MS: Hey guys!! Sorry for the long wait. It's just that school started and that SUCKS!!!!!! Anyway, i'm making a temporary treaty with Jiraiya. Now, if you sign this, you will promise not to spy on innocent women again, and not put it into books again so guys like me and my bro don't have to cross anything else inappropriate. And I promise that if you stop, I will no longer torture you.
Jiraiya: Deal.
MS: Alright then, it's settled. Anyway, enjoy!!!!
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As Sora and the rest were landing, they came out to enjoy the view of Konoha. " Ah, it's been a while." Sora said with a smile. Goofy and Donald nodded in agreement. However, as they were walking, they heard a crack, and turned to see a large guy with pale skin, long black hair, a tan robe with a purple sash, and purple lines running down his eyes. But the most intimidating thing is that his eyes looked like that of a snake.
" Who are you?" Sora asked cautiously. The man seemed to chuckle. " My dear buy, you'll soon find out on your own." With that, the man left them. But when he left, Goofy could have sworn he smelt some smoke and gunpowder. " Ah, you're hallucinating, ya big palooka!!" Donald said.
But as they were leaving the sight, they were suddenly knocked down from a large explosion. " What was that?!" Goofy yelled. Sora got up and went to the explosion sight. " I don't know." Suddenly, something caught his eye. It was a small piece of paper, crumbled up from fire, yet still existant. He picked it up, and walked back to the others. " Sora, what's that?" Sora just looked at it puzzled. " I...don't know." Suddenly, Goofy closed in on it and sniffed it. " Smells like gunpowder." Sora just looked at it. " Gunpowder? In a piece of paper?" After a bit of thinking, he turned back to the other two. " Alright guys. Let's get back to Konoha and see if anyone knows anything about this.
( 30 minutes later.)
As the trio were walking along, they became very bored as they walked along the path, surrounded by seemingly endless wildlife. " Man, this is dull!! I mean, we've been walking forever." Sora grumbled. Donald just glared at him a bit. " Sora, don't even start with that." As they were walking, they came upon a clearing with three posts, and a lake. Also, the most peculiar thing was that there was a stone in the middle of the clearing. " What's this?" Sora came up to it a bit to see what it was. Suddenly, however, a kunai went just by him. " Hey, you!! Stay away from the memorial!!!"
Sora turned around to see a small child with brown hari, a yellow t-shirt with the Konoha swirl on it, some shorts, sandals, and goggles. Also, beside him are two children about the same age. One, a boy with brown hair, the same goggles, a bit of snot coming out of his nose, a blue shirt, shorts, sandals, and seemed to be drowsy. The other was a little girl with two orange ponytails, a yellow shirt with a pink one over it, a shorts, sandals, and yet, the same goggles.
" Uh, is there a problem?" Sora asked, a bit quaintly. The boy just pointed at him. " Yeah, theres something wrong!!! You were about to defile the Memorial Stone!!! No one is ever allowed to do such a thing!! Not even you!!!" " Memorial stone?" Sora then pointed towards the stone. " You mean that?" The boy looked at him stupidly. " Yeah, of course that!!!" Sora sweatdropped a bit. " Listen, I don't want any trouble." " Well, too bad!! You're gonna have to deal with the...(lights go off.)... The KONOHAMERU CORPS!!! ( ta-da) ( fireworks.) (etc.)"
The three chuckled at their appearance, which ticked off Konohameru. " Hey, buddy! You're gonna pay for that!" Guys, get ready to..." " Konohameru?" They turned to none other than Konoha's number one hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja. " Boss!! Long time no see." Naruto grinned rather widely. " Same to yo-" Naruto suddenly spotted Sora. "...Sora?!" Sora chuckled a bit and waved. " Long time, no see, Naruto." Naruto then laughed a bit excitingly. " Man, Sora!!! Been a while." In the middle of the conversation, Konohameru came in. " Hey boss, you know these guys?" Naruto continued grinning. " Yep! Konohameru, Udon, Moegi, meet my longtime friend, Sora." There was then silence.
( Five minutes later.)
" Uh, Sora? Sorry about earlier. It's just that i'm trying to follow my old man's steps, and in order to do that, I have to respect and protect everything in Konoha!!" Sora just chuckled a bit. " It's okay." Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Naruto then waved goodby to the corps as they left for the gates. Just then, Sora remembered something. " Hey, Naruto?" " Hm?" " You know what this is?" Sora then gave Naruto the piece of paper from earlier. As Naruto examined it closely, he seemed to be a bit serious. " This is an exploding note. These things are pretty dangerous. If you're unlucky to be near these things when the fuse goes, BOOM!!!" Naruto then turned to Sora.
" Where'd you get this?" Sora got into a ' thinking pose.' " Well, when I landed here, we ran into this creepy guy. VERY creepy. He probably was the one who set the note." Naruto then looked aat him. " What did he look like?" Sora then explained the creepy man. " Hm, maybe the old man knows something about him?" Naruto wondered. Sora nodded in agreement. They then continued for Konoha. As they were going on, they heard a feminine voice from the treetops.
" Hey Naruto!!!" They looked up to see Sakura. However, she didn't seem to notice Sora (yet). " Hey Sakura!! Guess who came for a visit!!!" " Who?" Naruto then pulled Sora into Sakura's view. " SQEEEEEE!!!!! Its' Sora!!!" " Hey Sora!!!" Sakura yelled with an incredibly unoticeable blush. " Hey, Sakura!!!" " How're ya doi---wah, woah, wha- WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Sakura then fell off the tree from a dangerous height.
Alarmed at this, Sora ran to catch Sakura. " Hold on, Sakura!! I gotch ya!!!" ( Bad idea, Sora.) She would have been alright, but Sora didn't know that. As she fell, she landed on Sora, who got knocked down to the ground. At the moment, they were knocked out.
Sakura's thoughts:
I can't believe Sora thought I was in trouble!! He's so compassionate!! Wait, why do I feel something funny?
Sora's thoughts:
Man, that hurt. At least Sakura's okay. Wait, what's this funny feeling?
At the same time, a bit startled by the soft feeling they have, they open their eyes at the same time to find something rather shocking. Their lips were touching!!! Right on contact. As they stared into eachother's eyes, they got up with cherry-colored faces. " Uh, thanks for helping me Sora." " Uh, anytime."
Naruto, Donald, and Goofy came up with michievious looks on their faces. Right now, both Sora and Sakura were scared. Just then, they all shouted in unision: " Sora catching Sakura falling out a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes---WHAM!!!!" Before they could finish the songs, they were knocked out by Sakura. Still a bit red, they got the guys and continued towards Konoha.
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MS: Hey guys!!!! Sorry for the long wait!! My teachers have been packing homework on me!!!
Jiraiya: Hey MS, why is it that Naruto is your favorite character?
MS: Well, ero-sennin, we're kinda like brothers. I mean, we're kinda similiar. We both get tortured (badly. Me at school, Naruto at village.), we both like to joke around, we get serious when things get serious, and we care about our friends and families, no offence Naruto.
Naruto: None taken.
MS: Oh, and Jiraiya...( gets evil) I got a two new games: Dead Rising and Lost Planet: Extreme Condition. ( Summons zombies and gets VS.) ATTACK!!!!!!
Jiraiya:...crap.
