Sorry! I finished this yesterday and forgot to post it until now...

You guys hate Vivi so much it makes me cackle! I LOVE antagonist characters...chain saw accident? Props to you, eromdaer451QI.
Ameliaad - It's cold outside. Nice. Unfortunately most of my day has been taken up by an addition to my culture project...
k2gal615 - *high fives*

Warning: The following part of this author's note is mainly a reply to Joker236 because I'm too lazy to just send said reader a message...
I dunno, mixing Raxtus with Sonny is just asking for weird...but maybe I could take Vivi with me :D and yes...dragons rule all. But satyrs are right up there with them and centaurs are pretty much just a*holes (pardon my Duggish).

Chad

These girls would be the death of me. No, I don't mean in the sense of being driven to insanity, I mean I now feared the elbows and fists swinging wildly but determinedly between the two girls would knock me out cold, and that would play a huge role in destroying my career, which was my life. Thus, they would end my life. The end of life, in case it hasn't occurred to you, is death.

I'm not sure exactly how the fight was triggered; I suppose it sort of just…blew up. If you keep pumping helium into a balloon, sooner or later everyone's going to sound like Fred Figglehorn.

"…and I have ten times the dignity you ever will!" Vivi shrieked.

"No, you? You're just a slut!" Sonny received a prompt bitch-slap for that, with enough force to send her crashing to the floor.

"Hey, shut the hell up, alright? Who are you to judge my morals?"

Vivi planted both her knees on either side of Sonny and pinned down both her arms. she didn't get very far because Sonny kneed her in the backside and threw her off of herself, getting up and ducking right as Vivi took a swing for her head. The momentum of the swing kept her arm continuing right to a wall. She cried out in pain and clutched her wrist, at the same time Sonny kicked her in the back of the legs, causing her to topple over.

I couldn't just sit here and let them hurt themselves—but…they were pretty scary. I had to try, at least, so I took a deep breath and launched myself in between the two, intercepting a pounce from Vivi, which knocked me over. For the moment we both stared at each other in shock, until Sonny started approaching from the left side. I rolled over to my right, pushing Vivi underneath me, and Sonny's kick missed, causing her to fall flat on her back with her feet facing me.

"Both of you just cut it out!"

Vivi giggled and I looked down, blushing when I discovered I was still on her. I rolled to one side and sat up, giving Vivi a hand and standing to help Sonny.

"You guys are," I shouted, pausing to look for words, "completely insane!"

I let the two stare on at me as I stormed into my room and slammed the door, briskly opening it back up and trudging over to the girls. Vivi was pulling her bra strap back up to her shoulder and Sonny was coming through her hair with her fingers.

"Look. I think you're both great girls." I walked over to Sonny and put my hand on her shoulder, gazing into my eyes. "Would I be your boyfriend if I didn't think so?" I said smoothly, winking and flashing my CDC half-smile. She blushed.

Then I turned to Vivi and took both her hands into both of mine. She smiled up at me hopefully and I looked away dramatically, as I would on the set of Mackenzie Falls. "Vivi…Vivi Violence, you are an amazing girl, and probably…no, definitely the most interesting I've ever met." I looked her in the eyes and faked a pained expression. "But…I'm keeping you here. I can't go anywhere…and you're a free spirit.

"And I think…I think it's time for us to part ways."

She looked down away from my face and withdrew her hands from mine. "I'm not an idiot. I can see right through your bad acting. If you can't stand me, you should have just told me so."

I winced as I watched her storm towards the door and my plans crumble. "I never said I couldn't stand you…"

"Shut up! My gosh I never expected this kind of bullshit from anyone! That is the last time I make friends with some drama queen!" she shouted as the door slammed behind her.

I closed my eyes and drew a shaky breath, tensing and releasing my fists by my sides, and then finally turning around to face Sonny, who looked really uncomfortable and guilty.

Deciding the awkwardness was enough for her, I sighed and let it go, becoming aware I'd been holding my breath for a moment. I walked over and put an arm on her shoulder and she winced, causing me to pull my hand away at the instant. "You alright?"

"Yeah…I mean, I'm gonna have a few nasty bruises, but…it's half my fault." She rubbed her shoulder where I had touched it, and I could tell she was biting her lip and I couldn't help but think it hurt more than she was letting on.

"Well…I think you've been in enough trouble for one morning. It's almost daylight, we should get you home."

Sonny's grimace turned into a frown and her head drooped as she walked over to the door. "Thanks for helping me out…I can't believe I would be so stupid as to start a fight…I don't know—"

I stopped her with a quick kiss. "It's alright…I understand. You saw her as a threat. I mean, I wish you didn't, and I wish you hadn't started beating each other up, but we can't really help that now, can we?"

She smiled lightly and her eyes wandered the room, landing on the clock on the wall. Before I could tell what was happening, I was being tugged out the door and down the stairs.