A/N: Okay. I know Ima have some people asking about the screen names. Chupathingie is a reference to a web series called "RVB" or "Red versus Blue". It's a Halo thing. XD One of the guys is asking about the Chupacabra and he calls it the "Chupathingie". I lol-ed my pants. XD And FriendlyFire is also from RVB. There's one character that always manages to somehow kill his teammates. And guess what I was watching while this idea was being formulated!!! lol. And now a word to my reviewers.... And I know this one came out pretty quick, but my computer is still messed up, and I'm typing this while I'm at work. -sweatdrop- It's my dad's company and I'm just temping, so it's good. :D lol

blo0d StaiNed Rose: Yeahhh. Cute is what I was going for. :)

beginningxofxthexend: Coming up with the story isn't that hard, once I have an idea for a scenario. That one happened kinda by accident. I was playing a videogame and that song came on through the soundtrack and I was like... "Don't wanna read your stupid poetry... Sounds like something Reid would say. But prolly not to Tyler 'cos they're in love....Unless Reid didn't know the poem was Tyler's...Cos Ty's playing coy.... IDEA!!!!!" lol. With Reid's characterization, it only seemed logical, you know? Why else would he do everything he could to make everyone else hate him? :) And I make it a point to give a shout-out to my reviewers. It's nice to know that the author isn't just glancing over them and deleting them from their email account. You should see my inbox. I've still got most (if not all) of the reviews I've gotten from this site. XD I now give you another oneshot to sit back, relax, and enjoy. :)

Chupathingie: You ever wonder what would happen if zombies attacked?

Chupathingie: Reid?

FriendlyFire: Where in the hell did that come from?

Chupathingie: Iono. What would you do?

FriendlyFire: ...

Chupathingie: Well?

FriendlyFire: You really want a serious answer?

Chupathingie: Why would I ask for anything less????? Tell me dammit!!!!!!

FriendlyFire: I guess I'd get to the nearest shopping mall and hole up there. -shrug-

Chupathingie: ... Like they did in Dead Rising?

FriendlyFire: DAMN IT TYLER!!!!! DON'T COMPARE MY BRILLIANT MASTER PLAN TO SOME CHEAP VIDEOGAME!!! THERE WOULD BE NO ROOM FOR PSYCHOTIC OLD LADIES INTENT ON KILLING US ALL OVER A STUPID FRIKKIN POODLE!!!!

Chupathingie: Someone's touchy. -pout-

FriendlyFire: What about you?

Chupathingie: Well... First I'd stock up my house with non-perishable food and bottled water and the necessities for life...

FriendlyFire: Assuming you have the time.

Chupathingie: ...Reid.

FriendlyFire: What?

Chupathingie: You of all people should know that there is always time for food.

FriendlyFire: ...point taken. And then what?

Chupathingie: Then I'd board up all the windows, barricade the doors, that kinda stuff.

FriendlyFire: Okay. Good so far.

Chupathingie: Then I'd make my way to the fourth floor, destroying staircases as I go so the undead can't follow me of course.

FriendlyFire: Of course.

Chupathingie: ...Just because we're not talking face-to-face doesn't mean I can't detect your sarcasm.

FriendlyFire: I didn't mean it sarcastically.

Chupathingie: I'm sure you didn't.

FriendlyFire: And after you make it to the fourth floor?

Chupathingie: I'd survive as long as I could up there and then I'd have to...

FriendlyFire: Have to...? What?

FriendlyFire: Tyler? Do what?!?!

FriendlyFire: GODDAMNIT TYLER!!!!! :0

Chupathingie: Sorry about that. Went to get a sandwich from the kitchen. :D

FriendlyFire: -_-'

Chupathingie: ANYWHO!!! I'd have to venture outside, see if I could get some more supplies. Of course that would be nearly impossible.

FriendlyFire: Everyone else who wasn't so prepared would have looted everything by now, right?

Chupathingie: Precisely, Padawan. :)

FriendlyFire: Of course, Master. -bows-

Chupathingie: And then I'd probably head north.

FriendlyFire: ...Farther north than Mass?

Chupathingie: Of course my horse.

FriendlyFire: ...Like... Alaska north?

