ever mentioned I hate needles?

I ended up passing out in Genesis' arms. I'm never going to live this down am I?

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So after my latest trip to the hospital, I have decided to be more careful.

Zack already has money on when I'm going to fall. The faith he has in me is so touching.

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The puppy somehow got Angeal and Sephy to participate in his little bet. Well I'll show them! I'll show them the great Joanna Boyer is invincible!

Well when I'm not faced with needles I am.

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One day down a lifetime to go! I almost fell but luckily I didn't! That's a very good thing!

I really should stop staring at Genesis. That's usually how I end up in these accidents.

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Ah! Why Gaia! Why must you hate me so much! I just had to take an epic fall in the Shinra lobby. Everyone saw!

Why do you greatly dislike me Gaia?

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Sephiroth won the bet. Stupid backstabber. At least he bought me some ice cream with it.

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I showed Genesis my kitty. It was weird to see him hold a cat like he was afraid he would bite him. He can go into battle, kill countless of men, face the great General Sephiroth and yet he's afraid of a cat.

Life sometimes makes no sense.

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Genesis was so nice today. He bought my kitty a little bell. It was so cute to see him playing with a cat.

Hehe, I got a picture. You know, I just realized something. I've known Genesis for over a year!

Wow, I've spent an entire year with this Loveless quoting freak. It's a good thing I love him so much. But you didn't hear me say that.

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My sister is pure evilness. She went and asked out Genesis when I was there.

I broke a pencil in half.

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I'm currently eating peanut butter while watching TV. I hate my life. Why? Because my sister and Genesis are out on a date.

I hate this.

Uh-Oh, I just got peanut butter stuck on the ceiling. How am I going to get it off now?

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Peanut butter is still stuck up there. At least Alicebeth hasn't seen it yet. She would freak cause she's allergic to peanut butter. Actually she's allergic to peanuts but peanuts are the main ingredient in peanut butter. Hmmmm…..I wonder how much butter is in peanut butter?

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The peanut butter is still stuck up there. I told Angeal about it and he told me that one time when he and Genesis were kids they got peanut butter stuck on his ceiling and that as far as they know it's still there.

I wonder how long my peanut butter is going to stay up there. I can just imagine myself when I'm old and still looking up at my peanut butter.

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I told Genesis about the peanut butter. He smirked and said he knew I would do something strange like that to let my anger out.

So he's psychic now? Great, exactly what they world needs, a psychic soldier.

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I'm in a deep load of trouble. Well the peanut butter fell down at the worst possible time. It fell on my sister and I think a already wrote this but she's allergic to peanuts. Yea, she freaked. Worst of all it was when she was getting ready to go out on a date with Genesis.

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Stupid psychic soldier. He said I was going to go to extreme measures to stop the date. He was right.

It's even worse he showed up at my house to gloat. I should throw peanut butter on him but that would be a waste.

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I thought I had stopped the date but my sister is too damn stubborn! So they rescheduled it. Now I need to think of a way to stop that date.

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My sister and Genesis once again went on a date. This time I threw ice cream at the TV and forced Zack to watch chick flicks with me.

I don't know which one of us cried the most.

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My sister is out with Genesis again and here I am once again stuck with the puppy and Angeal. I think we'll call Sephiroth later on.

I wonder if he'll let me braid his hair.

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I'm such an awesome friend! I braided ALL of Sephiroth's hair. But then he undid all of the braids.

Jerk wad.

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Ok, so Zack's desperately attempting to make me feel better. Today he made me listen to a song called Misery Business then in a manner that even Angeal would be proud of, he gave me a speech. He told me all these things that I didn't under stand but the bottom line was go get Genesis and show you're sister who's the boss.

At least that's what I think the bottom line was. I don't know. I spaced out after the fist couple of words.

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Ok I came to work today determined to tell Genesis what I felt only to find out he had a mission.

Not cool Gaia! Not cool!

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Ok on the bright side, I get some more time to tell Genesis that I love him right. But then that just gives me more time to chicken out.

Ah! Why couldn't I just have gotten drunk and told him?

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That's it's I'm going to get drunk and tell him. I know it's very bad to get drunk especially when you're accident prone like me but it's for a good cause. It's for a very good cause.

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Angeal specifically prohibited me from getting drunk.

Doesn't he want me to succeed in my love life?

He gave me the worst advice ever! He said to be myself and to just tell him. Yeah, right, like that'll work.

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Well today he came back and I almost told him. In fact I was ready to and all when suddenly she happened.

Oh yes, my wonderful sister dearest came in and told Genesis she was so happy to see him! Then she kissed him.

To think I was going to tell him I loved him

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So I was listening to Misery Business last night and then I watched the music video. All I can say is that I'm glad that whore got what she deserved.

If only my sister got what she had coming.

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I finally cracked. So I was walking with my asshole of a sister and Genesis to the office. Then when I thought that things could not get any worse guess what she says.

" So Genesis do you want to go to Costa Del Sol with me?"

That was the final straw. I turned- I had been walking ahead of them the whole time- and with speed that even surprised Genesis I slapped Alicebeth.

Yup, that's right- I finally slapped my sister. Then I remembered the music video to Misery Business. So I guess you know what I did. Her face was priceless. Then I walked away.

And keep in mind that this was in the Shinra lobby. In front of EVERYONE.

" I never meant to brag but I got him where I want him now, Whoa, It was never my intention to brag, or to steal him away from you now, but god does it feel so good, cause I got him where I want him now and if you could then you know you would, cause god it just feels so-

It just feels so good"

I love you Paramore.

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I know I shouldn't but I feel so proud of myself. It just felt that good, especially the part where I took out her fake boobs. The words she said next will forever make me laugh.

" How did you know they were fake?!"

" Gaia wouldn't be cruel enough to give you double Ds when all I have are Bs. Do the math. Besides, weren't you the one who said we were twins?"

" But I'm the older twin! I'm supposed to be better then you!"

Best part is, Genesis smirked. Then when he walked me home he said " I always knew you would resort to extreme measures instead of taking a more rational approach but nothing prepared me for what you did today." The he did something that even caught me off guard.

He kissed me. Eh, maybe it wasn't that surprising…

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It felt good. Both last night and two days ago.

To think it all started with a song called Misery Business.

Yes! Alicebeth finally got what she deserved! I know how many of you hated Alicebeth. So as you can tell the inspiration of this chapter came from Paramore's Misery Business.

If you haven't seen it then I command you to see it! Go!

Ok and many of you will wonder why I used peanut butter a lot in this chapter. Well I have strange habit of watching TV while eating peanut butter and for some reason I got so mad that my peanut butter went flying. It landed in my twin's hair.

I'll never forget his face.

Wow, so now I only have two more chapters to go before it's the end. It seems so strange to see that I've actually written so many chapters!

And this is an answer to Sage's review. Since it was anonymous I could reply so I'll just reply here.

Having a twin is pretty cool at times but sometimes it's annoying. I'll have food in the fridge and then when I look it's in my twin's mouth. But the cool thing about him is that whenever I'm sad or feeling down he'll just know and try to make me feel better.

It also helps to have a twin when you need money or a guinea pug for all your crazy schemes. Or even someone to have fun with.

Now please review, review and review! You guys have absolutely no idea of how happy it makes me when I see people favoriteing my story and reviewing.

If you don't want peanut butter missiles launched towards your head then you will review! BTW- peanut butter missiles don't hurt, their actually quite good!