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Notes: Wow. Last chapter evidently wasn't exactly you guys' cup of tea. Seriously, no reviews? Ah, whatever. Something tells me this chapter will be more your speed, anyway….

But before we start, two things. First, I would still like some feedback for that trailer-plug thing I stuck in the last chapter. What do you guys think? Maybe include some thoughts in a review of this chap? Second, Do you think I should make the last oneshot a standalone one instead of part of this series? If so, should I make the series of oneshots you're currently reading into EXCLUSIVELY yuri ones? Tell me what y'all think, people! Your opinion DOES matter, you know!

That all being said, on with the show!

Next up, In Konoka's Dreams

…Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so. Enjoy the pseudo-sequel, doods!

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It had been a long day. A very, very, long day. A day longer than even Chuck Norris' dick, amazingly…wait, you already know this part. Setsuna trudges to her room, there was a bizarre incident I refuse to reveal, yadda, yadda, yadda….

BUT, what you all don't know is KONOKA'S side of this tale! I bet you're all dying to know, aren't you? Well…

WAIT TILL NEXT CHAP TO FIND OUT! CLIFFY OF DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

…Just kidding! Now let's all pay dear Konoka a visit, shall we?

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In some random hallway in the academy, Konoka, like her beloved Set-chan, was also quite tired from the day's events and trudging to her room. She, too, was hoping to have a good night's sleep. And her visit to Dreamland, like Setsuna's, will not feature any pink puffballs. Sorry, Kirby fans!

… It will, however, contain copious amounts of weirdness topped with crack sauce.

As she trudged into her, Negi, and Asuna's room, the aforementioned duo currently asleep, she made her way to her bed, noticing a basket of laundry lying nearby. "Too tired to do laundry," Konoka thought, "Must rest…" And she plopped down onto her bed, not even bothering to change out of her school clothes, and asleep even before she hit the pillow.

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Konoka appeared in the middle of a forest as her dream began… wearing a hunter's outfit, oddly enough. Perplexed, she became even more confused upon seeing that, instead of a gun to hunt with, she had a crossbow. The crossbow had something engraved in it as well.

The engraving read, "Property of Cupid." Strange.

Realizing that she was dreaming, Konoka just shrugged and walked off to see what she could do to pass the time.

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After walking for a while, Konoka happened upon a rabbit hole. Deciding to go along with the theme of the dream, she readied her crossbow and crept toward the burrow.

"Be very, very quiet! I'm hunting, um… well, I don't know yet, actually. I think it's a rabbit, though…" she said while doing this. Nearing the hole, she pointed her arrow inside and stated, "Come out, come out, wherever you are…"

Focused on her task, Konoka failed to notice something coming out of another, nearby, hole. And it was…

A dream Setsuna in a playboy bunny outfit. No, not the bunny outfit from volume 10 of the manga, an actual PLAYBOY BUNNY outfit.

…You may all thank me now as you pass out from nosebleeds.

The dream Setsuna walked up from behind Konoka, unnoticed, and asked, "What's up, Kono-chan?"

"Oh, I'm just hunting whatever lives in this burrow. I'm not sure what it is, though…"

"That would be me, Kono-chan."

"Okay, so I guess that means I'm hunting you with this Cupid crossbow, Set-chan!" A moment passed after Konoka said this. Then another. And another. Then, "WAIT, WHAT?" Konoka yelled as she whirled around…

SMOOCH

Only to receive a playful kiss from Setsuna before she leapt back into the other hole.

"Wait, Set-chan! Don't play hard to get! Set-chan!" Konoka whined, not managing to catch the rascally (not to mention sexy) playboy rabbit before she reached the safety of her burrow.

Then Konoka realized something.

"Wait, I think I've seen this somewhere before…" she said, thinking for a moment. "Oh yeah! It was that one American cartoon! Well, I think I know a way to get Set-chan to come out and play, then…" That being said, she put away her crossbow somewhere, and pulled out…

A bazooka with "Property of Cupid" written on the side….

Wait, what? Well, just goes to show that being genre savvy is a dangerous thing.

But, before Konoka could use Cupid's Bazooka (why he got a bazooka in the first place, I do not know…), Bunny Setsuna leapt out of her hole and shouted,

"W-WAIT! KONO-CHAN! I SURRENDER!" Then, kneeling before the mighty Kono-chan, she said, more softly, "Please, Kono-chan, have your way with me."

Konoka put down the bazooka and licked her lips.

Dream Setsuna just blushed a rather nice shade of red.

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As she woke up from her (rather nice) dream, Konoka noticed that her sheets were wet. She tossed the sheets in with the rest of the laundry in the basket, and then thought, "Well, I feel rested, if a little horny… Guess I might as well do the laundry now. I should probably get rid of the evidence anyway…"

And so she exited the room, in something of a rush I might add, to do the laundry, gorgeous full moon shining through the various windows of the hallway. The fact that she was in a rush probably had something to do with why she didn't seem to notice that her skirt and panties needed to be washed as well, nudge nudge wink wink. But, before we join her…

"Asuna-san, why was Konoka-san moaning? Was she hurt?"

"…Go back to sleep Negi-bozu."

"But…"

"Sleep! Now!"

"Um, alright…"

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As Konoka entered the laundry room, she saw Setsuna in there as well… without any undergarments on.

"Oh! Set-chan, what are you doing here?" she asked the swordswoman… and I'm sure you know the rest. Let's fast forward to the good part, shall we?

Konoka, staring at her Set-chan with a rather perverted look on her face, whispered "Set-chaaan" seductively, licking her lips hungrily.

"If this is another dream, then I don't want to wake up for a loooong time."

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Well, that's the end!

And as per what the two lovebirds did, well… that's for me to know and for you to beg me to write about! SO KNEEL BEFORE ME AND GROVEL, WORMS! MWAHAHAHAHA!

…Or of course, you could just let your imaginations run wild.

Anyways, please review! And also, please tell me your opinions about the stuff I mentioned waaay back at the top. You know, the stuff I bolded? Pretty please?

…Well, until next time, doods!