Chupathingie: Mmhmm. Alaska...The final frontier...At least on Earth...

FriendlyFire: ...Like in Residen Evil: Extinction?

Chupathingie: GODDAMNIT REID!!! DON'T COMPARE MY MASTER SCHEME TO SOME CHEAP HORROR MOVIE!!! THERE WOULD BE NO ROOM FOR RETARDED, FLAT-CHESTED WENCHES LIKE MILA JOJO-BITCH!!!!!

FriendlyFire: I love you.

Chupathingie: ... huh?

FriendlyFire: You were angry at me. I can't have you angry with me.

Chupathingie: Because that would hurt your feelings.

FriendlyFire: ...No!

Chupathingie: ...YES!!!

FriendlyFire: ... T_T

Chupathingie: Fuck. Now I feel bad. :(

FriendlyFire: I am so win. :D

Chupathingie: You are so asshole. :(

FriendlyFire: If it makes any difference, I really do love you. -blush-

FriendlyFire: Ty?

FriendlyFire: Baby Boy?

Chupathingie: Are you just playing with me again?

FriendlyFire: Would you like for it to be a joke?

Chupathingie: I want to know if you're being serious.

FriendlyFire: Completely and totally serious.

Chupathingie: If it makes any difference, I've loved you for years.

Chupathingie: Reid?

Chupathingie: Are you still there?

Chupathingie: Stop messing around.

Chupathingie: Fuck off then!!! I should have known it was just a fucking joke.

Chupathingie: You are such a fucking asshole.

FriendlyFire: Woah!!!! Chill out!!!!

Chupathingie: Give me one damn good reason why I should chill out!

FriendlyFire: Because Mom was bellowing from the other room and you know how she gets when she's been drinking...

FriendlyFire: But back to more important matters... It wasn't a joke. I really do love you.

FriendlyFire: The thing is...I don't love you like Caleb and Pogue do. They're your "brothers". I don't wanna be your "brother". I wanna know you in a way they don't.

Chupathingie: ...

FriendlyFire: I'm not kidding, Ty.

Chupathingie: What exactly are you asking, Reid?

FriendlyFire: I want you to be mine. Just mine.

Chupathingie: What if I don't want to be yours? What if I want you to be mine?

FriendlyFire: Fine. I'm yours. You can have me.

Chupathingie: Would you be this romantic if Caleb and Pogue were in the room? If they were looking over your shoulder?

FriendlyFire: Yes.

Chupathingie: Don't lie to me, Reid.

FriendlyFire: I'm not lying. I don't give a damn what they think. If you want me to wear a sign around my neck that says "Property of Tyler Eric Simms", I'd do it. But only for you.

Chupathingie: ...

Chupathingie: So if I were to take you up on that offer, not the sign thing (that'll prolly come later ;D), but you being mine, you'd really go with it?

FriendlyFire: Fuck yeah I would.

Chupathingie: Good. You can pick me up around seven then.

FriendlyFire: For what? -is confused-

Chupathingie: Well... You remember that movie about the apocalypse I was telling you about? I just wish someone would take me to it. But I'm busy until later tonight, like... seven or so... and I don't have much time to eat before then...So I'd probably have to get something to eat sometime either before or after the movie...

FriendlyFire: Tyler, could you do me a favor?

Chupathingie: What?

FriendlyFire: Don't make any plans around seven tonight. We're going to go see that new movie about the apocalypse. And then I'm taking you to dinner. And from there...We'll just have to see. ;)

Chupathingie: What should I wear?

FriendlyFire: Well...If I had my way...and the laws were no problem... You'd wear nothing. But since the laws are a problem, meaning I can't get my way...wear whatever you want, babe. You look good in anything.

Chupathingie: -blushblush-

FriendlyFire: lol. I have to go. There's some stuff that I have to take care of before I can go out tonight. Another problem with my damn car. -_-'

Chupathingie: Damn. That sucks.

FriendlyFire: It's no big deal. I'll see you at seven.

Chupathingie: Kay.

FriendlyFire: And Tyler...

Chupathingie: Reid?

FriendlyFire: I love you.

Chupathingie: Love you too. :heart: