Disclaimer: I do not own anything I use in this fic except perhaps what little plot that exists.
Note: I've decided to turn this fic into a series of random oneshots. Some will be short, some long, some yuri, some not, most weird, and most will probably be cracky to some degree.
So, you've all read oneshot number 1- In Setsuna's Dreams- now welcome to oneshot number 2!
A Love-Hate Relationship: An AsuAya short.
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In some random hallway in the school, Asuna and Ayaka were arguing. Again. And for like, the fifth time today. At this point, however, their argument had mostly degenerated to random insults.
"Shotacon!" shouted Asuna.
"Retirement home robber!" shouted Ayaka back.
"Cradle-robber!"
"Gorilla!"
"Bitch!"
"Slut!"
Now, Asuna was pissed. As she fumed, she yelled,
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"
"I HATE YOU MORE!"
"NO, I HATE YOU MORE!"
"NO, I HATE YOU MORE!"
Asuna was steadily getting angrier, to the point that she couldn't even form a coherent sentence.
"Yeah! Well-I-…"
"Yeah?! You what!"
Suddenly, Asuna was struck with an odd idea, and, as she wasn't really thinking straight at the moment, decided to implement it.
"Well…"
Asuna suddenly leaned in and gave Ayaka a quick kiss on the lips.
"I love you." she said.
Ayaka, now rather red-faced, just stood there, stammering dumbfoundedly.
"I-you-what-huh?!"
Smirking, Asuna decided to take advantage of Ayaka's stunned state, and tapped the middle of the class rep's chest lightly with a finger. Ayaka's response?
THWACK
Well, she just fell over backwards and fainted.
"Heh, heh, heh…" Asuna chuckled.
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Well, that's that, doods! Now do me a favor and leave a review, please. :)