Leader: Is everyone logged in?
Maskedboy: Yup!
Cannibalicious: Yes, and remind me to kill Tobi for making our accounts.
Maskedboy: Oh… It's not THAT bad
Dudethatlookslikeagirl: YES IT IS!
Maskedboy: Oh…heh….
ScroogeMcDuck: Oh. I'll help you Zetsu. I will help you.
Lavagirl: …. Pein, you honestly let Tobi set this up?
Sharkboy: … I'm going to f*cking kill him. I'll shove my samehada up his-
Maskedboy: Whoa now! Calm down, there's a meeting in progress.
Cannibalicious: Tobi's a bad boy
Dudethatlookslikeagirl: Agreed.
Leader: Everyone be quiet now. Tobi we WILL talk about this later
Sharkboy: Where's Hidan?
*Jashin'slover logged in*
Jashin'slover: I'M GOING TO EFFING HURT YOU TOBI
Maskedboy: Caps means you're yelling :'(
Leader: WILL YOU ALL BE QUIET? WE HAVE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO DISCUSS
Lavagirl: What's first on the agenda?
Dudethatlookslikeagirl: ….Guys, you need to take a look at this…
*Dudethatlookslikeagirl has just sent: Akatsuki Yaoi Pairings*
Leader: … What is this?
Leader: I'M RUNNING AN ORGANIZATION TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND WHILE I'M WORKING MY A$$ OFF YOU'RE…?
Sharkboy: NO THIS IS JUST MADE UP BY STUPID GIRLS WHO HAVE NO LIFE
Jashin'slover: ….. Can you DO that Kakuzu?
ScroogeMcDuck: … WTF HIDAN.
Maskedboy: Heh…. Maybe I should have warned you about this when I gave you these laptops…
ScroogeMcDuck: Speaking of laptops, how much did these cost?
Cannabalicious: …. Kakuzu, you don't want to know
ScroogeMcDuck: HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU ALL EFFING SPEND ON THESE?
Leader: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP LET'S GET BACK TO THIS MEETING
Dudethatlookslikeagirl: KisaIta…. LOL
Lavagirl: If you say one more word about this…. Disgusting subject I swear I will use my mangakyo sharingan on you and it will not be pleasant
Dudethatlookslikeagirl: I'd like to see you try.
Leader: … If you don't all get back on subject I swear I will set the tailed beasts on you all at once.
Maskedboy: What did you want to talk about first?
Leader: Lately the progress of our goal has been slowed
Jashin'slover: OH MY JASHIN! IN THIS FANFIC YOU BROKE MY PELVIS BONE WHILE-
Jashin'slover: You know what? Nevermind.
Sharkboy: While doing what?
Leader: Yes, since you brought it up and interrupted me, it must be very important.
Jashin'slover: No really it's-
ScroogeMcDuck: … Did you just SEND that to me? You sick bastard….
Jashin'slover: OH MY JASHIN I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT! DON'T TELL ME I SENT IT TO THE WHOLE CHAT!
Leader: You're in more trouble than Tobi right now, Hidan
Maskedboy: :3 YAY
Jashin'slover: Shut the f*ck up Tobi.